TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday.

Then I looked at the calendar.

Valentine’s Day.  Holee Molee.

As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must), I realize that I have one more easy week before I actually have to start thinking again.

So I give you a thoughtless and hormonal Valentine’s Day.

You’re welcome.

Cupid (I don’t like that guy)

Seriously, I do not like Cupid.  Little fat jerk running around with a bow and no clothes on.  Trynna shoot me and tell me who I should love??????  Sounds a little bit like a pimp…just saying.

I mean what is this??  Nero’s Rome, circa 65-67AD? (obscure references, ftw)

Last time I tried that I ended up in the Orange Co. (NC) jail.  Why should he get away with it?

There are of course exceptions to every rule, however…..

Acceptable Cupid.

There are also reinforcements to every rule…..

Acceptable? Not so much.

Hey!!!!!  Cupid!!!!!  Grow a pair and take aim my man.  I’ve got a bolt locked in the crossbow.  Let’s see who wins…..?

 

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Just An Additional Day to Shame Our Pets?

For the Love of Sports

My sincere apologies to the NBA for saying they were boring last week.  I give you….the New York Knicks, everybody!!!!!!

Charles Oakley went full on rapist Wednesday night at MSG in case you hadn’t heard.  That was….entertaining.

Too bad teh baxsetballing still sucks.

Friday NBA Schedule

The NHL is back in high gear.  In the West it appears to be down to five moderately not terrible teams, with Minnesota and San Jose showing the most chops currently.  But then again, it’s the West so who cares?

Back East, the Atlantic appears to be the Canadiens’ to lose.  But the Metro is where the fun is at.  Currently the Caps are atop, but Columbus, Yinzburgh and NYR are all hot on the trail.  Everybody else can suck it.  ESPN agrees, FWIW….

2016-17 Stanley Cup odds
Team Opening odds Updated odds
Washington Capitals 8-1 6-1
Chicago Blackhawks 6-1 7
Pittsburgh Penguins 8-1 7
San Jose Sharks 12-1 7
Montreal Canadiens 14-1 8
Minnesota Wild 20-1 8
Columbus Blue Jackets 30-1 12
Anaheim Ducks 12-1 12
New York Rangers 25-1 16
Edmonton Oilers 30-1 18
St. Louis Blues 14-1 20
Nashville Predators 25-1 25
Los Angeles Kings 12-1 30
Tampa Bay Lightning 12-1 30
Boston Bruins 30-1 30
Ottawa Senators 50-1 40
Dallas Stars 12-1 50
Florida Panthers 14-1 50
Toronto Maple Leafs 100-1 50
Calgary Flames 60-1 60
Philadelphia Flyers 40-1 60
New York Islanders 30-1 100
Carolina Hurricanes 100-1 200
Vancouver Canucks 100-1 200
Winnipeg Jets 60-1 300
Buffalo Sabres 80-1 300
Detroit Red Wings 40-1 300
New Jersey Devils 100-1 300
Arizona Coyotes 80-1 5000
Colorado Avalanche 60-1 5000

I’m very tempted to lay a C-note down on Carolina, btw.  $20,000 payoff could help fund some trips this summer.  But alas I don’t even trust ’em enough to sneak in the back door of the playoff picture, let alone take the cup.  Oh well, easy come, easy go.

NHL Friday Schedule

The MLB gets going this month as far as spring training.  But when it does, it appears that the FLORIDA Marlins will be under new ownership more than likely.

$1.6 Billion.  Not bad on a $158M investment.

In college basketball, the race for the NCAAT #1 seeds is on.  Here’s what Jerry Palm thinks of that race currently.  Also, as usual, the meteor really let me down again last night.  And now I feel dirty and shamed for even having linked to that.  Yeeeesh.

Only one thing can cleanse my soul…..

Valentine’s Day Sexy

OK, let’s do this……

 

Always be safe.

 

OK Ladies…..

 

 

And now….Teh Boyz….

No Hard Feelings NFL

Well NFL, I know you did your best not to suck out loud this past season.  But alas, you can’t help who or what you are.  I promise I’m doing my best to forgive you.*

*Does not apply to Atlanta

 

Spring Fever

It’s been an unseasonably warm week around here this week.  I know it’s just a tease and winter isn’t done just yet.  But still, the warm weather has me pining for spring now.  So this week’s tWBS original was chosen by my somewhat currently biased mindset.

What?  I told all of you a long time ago that I like flowers.

– Daylily Hemerocallis Kwanso –

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks.  Behave yourselves.

 

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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King Hippo

I would kill 10 random strangers FOAR the Draft to start tomorrow.

/hey, at least 5 of them would probably like Trump or at least had not voted…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I look at people differently now; “You look like somebody who help fuck up my country, asshole.”

This fucking sucks.

Now back to weirdness and the sexay.

King Hippo

It took me a solid two weeks before I could leave the house. I wanted to grab everyone I ran into by the collar and yell “are YOU a fascist?? HUH??”

And I am a “100” strength “I” (FOAR introvert) as INTJ on the Myers-Briggs test. This is not an impulse I am familiar nor comfortable with.

If I didn’t have kids, prolly woulda just shut myself.

King Hippo

nah, I just ain;t payin’ much attention. I gots a book.

King Hippo

YUP. Once you fucked, you STAY fucked.

Senor Weaselo

As much as I love me some Bella… what the hell shoes are those?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To tickle my ears.

King Hippo

I am all for anything that removes the shame from wearing slippers in public. Huzzah, young lady!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is why I’m anti-bra

King Hippo

She can clean MAH pipes any day….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Senor Weaselo
Fronkenshteen

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

New from the channel that gave you Shark Tank, Shark Tank but the sharks are kids!

That’s not a joke, by the way.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

I was making like April Ludgate and listening to The Neutral Milk Hotel in its full entirety, but rather than be mocked FOAR linking that, here’s the new Tribe Called Quest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoqWu6wmfI

If I can say this as a honky muthafucka, this some dope shit.

/goddamnit, can one of my links work??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Curse of Marino

I’m not one to interrupt a literal circlejerk but

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/02/cnn-us-intelligence-confirms-parts-trump-russia-report

Lock him the fuck up

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey asshole I’m not jerking it!*

Well, yet anyway.

How long do you think before the “FAKE NEWS” Tweet?

Fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m SURE congress will call for an investigation RIGHT AWAY.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oops, sorry, it is not a Democrat getting a blowjob, so no need to look into it.

WCS

NUTTIN TWO DO WITH E MAILS OR BENGAZI SO IT DUN MATTER LIBTARD SNOWFLAEK

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/13d780f9fd5686a24fd46e4df5bc2645/tumblr_okyo9cIpRD1qz581wo2_540.png

I THINK I LOVE HER EVEN MORE (EVEN THOUGH THAT IS A GFI SOCKET)

King Hippo

Humanity deserves the coming extinction. And then some.

King Hippo

oh my….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Keep in mind she is a Jenner.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of the daughters; think you are OK, but she’s still an angry pegger.

King Hippo

Boner Flies….Down

/Christ, all the typos

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s pretty damn funny.

Well, until the next time I’m backing up thinking “What the hell?”

Senor Weaselo

Mike Ilitch died, which means both Dirt and Ice Lions can go into rebuild modes.

WCS

Whoa. Wonder if they’ll still move out of the Joe now?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Fuck VD straight to hell. Here’s a great song from Lykke Li’s tremendous “I Never Learn” which I bought on CD this week. FUCK YOU, I’m old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iLERCEznI

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

“You cannot vote for your comment” Oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d4r9awjKE

Bloody Lethal

With this new setup I can like my own comments and no one will be the wiser!

Shogun Marcus

Jebus cries when you do that.
/I might be thinking of something else

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Try again and look at the error message right below.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Bloody Lethal
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Senor Weaselo

Seems that everybody’s fucking with my Knicks… … … tape.
/Props to Shump still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcxpcAZqMo8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Your knickers?

Senor Weaselo

I said everybody, not nobody.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Thankfully Dolan leaves the Rangers the hell alone.

Bloody Lethal
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well done Mr. wee Baby.

Bloody Lethal

So first Valentines day with the GF. I got her a bunch of gifts for Christmas. I don’t want to shop again. I was thinking flowers and dinner would suffice, no?

Senor Weaselo

…Dick in a box?

Bloody Lethal
Sharkbait

Make her dinner. Dining out on valentines day is a ripoff

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s what we’re doing.

Sharkbait

Same here. Though we’re pushing it back to the weekend.