Yes, footy will definitely be way less foxy without his grinning face on the sidelines. Leicester remain alive in the Champions League (despite a dreadful performance on Wednesday, a 1-nil win at home would see them advance into the quarterfinals), but the Board pulled the plug nonetheless, a mere 9+ months after he pulled off the greatest miracle in 21st century sport.
We shall see if this drastic, heart-wrenching move earns them survival or not. Their first game under some interim fucker is at home Monday night against the Redshite (3:00, NBCSN).
First, though, the weekend fixtures. Nothing until the crowded 10:00 window, because when you take two weeks off, you want to make sure you show as little action to starved fans as possible. And the featured match is Chelsea hosting Swans (NBCSN). Wheeeee!! If you’d rather see a fair fight, CBNC has Palace/Middlesbrough, or you can join me in watching former Everton manager David Moyes bring his relegation fodder Sunderland squad back to Goodison, and hopefully get smashed (Extra Time).
NBC’s matinee is Watford hosting West Ham. Watford have slid down to 13th, but still seem relegation-safe. I was surprised to see the Hammers all the way up in 10th. Good for them, I suppose. Will probably watch basketball instead.
Sunday only brings one match, with the Manchester Derby postponed due to United playing Soton in the League Cup final (BeIn, 11:25). 3rd position Spurs host 9th position Stoke (8:30, NBCSN), in what could be somewhat interesting, given Spurs predilection for fucking things up when they get too close to coming good.
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The DNC chair right now means nothing. After precincts, wards, counties, and states elect their respective officers and delegates and possibly reduce the antidemocratic rules in the party in the next 18 months we’ll probably have very different leadership in the DNC. Or we won’t, which will mean the party is doomed. DOOOOOOMED.
Jay Wright should have that thing on his face looked at. Or really, just removed. Dude, you married a cheerleader and make LOTS of money…
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How we doing, gang?
Drinking our misery with Trump unofficially winning the 2020 election after today’s DNC announcement?
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Why so pessimistic?
cause if the Demmycrats don’t become screaming, angry populists and cowtow exclusively to the Bernie faction (note that I am not trying to kick them out of the tent, Ellison was immediately made Vice-chair) we are DOOMED apparently.
I mean, the British left took heed and went full “burn it down” and look how great they’re doing…
All I really ask is that we step away from the status quo, since the status quo just produced the biggest electoral disaster in my lifetime.
Tom Perez is the status quo. He’s a Clinton ally. It remains to be seen whether Ellison has any power whatsoever as Vice-chair. My guess is that his voice will be heard and then promptly ignored. I would love to be proven wrong.
I question whether the Democrats have learned a damn thing from this election.
I can tell you now that, no, the Vice Chair’s power is precisely dick.
Everyone should recall that when Obama nominated Perez for Labor, it was praised as a very bold, leftist pick.
And it was Obama who put him forward to run, not Clinton.
For the record, I preferred Buttigieg (neither faction).
I’ve heard enough about Ellison’s personality that I don’t like (in terms of working well with others), and frankly I don’t want to do ANYTHING that suggests Bernie Fucking Sanders is the de facto leader of the Democratic Party.
Tom Perez has organizational experience and understands the stakes involved. He will do fine. He is extremely progressive.
I’m totally onboard the Fuck Bernie train, because Fuck Bernie.
Democrats are going to win in spite of themselves next year. If they don’t immediately impeach Trump and Pence, they will be destroyed forever in 2020.
BTW, I know some people have defended the party towards the Berniecrats by saying that he and his delegates were responsible for the most progressive platform ever (which I think is bullshit). But here’s the thing: No one gives a fuck about the platform. No one has read the platform because the platform committee is comprised of the most unbearable people alive – people who are so awful that being stuck in a room with them would cause you to kill yourself within an hour. And I’ve only been so far as a state committee meeting. the DNC platform committee members are the Apex Loons. Bob Dole famously admitted in 1996 that he never read the RNC platform because who cares? The presidential nominee’s platform is the platform. Barring that, the chair’s platform is the platform. And now that the DNC has chosen to stay the course (unsurprisingly, as the only people allowed to vote for the chair are the fucking people who were already invested in the party and elected as delegates to the party that gave us the fucking Clinton nomination), they’re going to, in the words of Obama, “lead from behind.”
There was a reasonable calculation in nominating HillyBob. All the signs pointed to a “safe” nominee, and that’s what she had to be.
Because of a series of dominoes that all fell just so (about half her and/or her campaign’s fault, about half outside her control)…it all fell to shit. So here we are. Panic won’t do fuckall to help. We have to be the party of reason. We lose even more people if we abandon that, and we will never, ever compete again. We must keep that, and build on top of that with a more compelling, proactive strategy.
NOT our own brand of know-nothingdom. Left “soak the rich” populism against right “let’s get the brown people and the gays and put women back in the kitchen where they belong” populism will have a very, very predictable and terrible ending.
Could we actually see Leicester relegated the year after winning the championship?
That might be kind of fucking awesome.
ESPECIALLY if they, like, make the CL semifinals
I have a feeling the ball might start magically bouncing Leicester’s way in the upcoming weeks.
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Hippo at the bar?
my social skills aren’t quite that good.
OR THAT BAD!
*Depending on the situation….WITH THE LADIES!
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“Way to use your turn signals, asshole!”
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What movie is that from? I recognize the scene but I cannot remember the name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117107/
Man I want some Carlsberg. I drank so much of that shit in the UAE.
MMAAA?
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Bloodeyes basketball has one of them albino black dudes playing PG. He’s kind of terrifying.
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http://laughingsquid.com/an-ancient-babylonian-customer-service-complaint-inscribed-on-a-clay-tablet-around-1750-bc/
It was harder before the internet.
How much extra dough do you think he had to pay the bagmen to go through “enemy territory”?
An exaggeration to jack up the price?
Now it is called “Shipping and handling.” which people pay sometimes in excess of the item itself. Thanks Amazon!
Fucker was lucky that it wasn’t Genghis Khan sending that message.
Supposedly, it was a very similar message from the Khan in regards to the treatment of his dignitaries that had him release his “Dog of War” Subutai onto the Middle East. Subutai directed more than twenty campaigns in which he conquered thirty-two nations and won sixty-five pitched battles, during which he conquered or overran more territory than any other commander in history.
Back when the West was trying to relearn how to make indoor plumbing, this dude mastered complex warfare on a level not understood until Napoleon. He was arguably the first ever general to understand that siege engines could be used in field battles. He was a master of espionage. And unlike the leaders of the time, he didn’t bother to lead from the front. He would sit on a hill side, on a blanket, while flagmen would deliver his orders in real time, while he sipped tea. He also did this because he was old as fuck while he was slapping around Europe.
On his orders, an entire river was redirected to correct the insult against the Khan. He had destroyed the Khwarizm empire with a vastly inferior army, but Muhammad II of Khwarezm had fled. So Subutai ordered the capital city leveled, every single man, woman, child, and animal killed, and a river directed over the ruins so he could never visit it again. Konye-Urgench took about 100 years to be rebuilt…kind of just in time for Timur to do his thing.
My point was a customer service complaint from 1750 B.C. was intended to be humorous. Most people here have likely read about Genghis Khan… at least I would hope they have.
I reserve the right to shoehorn Subutai in any conversation, either online or in person.
This shoehorn would also need a time machine.
Is that real?
FAKE NEWS!
Here is another of the many sources:
http://www.realmofhistory.com/2017/01/27/ancient-customer-service-complaint-babylonian/
I don’t want to work tonight. I want to stay home with my family, drink beer, and eat Chinese food. Work is an assault on the mind and (old) body with people I don’t care for, for an embarrassingly low rate of pay. Also, the shift was added to my schedule this week without warning or explanation. But I’m going to go to work. Because of some horseshit in my upbringing and/or genetic makeup, I’m going to choose downright unpleasantness over family time. A mental health day, as it were. All because I can’t bring myself to tell a semi-creative lie and risk being considered unreliable by a bunch of ham-and-eggers. What’s wrong with me? Is there something wrong with me?
Nope.
*Says someone with the same mentality.
/remembers all the times my Dad dragged self into work riddled with cancer, even.
MURRIKA!!
Work is evil
(This thinking may be why I’ve had such trouble finding a job)
she say liek that a bad thing ,, smh
Hippo leaves game, State quickly down 13. Coincidence?? Methinks not. 2-7 would be the worst home ACC record in my lifetime, I’m pretty sure.
I saw that you mentioned that on the other thread and thought about doing the research to figure if Les ever came in under that. But honestly, I’m not that motivated.
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King Hippo’s namesake might eat our almost ex-coach before the day is over.
HE STARTED!!!!!
/should still eat him
He goddamned better have on SR day. Gott mighta got lynched if he hadn’t.
Not sure enough ppl there FOAR a lynching but otherwise agreed
We can haz mini-lynch?
Fucking Kante. God I love that dude. He missed that shot on goal, but notice he immediately forced the turnover and helped set up that last score by Chelsea.
Fucking total package that one!
yeah, think he answered the open question as to whether he or Mahrez deserved POY last season…
I saw an online poll on some brit footie site, I can’t remember which, but he came in 2nd among voters which was shocking because one…he isn’t a goal scorer and two….well he isn’t a white Brit.
His talent is fucking unreal. And no ego on the guy. You never hear a negative word about him on or off the pitch.
The brilliance of LC last season was Steve Walsh, who found Kante and Mahrez in the French 2nd League and Vardy at a National Front Rally.
Them losing Walsh was HUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
oh, and GUESS WHO has Steve Walsh now??
WOO!!!!
Idrissa Gana Gueye was the best signing of the summer, and Morgan Schneiderlin the best of the January window. Everton’s midfield has been completely re-made in the course of 6 months, and it’s such a weapon that we have a real chance to sign Romelu Lukaku long-term now.
Wait, so Swansea hasn’t just given up?
Everton seem to have expected Sunderland to give up at halftime too. Annoying as fuck.
Fuck LC. Seriously…fucking morons.
Someone please explain to me their thinking in this move? They let go of their best player because they can’t afford shit. Even with Kante, it was fucking AMAZING how far Claudio got these scrubs.
And while their performance in the domestic league has been disappointing, they are still in the fucking Euro Cup. They have been doing a lot better than they should, especially considering that the team has ZERO FUCKING DEPTH.
What manager is going to come and take over this team?
“Okay…so I get one of the smallest budgets in the league to work with. I have nothing to work with in the way of depth or even developing players…and you just shitcanned the previous guy that made global sports history and cost bookies millions of pounds because you idiots think you should be in the Top 4 every year because reasons?”
If Claudio had not won it all, and just did what the team goals were, which consisted of not getting relegated, he would still have a fucking job. This is the problem with the EPL…it rewards the status quo and mediocrity. You win big, you are expected to win big all the time.
This just feeds into how the English National Team is a hilarious fucking embarrassment to football every time they play. The same level of out of touch with reality stupidity displayed by LC management exists throughout the FA and the fans.
That’s good rantin’!
I am seriously about to just stop with the EPL and follow the Bundesiliga. Most of the people I like at work are Polish and they end up following that league. Fox Sports 1 coverage is just as annoying as NBCsports so no change in that department.
I don’t like following a league where I am confident I could run a team better than half the teams in it. I end up hate watching matches more often then caring about the teams.
In that case, why are you still watching the NFL? 🙂
DUH!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZseqKBMq4c
Aside from San Fran, Cleveland, Jags, and Rams, I don’t think I would be a better GM than the current stock.
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I really don’t think it was that expectations got high. I think it was that Leicester is run by Donald Sterling types. Very content to take the money given to them just by being in the league and make a profit by not spending money. Becoming a success involves investing and spending money and they just were not ever interested in that. Last year was a fluke that the Board regretted ever happened.
LC is not an EPL level club. Even with the EPL TV deal, they don’t pull in enough cash to fund a proper EPL level team.
When Claudio took the team to the Euro cup, they basically doubled their work load. They could either say “fuck the Euro Cup” or say “fuck the EPL this year”…they could not do both.
No one should put any single league’s regular season over performance in the Euro Cup. Its the fucking post season.
This is akin to firing an NFL coach, late in the post season, because in the next regular season, being played concurrently, they are 4-8.
LC is terrified of getting relegated and losing out of the EPL TV deal. BUt the thing is, they are getting relegated no matter what. They are too small of a fucking team, and they just derailed any fucking attempted at getting amazing results in the Euro Cup because whoever is dumb enough to take the job is going to poach the Euro squad to fill up the EPL squad…and they are still going to fucking get relegated.
Ranieri statement was on NBCSN just now, Jesus it was heartbreaking…
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