Your “You Get A First Round! And You Get A First Round!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I don’t know what to add. It’s playoff season in two sports,

Tonight’s playoff action (boss):

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
    • Predators at Blackhawks – 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet
    • Flames at Ducks – 10:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Memphis at San Antonio – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Utah at LA Clippers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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My post seemed to disapear

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Senor Weaselo
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A barricade?

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Whatever it takes. The best part is the guy getting arrested trips the second officer.

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Senor Weaselo
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Is there more (albeit slight since it’s Game 1) Raptorfreude or Clipperfreude? Honestly not sure.

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She’s my second-favorite Emma!

litre_cola
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this is just like Ice Bombers and Ice RAMIT 2 years ago

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Wakezilla
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Ice Rams are making me nervous against the Ice Stamps

Happy Easter, everyone.

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litre_cola
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For my sake Wake I need this to go longer than 4. I am bartending on the red mile each Ice Stamps game

litre_cola
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Anyone watching Ice Stamps and Ice RAM IT?

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Wakezilla
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Fucking Ice Redacteds. They’re playing down to their competition, again.

/has 5 or 6 Ice Redacteds in his playoffs pool

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So they just had a little shooting contest during the break in the Clippers game – I have never seen someone look so disappointed over ONLY winning a trip to Sydney. He looked like someone ran over his dog.

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Australia has an extradition treaty with the U.S.?

litre_cola
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Has to fight a kumite on United 1st

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You break my record, I break YOU … Like I break your friend!

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BEST JC movie of all time

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I love that I can’t sit where I normally do on the couch because the dog and cat have invaded that space and are sharing it.

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Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

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Rick Moranis’ delivery of the simple line “yes, have some” is one of many reasons why Ghostbusters is one of the greatest comedies ever.

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It’s a tragedy for his family what caused him to retire, but at least he retired with dignity and not in a slow march towards hack comedy performances.

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Dammit.
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I watched the first half of the Timbers game at a bar! It was fun, but I cheaped out because all my money is tied up in Paypal.

litre_cola
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I know my aunt’s brothers cousins sister’s dog walker who I met on our former home who makes thousands from home. Shall I send them your details?

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Yes, please.

litre_cola
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I know this Nigerian prince tooo

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OOOOOH. A prince!

Wakezilla
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Timbers fans are fun. I like to wear my White Caps jersey and shit talk, despite you know, the Caps are kind of ass and the Timbers won two seasons ago.

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They can’t take Gary Kubiak anywhere nice.

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At least one person got my oblique stroke joke.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I haven’t seen so many restaurant patrons covered in so much gravy since my last trip to Indianapolis.

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And that was the last time anyone ever saw the attendees of the 252nd Annual International Milliner Convention.

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Felicia Day – the inferior version of Olivia Munn in every way.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I refuse to accept that either one is any worse at acting than the other.

Senor Weaselo
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Rebuttal: (Also fun fact, she majored in violin performance and math. I have a… wait, no I don’t, fuuuuuck.)

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Wakezilla
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The Guild is also an enjoyable show

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I just searched her to find out who she is. So it is now your fault that I just found out that awful hipster cunt Jonah Ray is hosting the new MST3K, so you probably owe my dog’s ribs an apology.

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NEVAR!

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I can forgive a lot of things. Not this.

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Because I’m not a sexual predator, I am firmly aware (heh heh. Firm.) of the times I could’ve done that and probably gotten away with it.

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Wow. That looks fucking stupid written down like that. Oh well. I deserve negative points for it.

Senor Weaselo
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From someone on my social media: So far during the playoffs Tanner Glass has more goals than the Blackhawks.

litre_cola
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Evening, do the Ryan brothers have jobs yet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Didn’t you hear, Rex got hired by ESPN.

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He’s lucky he got a foot in the door.

Senor Weaselo
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Do we have a pool for the first time he gets fined for dropping an F-bomb on the air yet?

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First time Wendi Nix wears open toes shoes?

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The game is afoot!

litre_cola
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Totally forgot RTD

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Do we have a pool for how long it takes ESPN to realize Rex’s enormous “room service” bills aren’t for apple lattice or Boston cream, they’re just written in Spanish?

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“Me too!”

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OOOF.

Good one.