25 Questions about the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”

Thanks to Beerguyrob, I know a ton about what happened in relation to players getting signed and tagged.  This,  of course,  brings up some…. questions.  25 to be exact.

1- Is anyone else surprised that Goodell did not fine James Harrison $50,000 for signing an extension with the Steelers?

2- Or is Goodell simply enjoying the fact he has two more years of fining ahead of him?

3- Since LeVeon Bell got tagged by the Steelers,  does that mean he’ll be happy or pissed?

4- Wait, wasn’t I a “former” fan?

5- Why do I care about Antonio Brown extending and Bell tagging and Harrison resigning?

6- Jesus,  is this a relapse?

7- Or is it more like when you have sex with your ex?

8- Like,  you’re still broken up,  but she does that thing you really like and you just can’t help yourself?

9- I’m going to feel like shit in the morning,  aren’t I?

10- Am I a bad person for doing this?

11- Can you blame me, though?

12- If you had your ex naked in front of you wearing those matching Bell Brown stiletto heels and that Harrison hat,  would you be able to resist?

13- In this scenario,  does that make my penis Big Ben?

14- Considering the results of our commentist survey,  do you think the majority of us have grey pubes?

15- At that point,  isn’t it better just to shave them off?

16- More appealing for the ladies,  amirite ladies?

17- Speaking of ladies, did you know the Steelers do not have cheerleaders?

18- And that their owners are hypocritical assholes?

19- Am I doing this to remember why I broke up with them in the first place?

20- Was that a rhetorical question?

21- Isn’t it good that least I wasn’t a Jaguras or Jets fan?

22- Wouldn’t that be like going back for sex to your ex that doesn’t shave her pits, has gained too much weight,  and has taken up crack?

23- Or would the Jaguras be meth?

24 The Browns would be Krokodil,  wouldn’t they?

25- At that point,  wouldn’t it just be easier to kill yourself?