Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday.
Then I looked at the calendar.
Valentine’s Day. Holee Molee.
As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must), I realize that I have one more easy week before I actually have to start thinking again.
So I give you a thoughtless and hormonal Valentine’s Day.
You’re welcome.
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Cupid (I don’t like that guy)
Seriously, I do not like Cupid. Little fat jerk running around with a bow and no clothes on. Trynna shoot me and tell me who I should love?????? Sounds a little bit like a pimp…just saying.
I mean what is this?? Nero’s Rome, circa 65-67AD? (obscure references, ftw)
Last time I tried that I ended up in the Orange Co. (NC) jail. Why should he get away with it?
There are of course exceptions to every rule, however…..
There are also reinforcements to every rule…..
Hey!!!!! Cupid!!!!! Grow a pair and take aim my man. I’ve got a bolt locked in the crossbow. Let’s see who wins…..?
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Just An Additional Day to Shame Our Pets?
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For the Love of Sports
My sincere apologies to the NBA for saying they were boring last week. I give you….the New York Knicks, everybody!!!!!!
Charles Oakley went full on rapist Wednesday night at MSG in case you hadn’t heard. That was….entertaining.
Too bad teh baxsetballing still sucks.
The NHL is back in high gear. In the West it appears to be down to five moderately not terrible teams, with Minnesota and San Jose showing the most chops currently. But then again, it’s the West so who cares?
Back East, the Atlantic appears to be the Canadiens’ to lose. But the Metro is where the fun is at. Currently the Caps are atop, but Columbus, Yinzburgh and NYR are all hot on the trail. Everybody else can suck it. ESPN agrees, FWIW….
Team | Opening odds | Updated odds |
---|---|---|
Washington Capitals | 8-1 | 6-1 |
Chicago Blackhawks | 6-1 | 7 |
Pittsburgh Penguins | 8-1 | 7 |
San Jose Sharks | 12-1 | 7 |
Montreal Canadiens | 14-1 | 8 |
Minnesota Wild | 20-1 | 8 |
Columbus Blue Jackets | 30-1 | 12 |
Anaheim Ducks | 12-1 | 12 |
New York Rangers | 25-1 | 16 |
Edmonton Oilers | 30-1 | 18 |
St. Louis Blues | 14-1 | 20 |
Nashville Predators | 25-1 | 25 |
Los Angeles Kings | 12-1 | 30 |
Tampa Bay Lightning | 12-1 | 30 |
Boston Bruins | 30-1 | 30 |
Ottawa Senators | 50-1 | 40 |
Dallas Stars | 12-1 | 50 |
Florida Panthers | 14-1 | 50 |
Toronto Maple Leafs | 100-1 | 50 |
Calgary Flames | 60-1 | 60 |
Philadelphia Flyers | 40-1 | 60 |
New York Islanders | 30-1 | 100 |
Carolina Hurricanes | 100-1 | 200 |
Vancouver Canucks | 100-1 | 200 |
Winnipeg Jets | 60-1 | 300 |
Buffalo Sabres | 80-1 | 300 |
Detroit Red Wings | 40-1 | 300 |
New Jersey Devils | 100-1 | 300 |
Arizona Coyotes | 80-1 | 5000 |
Colorado Avalanche | 60-1 | 5000 |
I’m very tempted to lay a C-note down on Carolina, btw. $20,000 payoff could help fund some trips this summer. But alas I don’t even trust ’em enough to sneak in the back door of the playoff picture, let alone take the cup. Oh well, easy come, easy go.
The MLB gets going this month as far as spring training. But when it does, it appears that the FLORIDA Marlins will be under new ownership more than likely.
$1.6 Billion. Not bad on a $158M investment.
In college basketball, the race for the NCAAT #1 seeds is on. Here’s what Jerry Palm thinks of that race currently. Also, as usual, the meteor really let me down again last night. And now I feel dirty and shamed for even having linked to that. Yeeeesh.
Only one thing can cleanse my soul…..
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Valentine’s Day Sexy
OK, let’s do this……
OK Ladies…..
And now….Teh Boyz….
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No Hard Feelings NFL
Well NFL, I know you did your best not to suck out loud this past season. But alas, you can’t help who or what you are. I promise I’m doing my best to forgive you.*
*Does not apply to Atlanta
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Spring Fever
It’s been an unseasonably warm week around here this week. I know it’s just a tease and winter isn’t done just yet. But still, the warm weather has me pining for spring now. So this week’s tWBS original was chosen by my somewhat currently biased mindset.
What? I told all of you a long time ago that I like flowers.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, folks. Behave yourselves.
Love ya’s.
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/96a23ec0233a202ae78d93348732c60a/tumblr_mpqssvF0Wx1ql9er3o1_500.jpg
She is ready to watch the draft already.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d19cc4eec44996ae993c409127d170f3/tumblr_ojuzrpVoVS1s4p0huo1_1280.jpg
I would kill 10 random strangers FOAR the Draft to start tomorrow.
/hey, at least 5 of them would probably like Trump or at least had not voted…
I look at people differently now; “You look like somebody who help fuck up my country, asshole.”
This fucking sucks.
Now back to weirdness and the sexay.
It took me a solid two weeks before I could leave the house. I wanted to grab everyone I ran into by the collar and yell “are YOU a fascist?? HUH??”
And I am a “100” strength “I” (FOAR introvert) as INTJ on the Myers-Briggs test. This is not an impulse I am familiar nor comfortable with.
If I didn’t have kids, prolly woulda just shut myself.
You could always shoot the kids too.
Just trynna be helpful….it’s a lot quicker than individual drownings. Unless they run.
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Sorry. Too Soon?
nah, I just ain;t payin’ much attention. I gots a book.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/cf9ec4967f007f5b0e4cef2299afd77f/tumblr_okcfkg1J081qgtxw5o1_500.jpg
YUP. Once you fucked, you STAY fucked.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/71942bddb2cd8fc93ee75318619bdddd/tumblr_mhm41uYsou1ric2iqo1_500.jpg
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As much as I love me some Bella… what the hell shoes are those?
To tickle my ears.
Hee hee….well played.
I am all for anything that removes the shame from wearing slippers in public. Huzzah, young lady!!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/72d7593d29c80731d89e221c052c364f/tumblr_nnkbgqDhxr1qbsfl6o1_250.gif
This is why I’m anti-bra
http://68.media.tumblr.com/54846745c3fda6334a4f727d40bebc0c/tumblr_njyx5mOdlU1tkvp7no1_1280.jpg
Dammit, now I gotta go watch Resident Evil again.
Thanks, Moose.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0484bdb2b0fd021ee36d928fb6c4e2ae/tumblr_okxbe5eDRV1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
She can clean MAH pipes any day….
Hey lady; that is a nice shirt.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/25cb63959cd0ccb2ddd2b7a85e81a1a1/tumblr_ojsh83gjJl1u545pyo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/252e0acbd739ee7ee4d118e66eddb5a0/tumblr_ojs707p5my1vnyvm6o2_500.png
Is that Rayon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGGt1t8bLtg
Shit, wrong clip.
Meh, too lazy to fix it.
Oh, Haley.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/00db1202beb1bfe089d007fc956363ad/tumblr_okxfrgAIUd1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Oh fuck yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_1ehSImQ4
80s sitcom MILF Caren Kaye:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GEgYXcTO8ow/UVsviYPGXFI/AAAAAAAALMg/XK3LP7xik-c/s1600/tumblr_m7s5pshq7n1qcqbwjo1_1280.jpg
Classic scene.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1c27df8ec3270cdc83a5b62975d9c43f/tumblr_n0a521mrvP1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b9c8b2af6e6246a6e8d9b13ca775dc2/tumblr_nrx0z6ejO81qlqedro1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e3f7997138d3ee53241473a2fca4f73/tumblr_mn1ebifCkA1qa9omho1_1280.jpg
New from the channel that gave you Shark Tank, Shark Tank but the sharks are kids!
That’s not a joke, by the way.
Lest you think this is fake, it’s on my TV right now.
Chiller network.
http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hggbposter.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/64f89b58fc2f9d9a855a5bd85f197924/tumblr_ojtbs83qk81ttrxmxo1_1280.jpg
HEY LADY; I LIKE YOUR DRESS, IT’S NICE.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/71bc8ad35a65a07a77b69be61e89fcbe/tumblr_okz36ertbK1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
I was making like April Ludgate and listening to The Neutral Milk Hotel in its full entirety, but rather than be mocked FOAR linking that, here’s the new Tribe Called Quest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoqWu6wmfI
If I can say this as a honky muthafucka, this some dope shit.
/goddamnit, can one of my links work??
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fef38025efaafacb0158ce28c4e76e8b/tumblr_mz0yjgAne71qb90noo1_500.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/353f7eb93b596a8be2be33c4bc1112fa/tumblr_okpg8yIWJz1rhxar9o1_1280.jpg
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/5efded8b0db2743e0fe639e78513223b/tumblr_nwi8azAtTW1u138ezo1_1280.png
I’m not one to interrupt a literal circlejerk but
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/02/cnn-us-intelligence-confirms-parts-trump-russia-report
Lock him the fuck up
Hey asshole I’m not jerking it!*
Well, yet anyway.
How long do you think before the “FAKE NEWS” Tweet?
Fuck.
I’m SURE congress will call for an investigation RIGHT AWAY.
Oops, sorry, it is not a Democrat getting a blowjob, so no need to look into it.
NUTTIN TWO DO WITH E MAILS OR BENGAZI SO IT DUN MATTER LIBTARD SNOWFLAEK
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fce6fa45fad30a62535952d77adeb352/tumblr_okyo9cIpRD1qz581wo1_540.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/13d780f9fd5686a24fd46e4df5bc2645/tumblr_okyo9cIpRD1qz581wo2_540.png
I THINK I LOVE HER EVEN MORE (EVEN THOUGH THAT IS A GFI SOCKET)
Humanity deserves the coming extinction. And then some.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/46ed1bc958a184705dee74c0324b6a5b/tumblr_o9k3vmrWPf1qexjbwo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a05d3eb87b09798a5785586973fcbd66/tumblr_okz7usYIGy1ric2iqo1_1280.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3f258b97148e4d3f77752b4ca8bc9c89/tumblr_ol4pa4hqy61ric2iqo2_1280.jpg
oh my….
Shit….maybe there is a god.
Keep in mind she is a Jenner.
As long as “she’s” post op, I’m in….so to speak.
One of the daughters; think you are OK, but she’s still an angry pegger.
Boner Flies….Down
/Christ, all the typos
Hee hee….I knew whatcha meant.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e8a4917b4c417a7a414c9495b0d4abc7/tumblr_nfcqf6qDVY1s63bb0o1_1280.gif
Cockpit: Ummmmmmm…..
Mission Control: Did you forget to release the parking brake again?
Cockpit: GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
That’s pretty damn funny.
Well, until the next time I’m backing up thinking “What the hell?”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/377247e787ae28388142058d6c333847/tumblr_okzk87sswH1rhvnljo1_1280.png
Mike Ilitch died, which means both Dirt and Ice Lions can go into rebuild modes.
Whoa. Wonder if they’ll still move out of the Joe now?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e7603aab47f3cdf8c94094f392ace738/tumblr_okkf9wXOqF1tqsz1no1_400.gif
Fuck VD straight to hell. Here’s a great song from Lykke Li’s tremendous “I Never Learn” which I bought on CD this week. FUCK YOU, I’m old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iLERCEznI
http://68.media.tumblr.com/325df450719af2eb795bbeec4af24f80/tumblr_mzz6oulfG41ri0t21o4_r2_250.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/9661565/960full-natalie-roser.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8b0b802826d7afe57ac960a51943e344/tumblr_mopdk6CKsg1r0z9mso5_250.gif
“You cannot vote for your comment” Oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d4r9awjKE
With this new setup I can like my own comments and no one will be the wiser!
Jebus cries when you do that.
/I might be thinking of something else
http://thewondrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/uproxx.gif
Try again and look at the error message right below.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9c26841c1886e1d3d4d9aabbdf63cb13/tumblr_ol549hoVmR1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Time to party.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d52f08aea36a1518410e316f253f49c2/tumblr_o3fa13Ybg51v6baxoo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjHz5hrupA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmQDisiiFK0
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a4806df6c10e979b35858bd65ecfb7fd/tumblr_mhpowgfcE51ric2iqo1_500.jpg
Cute animals for Valentines Day.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2cf960cd12e587eeb659fe08087b515c/tumblr_ojuasvSmun1rpmitfo1_1280.jpg
Daphne Joy
http://68.media.tumblr.com/301d974e72b27df77930f5d1adcdd3f6/tumblr_okrhac4y9q1slr9bso1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0ce14f249b242f98e50b354e21496178/tumblr_oks2m4pQEr1v38hgfo1_400.gif
Seems that everybody’s fucking with my Knicks… … … tape.
/Props to Shump still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcxpcAZqMo8
Your knickers?
I said everybody, not nobody.
Oops, read that wrong.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5a29efaa5a216442a7b3a6a1ca9306e5/tumblr_okctqevvc61tlrqi3o3_400.gif
Thankfully Dolan leaves the Rangers the hell alone.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7285958745d07822a686eb362dffd83a/tumblr_og43u38tzK1toxp0vo1_1280.jpg
http://www.smithsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Lara-McWhorter-IG-6-640×372.jpg
Lara Mcwhorter
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9ddd8b7489aad0a98d3c6d15d0bfd728/tumblr_okvv5nvzpS1sx8suuo1_400.gif
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Well done Mr. wee Baby.
Much grass mi hermano. 🙂
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So first Valentines day with the GF. I got her a bunch of gifts for Christmas. I don’t want to shop again. I was thinking flowers and dinner would suffice, no?
…Dick in a box?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCUlJQcoUc
Make her dinner. Dining out on valentines day is a ripoff
That’s what we’re doing.
Same here. Though we’re pushing it back to the weekend.