NFL non-Free Agent news:
- It’s official. Vince Young will be drinking the green water of Rider Pride this summer.
- pretty much resolves the “Did Johnny Manziel try out?” question.
- Also cut: Jay Cutler by the Bears, who will only cost $2 million against their cap by this move.
- Kirk Cousins has requested a trade. The question is, who is in charge enough to do it?
- also, Dan Snyder told him to pound sand, because it’s not happening.
- In case you missed it from the Free Agency thread, Aldon Smith picked himself up another alcohol charge today.
- from the news report:
- Smith has been detained by San Francisco police for public intoxication on Thursday morning. The incident occurred after a vehicle in which he was riding collided with an undercover police car. He is expected to be released by police when sober.
- from the news report:
Finally, I renewed my Seahawks tickets today. $1930 for the two seats, which at today’s exchange rate equals $2650 Canadian. So I may need some extra money…
Free Agency:
So many signings! So many player moves!
So much willingness to take good money to join a crap team! A helpful agent in the player’s corner!
And it was only the first day. It’s hard to know where to begin, so have at it down in the comments. Who knows where Brock Ostweiler will land by midnight.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: Nashville at LA – 10:30PM | Sportsnet
- World Baseball Classic: Italy vs. Mexico – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Spurs at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- Lakers at Suns – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN2
- NCAA: tournament action!
- ACC: ESPN
- 7:00; 9:00
- B1G-10: ESPN2
- 6:30; 8:30
- Big-12: ESPNU
- 7:00; 9:00
- Big East: FS1
- 7:00; 9:30
- Atlantic-10: NBCSN
- 6:00; 8:30
- Pac-12: ESPN
- 11:30
- ACC: ESPN
WHAT A DAY! (Was it? I typed this Wednesday.)
For the record, should Mizzurahh dance, twould be at 11-23.
Elaine Benes at the Northwestern game.
If I ever meet you, Brad Hall, I will kick you squa’ in the nuts…
This week in Gary Bettman is a Regional Disgrace:
Referee explanation of an allowed goal with interference: He initiated contact outside of the crease, even though he was in the crease
Not like it was the turning point of the game or anything…
I really do wanna fuck that animated, glued-up lady
Are you her supervision?
I am willing to roleplay that if it gets me in, sure. And phrasing!
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IKE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!
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Wears jorts, 2/10, would not bang.
also seems like might be permanently 14 years old, still makes me slightly uncomfortable
OH REALLY?
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OH REALLY?
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OH REALLY????!
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Just remember, at least you’re not a [REDACTEDS] fan.
/Sorry Dok
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This win would get X in fo sho. Close game with Gus and the Onions guy calling it.
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Uh…
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Does he at least get four tits?
AHS is on regular cable….WE’LL NEVER KNOW DAMN IT!!!!
If only it were on Starz.
h ttp://imgur.com/8Tz4pee
FILMFILMFILMFILMFILM!
5 on Mars
With the Jay Cutler era coming to a close, I realized his eight (!) year legacy can be summed up quite perfectly as, “Don’t care.”
Farewell indifferent prince…
Cigarette sales in Chicago will plummet.
As will communicable childhood diseases and cat litter sales!
I’m thinking more of “you’re gonna miss me when you’re Glennon”
When I saw that news and then read the comments here, I realized I shouldn’t give too much of a shit about his because the Bears are going to be shit for the next year or two and having a not godawful QB for that time doesn’t matter.
Fuck the Bears.
That’s probably true; looking at the roster right now I just don’t see how they can not be fourth in that division, unless one of the teams has a shit tonne of injuries like the Vikes last year.
Also; PHRASING!
The NFL is always such that if you overachieve by three or so wins, you’re usually in contention, but I don’t see the Bears sniffing more than five wins, especially since Alshon is gone.
I swear to fuck nobody has scored in this fixture in 15 mins. Might as well be Lesser Footy time already.
This game is poison.
I keep tryin’ to flip to X/Butler, but always at commercial
Flyera gonna Flyers. What a goofy fucking season.
Not what I expected with the search I did.
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Btw, how smart does John Elway feel right now?
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He gets an extra carrot tonight.
sugar cubes or GTFO
Hippo could also run down his comment from the Osweiler signing thread last offseason, but I’m just an opinionated asshole who got lucky on this assessment.
My similarly strong positive review of Ryan Mallett from college…
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I believe I countered with “wait and see, not enough data, don’t over pay (a prove it to us contract). Well, I believe we’ve got enough data now.
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If the steerfuckers make the Dance at 14-21 (Chug. That. Bleach! WCS), will they be a 16 seed?? They should be, to punish them for their season, but it would kinda screw their #1 over.
/am ok doing this to U*NC
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They’d probably be a 13-seed. Georgia won the SEC Tournament in 2008 with a 12-19 record, and got a 13-seed.
ah yeah, that’s right. Lost right away, IIRC.
Mizzou a more extreme example. They would prolly merit at least a 15.
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http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/nfl-free-agency-2017-tracker-signings-deals-trades-rumors-latest-updates-analysis/pi8ofidx9gp31icmj0mbnj01u
well, now that we have no OT and no Calais Campbell I kinda DO want Romo so we can flip Siemian to SF for Staley. Or to the Redacteds in some HAWT 3-way action with Cousins involved.
Easer er down there big boy.
So Comicon next year?
I don’t just like this, i LOVE IT!
Google street view is certainly a view of the streets.
THREE powerplay goals???
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THREE PPGs? Who is this team and what have they done with the Ice Giants?
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You gotta practice in the off season.
Jesus tapdancing Christ!
What was that number again Clarisse?
36dd?
I would need to personally measure to be absolutely sure.
Craig can be creepy and it is either fine or not really that creepy.
Sooooo which open thread is the real open thread?
There is bouncers on both.
This one!
That’s just what the evil open thread would say!
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I need a life
They are cutting him for sure…..
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Bring back Matt?
Brocklobster is dead.
Guess I should have put all the bouncing boob (unrestricted free agents) gifs on this thread instead of the previous thread.
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I feel gross, bad.
Now on TV is my favorite scene of Night Court:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao
My god I love this scene!
Those million cases in one night episodes were the best.
Iowa shitting the bed hard against Indiana. Near 30 point blowout. NIT it is, then.
TWO powerplay goals for the Ice Giants???
Apocalypse wooooo!
Barkevious Mingo to the Colts…adding a lot of depth to the O-line…even the Brock deal doesn’t look full retarded…
I am pleasantly surprised…
The guy watching ET before just turned up the volume on TBBT. I have 2 more hours before I can leave.
Play him the video clip from yesterday’s open thread. Hopefully that changes his mind.
So the Browns made a move for Brock…
The leafs look not great these/all days
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So the R*dsk*ns first move of Free Agency is to fire the GM. That’s teach the GM to ask the owner, “What move do you think we can make today to make our team better?”
Dan Snyder: What move do you think we can make today to make our team better?
Dan Snyder: Throw money at the problem!
Dan Snyder: Yes! You’re hired!
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I don’t criticize the refs a lot, but, holy cripes, these guys are lousy.
Scot McCloughan OUT
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18867665/scot-mccloughan-washington-[*Redacted] s-fired-general-manager
OH HE GON DRANK
Gotta pace myself. Don’t want to use all the snarky “YOU LIKE THAT!?”s before the season starts.
Slurs gonna slur.
Uh oh. The Patriots are trying to take advantage of the Browns’ Brownsiness.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/patriots-reportedly-want-clevelands-no-1-overall-pick-in-package-for-garoppolo/
Go Gpodawund!
Oh, they will. You know they will.
So if Flyera lose to the Laffs, the season is basically over. Naturally, they start Neuvirth.
I’m glad an older actress can still get work. I loved her on Cheers
Bebe!
Cousinfuckers continue to have hoodoo trouble with steerfuckers.
Rangers… power-play… goal?
I didnt think they were allowed those!
Alex Trebek singing ’90s R&B. Good night everybody!
One of the night guys has put on Entertainment Tonight in the control room. I dont want to judge, but I’m only human.
Judge away!
Kansas and Oklahoma State both lose their first games of the Big 12 Tournament?
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