Yes, it’s almost time to be consumed with our office pools and the like. But first, there is some unfinished business in the Prem worth watching, like the amazing seasons of strikers Harry Kane (Spurs) and Romelu Lukaku (Everton). It’s quite refreshing that neither of the marquee goal scorers plays for one of the “Sky Five” and one will get to see them face off head to head this Sunday at White Hart Lane (8:30, NBCSN). Sunderland later host Man City (11:00, NBCSN), but the early fixture is the match of the weekend.
Not to worry, there are still Saturday fixtures. If one wakes early (or has a West Coast Friday night bender that includes beak, as the Brits call it), yeah right’s Cherries start us off invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN). On 26 points through an equal number of matches, Bournemouth can feel the gravitational pull of the relegation zone, even from 14th position.
Speaking of said zone, Leicester/Hull is a classic “six pointer” and the lead dog of the 10:00 window (NBCSN). Fellow plankton Palace take on 8th position West Brom (CNBC), along with various other mid/low-table rabble on Extra Time (Watford/Soton seeming mildly interesting to me).
4th position Arsenal invade Liverpool’s largest public outhouse to take on the 5th position Redshite at 12:30, but only get NBCSN coverage. As well they should, given how lousy both these sides have been playing of late.
Finally, as if Stoke weren’t embarrassed enough last Sunday at WHL, they go to the Eithad to meet Man City for Monday Night Footy (3:00, NBCSN). Prepare thine anuses, mutants.
Sorry, misread the schedule – that’s next week. Tis the Hammers and Chelsea this Monday. My bad.
and Wake Forest is into the tourney
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Impressive 3-point game winner for Maryland.
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Pussy showing pussy to a bunch of cocks?
Close enough for this pun.
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shit…shoulda looked at the link before hitting post.
http://www.sbs.com.au/guide/sites/sbs.com.au.guide/files/styles/body_image/public/twin_peaks_pie.gif
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I’d think a stoner like you would be all knowledgeable about Twin Peaks and pie…… PIE!
why has this not summoned American Pie Story?? Why all our womenfolk go away?? We really that bad??
/KNOWS self is that bad.
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Wouldn’t it be fun to go to one of American Fuhrer’s rallies with a “Telling Not Spelling” sign??
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he made a poopie ,, smh
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They misspelled “hooker” on her necklace
Big sellers in Florida.
Is that a blond Eliza Dushku in the background?
Ummmm, no.
http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eliza-dushku-2237-2560×1600.jpg
oh Christ in heaven, DEM SHOULDERS
/boobs also purty nice
This shows he shoulders better:
h
ttp://i.imgur.com/RmuTiWw.jpg
Does imgur work in the new system?
http://i.imgur.com/RmuTiWw.jpg
Apparently it does….. we’ll see how long the link lasts.
Broken now!
I like her better when they don’t airbrush the freckles.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dxcG1Dbf3_Y/UanpB6PF2uI/AAAAAAAAHRA/-N96KgpR2d8/s1600/Eliza-Dushku-08.jpg
On Banshee;
http://thefappening2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Eliza-Dushku-Nude-2.jpg
think I may go back and watch Banshee now, just fast fwd Duchovny
WAAAAIT he’s on it now?
No he is not! You had me going though you fucking bastard!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000141/
sorry I mix up with Californication
You shoulda went with it.
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http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/reuben-foster-nfl-combine-draft-sent-home-altercation-argument-alabama-crimson-tide-shoulder-surgery-injury-030417
Reuben Foster sounds like an abbreviated (and delicious) sandwich-and-dessert order.
Apparently “TO GO”!
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This painting brings up so many questions for me.
Most important where the fuck can I get one?
Second, who knew Bert and Ernie were into the scene?
Finally, is Bert doing poppers?
Fourth, is big bird knitting a diaper and/or rocking back and forth Leo Mazzone style?
Maybe there is some connection….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_d'Estr%C3%A9es_et_une_de_ses_s%C5%93urs
It was 70 on Wednesday. Today it is 30 and going down to 15 tonight. It will be back to 60 by Tues.
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But enough about how your drinking affects how much weight you can bench press…
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What basketball are you guys watching?
/no one looks up from poker game
I’m watching myself cook some eggs.
There’s eggs in vodka, right?
No, I’m preparing that separately.
But is there vodka in the eggs?
ND/Ville
Mini-Klopp!!
All right, you* asked for it.
http://maptcha.com/random/40-2017.mp4
/the royal ‘you’.
Alton Brown manages Liverpool?
So gymnastics is on NBC.
Is anyone at all surprised by the sex abuse scandal hitting US women’s gymnastics other than it took this long for a scandal like this to come to light?
I guess I’m surprised that the one coach had so many and that somebody didn’t gut him and make him eat his intestines as a last meal.
I decided to save $25 and only get the Cardinals package on MLB.tv this season. I may have watched 1 non-el birdos fixture the last 3 seasons (online). Plus, this should hopefully give more indirect revenue to the club?? #BFIB WOO!!!!!
Met with my real estate agent to sign paperwork to send off a bid for the property I am interested in.
I felt like vomiting when it came to looking at the numbers.
Those toilets are so clean the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!!!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/full-metal-jacket/images/a/aa/Drill-sergeant.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140319173035
/Gets back from running errands.
//settles in to anticipated Arsenal/Liverpool match
///Liverpool up 2-0
Well, there’s a stunner.
/yes it’s now 2-1 but the point is still valid.
On the one hand…I don’t want Tony Romo, nor do I want my footy side responsible for permanently crippling the goofy bastard (even with the Trump supporting). On the other, I’d love to be rid of Siemian, especially if Dennison convinces Buffalo to give up a 4th rounder for him.
Siemian is not the fucking problem.
but also not the answer
/OL is teh problem
//would like to see if Lynch has anything before his walk year, but I guess Romo for a year isn’t the worst idea (but he won’t make it all season)
OL and middle of the D are priorities, and there is not much cap space to sign somebody without neglecting signing good players at positions of need. Siemian is the answer for next year unless Romo plays for a lot less than he could get almost anywhere.
Lynch has three years, then the option year on his contract; he could be a backup for another year easy. He is still very raw.
Also it was essentially Siemian’s rookie year; don’t be so quick to write him off. Mike McCoy – Offensive Coordinator and Bill Musgrave – Quarterbacks have gotten good years out of QBs before.
You are sounding like a typical Donks fan; quit it.
Dunno how to make our offseason work unless Whitworth signs. No Day One starter LTs in the entire draft. MAYBE no RTs, either.
I worry Siemian is getting a cult following like Tebow had. It annoys me.
Cult following like Tebow? WTF? What are you smoking? He has a LOT more haters than people who actually evaluate him on his merits. He is a band aide starter and would be an excellent backup. He could flourish with an OL and running game like Dallas’, unfortunately the Donks are nowhere near that. If you had lived in Colorado during the Tebowtard years you’d realize how silly that statement is, come on, man.
LT may be a UUUUUGE problem again…. AGAIN. Fixing the OL has got to be the priority. The draft may pan out that they have to take best available rather than position simply because there is a shit ton of good TEs and WRs
I agree – all $$ on OL, draft picks on WR/TE/DL/LB (and maybe a project tackle).
The Donks internet is just so incredibly stupid and I should avoid reading it. But it seems to only have “Siemian is shit” and “Siemian is Tom Brady lite if you’d just quit being so biased by his measurables and draft position” camps and it is very tiring.
YES, he would be a fine long-term backup. He no doubt reminded Gary Kubiak of himself.
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Losing “It’s All Over, Fat Man” was a goddamned tragedy. Was nice to be able to speak objectively with sane people about the games and personnel issues.
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No, I just listen to what the “That’s Good Broncos” guy say.
I link a couple of articles you may want to check above.
Also; who gives a shit what the fans think; I went to a few practices and watched Tebow; one of the worst QBs I have seen in the passing game EVER (college & NFL), but you could hear them talking that the receivers were fucking up.
Anyway; let’s see what this coaching staff comes up with; I think it is a good staff to work with the offense.
I absolutely LOVE the offensive staff. Definitely putting VJ (and ultimately, Lynch) in the best possible position to succeed.
Here is the current cap space estimate;
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cap/
Considering the priorities and the LT position I don’t think there will be a huge amount left to sign Romo, who is BA.
This asshole does a fair job cutting it down to available size:
http://www.milehighreport.com/2017/3/3/14811614/estimate-of-broncos-cap-space-for-unrestricted-free-agency
4 for $35M sounds right. 3 OL and either 1 defender or fucking Romo. He’d have to take $7-8M max.
I just think combining him with the OL and paying that much for 8-10 games is too much, but I trust the Horse.
that’s why he gets all the apples and sugar cubes he wants!
Agreed on the OL; they will have to make offers that other teams won’t match, so they will be slightly over-paid for value.
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a little too much $$ beats giving CLE our 2nd for Joe Thomas…
They tried a few times for him, plus I think he is starting to break down body-wise. Still an improvement even if short-term.
probably necessarily evil if don’t get Whitworth. Unless SF willing to part with Staley.
Staley is a bit broken too. I don’t think they’ll have too many choices and it will be temporary and a WIP. Shit.
yeah, think you right. I always come back to Whitworth and a developmental guy. Next year’s class supposed to be much better.
Meanwhile, at the REAL combine…
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl-mock-draft/2017/3/4/14813592/john-ross-40-time-nfl-combine-record-chris-johnson
DONKS WANT
Don’t go Raiders of old on us.
I watched a decent amount of UW last season, he does footy things in addition to running fastly. He’d slay on kick returns, and open up the field for Sanders underneath especially.
I’m just terrified of going sentimental for the Stanford guy, who has bust written all over him.
They do need someone in the slot, which they have been trying to fill since concussion man. If he can return well, that would be fine, but what I have seen in scouting reports is he needs route work and technique work, but that’s OK. McCaffery is versatile and athletic, I just don’t think he is 1st round material and he’ll be gone when their pick in the 2nd comes around. I think he’ll be a solid player, just not as good as a 1 or high 2rd round good.
I’m less sure his game will translate than Ross, who reminds me of a poor man’s Antonio Brown. Sanders is so good with technique (DT, too), if Ross is smart enough to learn it could be an ideal situation. If McCaffery fell to our 2nd and we could get a TE or that one really super ILB at 20, then fine.
But Ross at 20 (he may not make it now), then a TE in the 2nd seems more practicable at this point. I’m not sure any of the top 3/4 is really that superior to the others. And drafting ILB early only seems to work for the Stillers.
Al Davis is going to return from the grave to draft him in the first, second and third rounds.
I’m cleaning the toilets at halftime. That makes me unfuckingtouchable for the rest of the day, right?
nah, FOAR a married lady, that’s TOTES an aphrodesiac
Good. Because I’m also about to pour my second screwdriver.
So THIS one just got thrown in the hopper:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/03/04/trump-accuses-obama-of-nixonwatergate-plot-to-wire-tap-trump-tower/?utm_term=.f990bbf0505c
he cray-cray
Anyway, these are back. Purple finch!
Gah! Huge fuck up!
I think I found the Russian double agent.
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Fuck Manure!
Up the Cherries!
I’ll take the tie at this point.
I thought we all wanted to fuck cherries so they became sluts
Pretty sure it means to up the cherry count to make the pie better…. less syrup and a higher cherry to crust ratio.
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All right, as with every year during the combine I’m doing my own version. Due to the fact I have done ZERO training for it this year, I’m not expecting my numbers to be very good. I already did the vertical leap (24″ which is an inch less than last year and four off my peak) and will be doing the broad jump and 40 momentarily. Anyone got a soundtrack request for the eventual 40 video?
Also I’m a little hungover.
Make sure the board jump is consensual.
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Please use the saddest DFO Request line playlist
I’ve got something from the “Delusions of Grandeur” playlist lined up.
I don’t really Ritz type of crackers, but…..
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wow, wonder stoppage time winner for Swans!!
Watford with the late equalizer!
Never mind. Southampton up 3-2.
Ehrm….wouldja believe 4-2?
The Watford bench is so deflated, Brady just threw it to Edelman for a first down on 3rd and 11.
“Saints WOO!!!”
– Ghost of Sill
Mahrez….ALIVE???
This is actually pretty funny:
That IS funny, please there is plenty of historical horse references!
I’ll say one thing about this guy Ramadan, he plays hungry.
I just banner’d that.
Holy shit! Thanks!
[is murdered by extremists]
Well deserved!!
The wife & kiddo just left to meet her work colleagues at Chuck E. Cheese, leaving me, suddenly, alone with the dog. Now I’m as high as five assholes, blasting Steely Dan’s “Countdown To Ecstasy” record, spying the bird feeders, and watching Peter Crouch gambol about like a buck-toothed flamingo. Life can be pretty sweet.
Why is manure treating this draw like a loss?
They have taken on the personality of their (petulant twat) manager??
With 10 men, too. Nicely done, Cherries.
TO THE (lesser) FOOTY!!!