TGISF…aka “The Bubbles, They Tickle My…Tchaikovsky” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89.  IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds.

(sorry Barry, now leave me alone and get your big head outta here)

((no no, I’m just kidding….it’s not noticeable at all))

Where was I….oh yeah…

This week, in honor of my favorite 007, the theme will be Bond Girls.

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Oh, The Humanity!!!

Humanity reached a new low this week.  The fact that an increasing number of people on this planet are content to just stand idly by while atrocities like this happen is increasingly becoming something I cannot tolerate.  What about the victims??????????

That’s right, people.  This happened, and we all let it happen…..

I apologize for showing you this, but awareness is the first step.  We should all be ashamed.

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Sincerely Sorry For That

Here….clean your musical palate a bit from that atrocity above.

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Sports With a License to Kill (Me)…

…And too slowly, as it turns out.

NHL

The Stanley Cup Finals is set.  Nashville (wait, whut?  Really???) will face Yinzburgh in a best of seven for possession of that really big and awkward piece of kitchenware.  I bet that fucker’s a bitch to fit in the dishwasher, eh?  Jeebus.

Last night the Pens outlasted the Sens.  Took ’em a second OT, but they get the 3-2 win and move on to face….Nashville (Like seriously?  No shit?)

Let’s call this one….Pens in 6.

Anywhoooo…here’s the schedule:

• Game 1: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Monday, May 29, 8 p.m.
• Game 2: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Wednesday, May 31, 8 p.m.
• Game 3: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Saturday, June 3, 8 p.m.
• Game 4: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Monday, June 5, 8 p.m.
• *Game 5: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Thursday, June 8, 8 p.m.
• *Game 6: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Sunday, June 11, 8 p.m.
• *Game 7: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Wednesday, June 14, 8 p.m.
  *if necessary

NBA

Last night, the Cavs went ahead and pulled the plug on Boston and now move on to face….(drum roll)…. Golden State in the finals.

Oooooooohhh…..what a fucking shock….

Prediction?  I still don’t give a fuck…there, how’s that prediction???

(but Cavs in 7…just saying)

Schedule:

• Game 1 – Thu. June  1: Cleveland at Golden State, 9 p.m.,  ABC/R
• Game 2 – Sun. June  4: Cleveland at Golden State, 8 p.m., ABC/R
• Game 3 – Wed. June 7: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m.,  ABC/R
• Game 4 – Fri. June  9: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m.,  ABC/R
• Game 5 * Mon. June 12: Cleveland at Golden State, 9 p.m.,  ABC/R
• Game 6 * Thu. June 15: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m.,  ABC/R
• Game 7 * Sun. June 18: Cleveland at Golden State, 8 p.m.,  ABC/R
• *If necessary

MLB

Eh.  As expected, my O’s pitching hasn’t held up.  I said June was gonna hurt.  At least I was right about something (it’s the little wins in life, eh?).  I honestly haven’t paid close attention to the rest of your teams yet.  When hockey is over, then I can care about more baseball than just my own crappy team.

Friday Schedule

Standings

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Shaken not Stirred

(but let’s not rule anything out)

Are you aware that the concentric swirls/waves in this image represent the rifling of a gun barrel, now aimed at Bond?

I’m amazed at the percentage of the population who never got that.  There are lots.

We’re going to do a variety of the Bond Girls.  Some old, some new.  But it’s impossible for me get to all of them in the body of this post.  Mostly I’m picking just a few from the hat here.

Therefore, do please chime in with more in the comments.  Yeah, as if I even need to ask…look who I’m talking to here (perverts).

(also, I keep typoing “Bond” as “Bong” and now I can’t quit laughing…explains a lot)

OK, here we go…enjoy…

Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress)

Film: Dr. No

She happens to have be original Bond Girl, fwiw.

Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi)

Film: From Russia With Love

Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman)

Film:  Goldfinger

Domino Derval (Claudine Augier)

Film: Thunderball

Mary Goodnight (Britt Ekland)

Film: The Man With The Golden Gun

Andrea Anders (Maud Adams)

Film: The Man With The Golden Gun

Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet)

Film: For Your Eyes Only

Stacey Sutton (Tanya Roberts)

Film: A View To A Kill

Polana Ivanova (Fiona Fullerton)

Film: A View To A Kill

Incidentally, the “author” of tonight’s post title.

Kara Milvoy (Maryam D’Abo)

Film:  The Living Daylights

Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell)

Film: Licence to Kill

Christmas Jones (Denise Richards)

Film: The World Is Not Enough

Jinx (Halle Berry)

Film: Die Another Day

Sévérine (Bérénice Marlohe)

Film: Skyfall

OK, now it’s your turn.  I know I’ve left out some of your favorites.  This was no accident.  Go, google, post.  Make me proud.

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What Happens in Joshua Tree Stays in Joshua Tree

Trust me (us) when I say for everyone’s sake (mostly mine, actually), most of it is staying there.  I hope.  But I have asked for and received permission to share with you all, Big Blue…

But be on the lookout as this man is wanted by US Border Patrol for multiple violations on both sides of the border in Nogales.  He may or may not be wearing a disguise.

Separated at Birth?  You be the judge….

But no shit, the mass grave really was a real thing.  And we all tripped over it multiple times.  I’m pretty certain I had to be in the lead at the end, given the way the night….wait, wait, never mind about that.  But I’m proud to say that I WAS the very last to pop my mass grave cherry, but then I guess I couldn’t get enough of it.

Huh….there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.

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I Kinda Like This One

This is one of mine.  It’s recent, from Venice Beach.  And I find it very calming.  I hope you do, too.

If you click on it you can make it bigger, and bigger is always better.

Wait…no….THAT’S A MYTH, THAT’S A MYTH!!!!

(I’ve said too much)

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I guess that’s about it.  Maybe next week, just to give in to my typos, we’ll do Bong Girls.  Those of you not laughing right now already know there really is such a thing.  LOL.

We’ll see.  Just one more thing to get me into trouble probably.  But honestly, now that the idea has hit my brain….?  Yeah, it’s likely to happen at some point, even if not next week.

When will I smarten up and learn to keep my mouth shut?

SHUT UP IT’S STILL RHETORICAL!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc

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And We’ll End on a Sad Note

It is my regret to tell you all that I have tired of Alexa’s antics and have decided to let her go.  Isn’t that how it happened Alexa?

OK, fine….she’s dumping me for someone shorter.  She got tired of not being able to punch me in the head, or something like that.  I wasn’t listening.

So I guess you won’t be seeing her for awhile.  But she’ll be back, oh yes….

That’s just mean….I’m not crying.

Call me….?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpR8r0D2EyY

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Have a great weekend, folks.

Love ya’s.

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