Your “We Were The Dudes And The Dudes Were We” Saturday Evening Open Thread

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3pMoMQ61Zc

 

NHL Eastern Conference Preview:

You’ve got one team Gary Bettman desperately wanted to have in this round, and the Ottawa Senators.

Both teams have made it this far on the moxie of their goaltending. Craig Anderson played out of his mind in the series against the Rangers, stopping upwards of 50 shots in games that went to OT, and 30-40 shots in games the Rangers won in NY. In doing so, he defated the Smoothie King and got his team through to the next round.

For a guy who wasn’t even scheduled to leave the bench during these playoffs, Marc-Andre Fleury has so far failed to show the case of the yips that has traditionally plagued him. He looked a tad shaky in Game-6 versus Washington, but none of the Pens looked good that night. He managed to hold it together and win his team Game-7 at Washington and move his team forward.

This series will come down to which Penguins team shows up. The team that tries to win a 2-1 game may not be able to hang with a Senators team that has shown a remarkable ability to find an equalizer and get games into overtime, where they have become kings of the commercial-free periods. Ottawa doesn’t have the firepower to match the Pens output, so they will have to fight to keep things close, and hope to squeeze out a win or two in Pittsburgh. All of Canada is pulling for Ottawa, but the exchange rate doesn’t seem to be in their favour.

Prediction: Penguins in 6.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Senators at Penguins – 7:00PM | NBC / CBC
  • MLS Soccer:
    • Chicago vs. Seattle – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • UFC on FX:
    • UFC 211 Preliminaries – 8:00PM | FX / TSN4
  • Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series:
    • Go Bowling 400 – 7:30PM | FS1 / TSN

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. I hope you got yourselves something nice the $20 she gave you on your birthday. YOU FORGOT, DIDN’T YOU?

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Damn. What a great dancer. https://gfycat.com/RegularHarshFoxterrier

Wakezilla

Litre Cola, it’s on G sport. If you have telus, it’s just above sportsnet in its listing.

The Lions are on pace to score 210, which, even to the announcers, is absolutely ridiculous. lol.

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I was waiting for this gif

Wakezilla

Apparently Hydra’s cricket team is as effective as their military wing. Not very good.

Wakezilla

My god. This is the Hydra’s pitcher, Rashid Khan. This guy is 18 years old. EIGHTEEN. Apparently, America’s chemical bombs they dropped in Afghanistan has caused people to age 20+ years.

http://www.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IPL-auction-2017-Rashid-Khan.jpg

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I’m in my mid-30’s, and this guy looks at least ten years older than me.

Wakezilla

Same. I guess that’s why they wear the insane suntan lotion?

Wakezilla

The sunscreen these guys and cheerleaders use is terrifying because it looks like it gives them vertiligo.

A ground rule double is essentially 4 points.

THIS CRICKET, I CALL JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE IT’S REALLY EASY TO SCORE.

Wakezilla

Here’s the best catches of IPL’s 2017 season. You know all those ridiculous catches you see in the MLB? These are them, but without gloves.

The catch replay at 2:25 is Odell Beckhamesque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0UaPC8AVE

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Not sure if this is okay to post inline.

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Link didn’t even work after I added the H

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Wakezilla

North American teams need to steal some of these IPL nicknames.

Knight Riders? Super Giants? Daredevils? Super Kings? Awesome.

I’m kind of surprised Washington Redacteds haven’t pointed out the fact that the Mumbai Indians are a popular team and nobody protests their team nickname.

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Senor Weaselo

I move we become fans of the Super Kings.
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Senor Weaselo

So the Mumbai Indians are essentially the New York Knickerbockers name-wise?

Wakezilla

I would think they’d be more like the Houston Texans. Which is, non-existent.

Wakezilla

So. . . anyone watching IPL Cricket on right now? It’s the Gujarat Lions playing the Sunrisers Hydrabad (Heil Hydra)

WCS

My British friend got me to understand the nuances of soccer and snooker. I got him to understand American football (THE ONLY REAL FOOBAW DAMMIT), college basketball, and hockey. Despite this damnedest efforts, I still don’t understand cricket.

Wakezilla

Yeah, it’s weird. IPL kind of shortens the game, which helps. Their homerun is worth 6 points.

litre_cola

What channel?

Wakezilla

G Sports

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OOOOPS! He gonna get executed.

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“I have seen some things, man. Some things I have trouble living with.”

-Rex the Dog

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Willie back in the day….. before the IRS went after him.
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Senor Weaselo

My personal favorite is stilla guy having an MLK speech on the back of his jacket in the elevator.

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You might have to provide some more detail; sounds like an OK thing unless he was Richard Spencer or Anne Coulter……

Senor Weaselo

Bad news, I didn’t take a picture of it because it would have been odd. But just remember…
https://imgur.com/a/ekG5m

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Shogun Marcus

Dafuq is a haim? And why?

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He dead.
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Kyle MacLachlan is tiny next to Bull from Night Court.

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It was from one of the “lost episodes.”

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He’s dead, Jim.

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I’m kinda buzzed.

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Fucking Humming Bird smuggler!

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Senor Weaselo

Is it worse to not know about The Wave or to know it and still do it? What I’m saying is people should stop doing it and I had to yell at the section behind me Friday night for trying to start it DOWN 4-0.

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Billions 0f times worse; having Trump and O’Reilly near you…. or even living in this world.

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Shogun Marcus

“and I’m hot under the collar!” Bad meme writer bad!

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MEME WRITER….?

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Colonel Sanders visiting Cairo

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Secret Ingredient number eight is camel poo.