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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I don’t know what to add. It’s playoff season in two sports,
Tonight’s playoff action (boss):
My post seemed to disapear
This is beautiful. https://twitter.com/yehoak/status/851846908855320576
A barricade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
Whatever it takes. The best part is the guy getting arrested trips the second officer.
Is there more (albeit slight since it’s Game 1) Raptorfreude or Clipperfreude? Honestly not sure.
I feel a little bad for the Raptors. They’re second-choice until the Leafs lose, but once they’re the only game in town the coverage becomes unbearable.
Maybe it’s the Blue Jay hate. Because fuck the Blue Jays. They’re more obnoxious than the Sawx these days.
She’s my second-favorite Emma!
this is just like Ice Bombers and Ice RAMIT 2 years ago
Ice Rams are making me nervous against the Ice Stamps
Happy Easter, everyone.
For my sake Wake I need this to go longer than 4. I am bartending on the red mile each Ice Stamps game
Anyone watching Ice Stamps and Ice RAM IT?
Fucking Ice Redacteds. They’re playing down to their competition, again.
/has 5 or 6 Ice Redacteds in his playoffs pool
So they just had a little shooting contest during the break in the Clippers game – I have never seen someone look so disappointed over ONLY winning a trip to Sydney. He looked like someone ran over his dog.
Australia has an extradition treaty with the U.S.?
Has to fight a kumite on United 1st
You break my record, I break YOU … Like I break your friend!
BEST JC movie of all time
I love that I can’t sit where I normally do on the couch because the dog and cat have invaded that space and are sharing it.
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
Rick Moranis’ delivery of the simple line “yes, have some” is one of many reasons why Ghostbusters is one of the greatest comedies ever.
It’s a tragedy for his family what caused him to retire, but at least he retired with dignity and not in a slow march towards hack comedy performances.
I watched the first half of the Timbers game at a bar! It was fun, but I cheaped out because all my money is tied up in Paypal.
I know my aunt’s brothers cousins sister’s dog walker who I met on our former home who makes thousands from home. Shall I send them your details?
Yes, please.
I know this Nigerian prince tooo
OOOOOH. A prince!
Timbers fans are fun. I like to wear my White Caps jersey and shit talk, despite you know, the Caps are kind of ass and the Timbers won two seasons ago.
They can’t take Gary Kubiak anywhere nice.
At least one person got my oblique stroke joke.
I haven’t seen so many restaurant patrons covered in so much gravy since my last trip to Indianapolis.
And that was the last time anyone ever saw the attendees of the 252nd Annual International Milliner Convention.
Felicia Day – the inferior version of Olivia Munn in every way.
I refuse to accept that either one is any worse at acting than the other.
Rebuttal: (Also fun fact, she majored in violin performance and math. I have a… wait, no I don’t, fuuuuuck.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
The Guild is also an enjoyable show
I just searched her to find out who she is. So it is now your fault that I just found out that awful hipster cunt Jonah Ray is hosting the new MST3K, so you probably owe my dog’s ribs an apology.
NEVAR!
I can forgive a lot of things. Not this.
Because I’m not a sexual predator, I am firmly aware (heh heh. Firm.) of the times I could’ve done that and probably gotten away with it.
Wow. That looks fucking stupid written down like that. Oh well. I deserve negative points for it.
From someone on my social media: So far during the playoffs Tanner Glass has more goals than the Blackhawks.
Evening, do the Ryan brothers have jobs yet?
Didn’t you hear, Rex got hired by ESPN.
He’s lucky he got a foot in the door.
Do we have a pool for the first time he gets fined for dropping an F-bomb on the air yet?
First time Wendi Nix wears open toes shoes?
The game is afoot!
Totally forgot RTD
Do we have a pool for how long it takes ESPN to realize Rex’s enormous “room service” bills aren’t for apple lattice or Boston cream, they’re just written in Spanish?
“Me too!”
OOOF.
Good one.
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