So, today was spent cleaning. Guess my mood.
That’s putting it mildly. Luckily, I had some help.
Tonight’s sports:
- Baseball:
- MLB: TBA – 8:00PM | FOX
- College World Series:Game 2: Florida State vs. LSU – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Futbol:
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. DC United – 8:00PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. FC Dallas – 10:00PM | TSN
- MLS:
- Auto Racing:
- 24 Hours of Le Mans – 1:00AM | FS1
- Australian Rules Football:
- Western Bulldogs vs. Melbourne – 2:00AM | TSN2
Ooh boy, what will tomorrow bring? I HOPE IN-LAW VISITS!
Somebody got some retweeting love tonight
I should have traveled this weekend, but I try not to in summer. I’ll be happy when gay people are just considered normal, and they won’t have to celebrate Pride anymore.
That’s what they said about St Patricks Day in 1805.
I would totally listen to a bagpipe rendition of Lady Gaga
Oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wd5agEq7bA
That’s pretty fucking good!
Dirty little secret most Chicagoans don’t like to admit: Chicago’s Pride Parade draws more than Chicago’s St Patty’s Day Parade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJvO67Mn2Sc
https://www.visitscotland.com/cms-images/destinations/oban/oban-town-and-mccaigs-tower?view=Standard
http://www.gosocial.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sct.jpg
http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Scottish+tweets+part+3_39d872_6064196.jpg
How about dat ass!
http://www.doggieoutpost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/1194/2015/12/video-darling-corgi-puppies-play.jpg
Aw yeah. Time to jack it.
https://www.attn.com/stories/17751/surprising-benefit-ejaculation
Get busy jackin’ or start dyin’ ……
Honestly I don’t want to bother counting.
That’s OK; you’ll know when you are REALLY thirsty.
lol
Here’s you change one dollar, and one hundred fifty seven cents.
I get a kick out of how much Jeremy Corbyn is driving some people in the U.K. insane.
Luckily, the Americans mad at him were born crazy.
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/johnsoap01/4087488/816002472/JR-T.gif
http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/57_conventient_ways_to_murder_a_man.jpg
That is a bang-on rendering of him except for one thing-where’s the long red tie?
Well done.
So in my first year as a real estate agent, I had 2 deals. I have since changed brokerage firms from a large national chain to a more supportive boutique firm and will have 3 ratified deals in my first month.
Congratulations!
There’s probably a lesson in there for all of us.
it’s not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean?
Something like that.
I used a boutique type firm when buying my condo. They were excellent. I found them because they’re in the space formerly occupied by my gym.
“Do you have any haunted places listed?”
-Tim Burton
Northern Virginia so the place is crawling with the dead founding fathers rolling in their graves right now.
I’m gonna pretend that’s a sneeze
OK, you can live in that world if you like. The Hulk may have a surprise.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072001
Regardless of what happens to Trump’s presidency, the fact he was president means he’ll get a state funeral where all the other presidents will have to show up.
I hope his motorcade is jeered and mooned like Thatcher’s was.
And a LIE-BERRY!
With Tweet Books?
My God. Imagine what that fucking place would be like.
All thoughts in 140 characters or less?
It’ll be some tacky, gilded, Disneyland-like place for all the MAGA chuds to gather, pretend their hero wasn’t a senile fat boy, and get all of the money shaken off them.
Sounds about right; with the thinnest books ever.
Mail-order bride catalogs of eastern europe. Think that’s 69.911 in the Dewey decimal system.
Looks like that would actually be the “Museum Science” section. Dewey, you son of a bitch!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dewey_Decimal_classes#Class_000_.E2.80.93_Computer_science.2C_information_.26_general_works
Ok so 57.001 then.
Hell I was just going for the funny. Didn’t figure I’d be THAT close!
No, I think you are correct; that is his concept of science.
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky-6.jpg
You bring up a great point, a depressing point also. I hope they can’t find the pieces.
Wow, I forgot the double edged sword feeling of a long late afternoon nap
I think I’ve lost my ability to nap. I actually can’t sleep past 7:00 a.m. anymore either.
That’s horrible. I woke up at the crack of 11:35 today.
Some of it is the fact it’s summer and it’s light at 5:00 a.m. and that wakes me up. Some of it is being ground into submission by a 9-5 work routine.
Worst part is that even if I’m up past midnight, I *still* wake up that early.
I wake up at 4:45 each morning and it’s light pretty soon thereafter. The key is to have a very nice and dark room.
I thought the key was to drink heavily.
That never, ever leads to a good night sleep for me.
Then you’re not drinking
enough
Refer; the cure for the affects of a long afternoon nap.
It’s officially ball-stickingly-hot weather where I am; time to break out the talcum powder;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjQgRHdvYg
Wish I had a 40 right about now
Don’t mind the song but the pic-was it designed by a 12 year-old that stumbled upon Info Wars?
The band is called Leftover Crack, what do you expect?
I EXPECTED TO SEE A PLUMBER IN SHORT SHORTS GETTING FUCKED FROM BEHIND BY CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I WAS SORELY DISAPPOINTED.
/THANKS FOR NOTHING, ZYMM!
I would Google that for you…..but no
She used Bing.
Barbarians at the Fete : A Lindisfarne Tale
My dad’s favourite program when I was a kid….
Did he have to mark the labels? Damn kids.
Baddest badass in any movie ever (70’s version)-
1. Charles Bronson “Hard Times”
2. Steve McQueen “Bullit”
3 Gene Hackman “The French Connection”
4. Clint Eastwood “Dirty Harry”
5. Michael Caine “Get Carter”
BEGIN THE DISSEMBLING OF THE LIST…. NOW!
Man, movies in the 70’s were way awesomer than today. People in the 90’s were all complaining that Mission:Impossible had a plot that was too complicated. They would fucking shit themselves over Chinatown.
CRAP!
1.5 Bruce Lee “Enter The Dragon”
Ned Beatty “Deliverance”
Oh, you said BAD ass.
Or Burt Reynolds in “Deliverance”
http://media.gq.com/photos/56607b0d655b3a386b1b6216/master/w_2289/burt-reynolds-deliverance.jpg
Jesus Christ!
2.35 Pam Grier “Coffy”
Rudy Ray Moore “Dolemite”
Here’s the trailer for “The Human Tornado,” the sequel to “Dolemite.” It is the single greatest movie trailer in the history of Planet Earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/7j12XMAJKXI
He rhymed ‘dong’ and ‘King Kong’-sheer genius!
Twitter’s redesign is shit.
Fixed that for you
Twitter is the dirty needle I keep injecting myself with.
Sill just keeps on with the hits, doesn’t he? Anyway, I’m off to watch women’s soccer with other lawyers.
Sill’s back? He said he was only going to the corner store to get sim cigarettes and it would only be a few minutes. He’s finally back!?
I say hi.
What did I miss? Just got here
From his Twitter
Just realized….if I DO move to Seattle….Seahawks fans will be everywhere! It’ll be quite the change from Bears fans.
Eh … Seahawks fans are more fairweather than the city itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc
http://fap.to/images/full/41/319/319997988.gif
Fucking imagefap
Storms are coming…
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/colin-kaepernick-dolphins-hat-07062013.jpg
Fuck!
Likewise.
Apropos of nothing.
“But it’s Kanye’s favorite watch!”
That image is funny as hell.
Go on…
All she needs is one more on her back for slow dancin.
About half the episodes of that show were as absurd as that gif.
That could be said for every series in the franchise.
Meh, I enjoyed them. Except for the one focused on the doctor.
Voyager was worse than the rest in terms of incredibly stupid plots and unwatchable episodes.
Why did you watch them? Typical internet; “I didn’t like it so it is fucking stupid!” It’s sci-fi entertainment on a budget,
Deep Space Nine got ridiculous toward the end. That last half-season was brutal.
Some people know how to age.
That body is not of this world.
http://fap.to/images/49/1011169638/celebrities-porn/Jeri-Ryan-2.gif
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/johnsoap01/4087488/1189838579/JeriRyan_BodyOfProof_s3e6_500p_NewDeity.gif
*Added for hanging up motion….
Aww man…Flounder from Animal House died.
Billy Joel is playing lambeau field tonight. I have no interest except I’m hopeful the scanner feed is running.
For heart attacks and strokes?
To begin with
I mostly spent today sleeping. Now I’m killing Vikings. It’s a pretty good day.
If you think she’s joking folks go ask Korey Stringer
Shouldn’t there be a comma after the word “this”? I feel that Meatball and Spaceman had a severe argument and red shirt guy just happened to be walking by…
Well they were having giant spaghetti in the galley that night, so……
Evening folks, how the fuck are we doing?
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/Jeri-jeri-ryan-31490616-400-295.gif
Man, just think if she had been into threesomes …
Everything from 2004 on would be different.
Not sure Ryan would have beat Obama, but yeah, it would have been a lot more competitive.
Maybe not, but he would have had a lot more three-ways…..
Yes. The answer is always yes.
Get your new Fuck Off Barbie….. she needs to speak to your manager.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fngrng.gif
It looks like all the episodes are on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXoAuvsPYX4
I LOVE Scottish girls.
[is run over by Bo Jackson shortly thereafter]
THERE WE GO FOLKS! THAT’S THE TICKET!
*Seriously.
I need to make this gif smaller. Nearly 8MB is a crime.
They certainly are my friend. They are absolutely fantastic. The cops are great, as are the 2 buddies that just sit around in the one living room.
I’m up to episode 4 and laughing my ass off. That one girl is gorgeous too.
http://fap.to/images/41/965013575/celebrities-porn/Jeri-Ryan-Sexy-Gifs-1.gif
I need to purge our third bedroom. It’s been our “stick shit in here while we work on different rooms” space and I’m dreading it. I’ve discovered that we’re now people who have just stacks of framed photos because, you know, your parents died and you never could just get to scanning the images and tossing the clutter.
The rage from my recent victimization has me fully in the mood to destroy/trash shit so the mrs may come home to some considerable “progress” this pm.
I dread removing the thick layers of grime I’ve accumulated in my place after I move out. Of course, this place is so beat up and old when when it’s clean it looks kinda shitty.
Also, I’m pretty much an barn animal when it comes to cleanliness.
So like 90% of the people in selfies?
*Anecdotal.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/07/14/3BEBA73700000578-4097364-image-a-59_1483797647357.jpg
Jesus, this is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmGXeHRceDU