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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Bringing you all the sporting world news that’s fit to view, let’s take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the United States by storm – football. Already a staple of many college-educated citizens, where the pomp and pageantry of alumnus institutions are best compared by the performance of the college teams, the upstart professional leagues are giving fans of toughness and grit a home when baseball is in its offseason. Today, we give you just a small glimpse of what all the kids are talking about.


An exhibition of the new football helmet design that will assure the sport is as safe as dining on Fiestaware.

Receiver #25 catches a touchdown pass then showboats by tossing the ball to the referee instead of handing it to the official.

Eagles receiver #25 is takes an ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING late hit from #27.

Mr Jim Brown gains yards as a result of excellent game management by the Cleveland Browns white coaches.

Chicago Bears defender Dick Butkus makes a smart clean stop against the Cleveland Browns.

In the college ranks, USC running back OJ Simpson is making a name for himself. Something tells me this young man’s name will be associated with pro football, and only pro football, for years to come.

“A strapping young ‘Concrete’ Charles Bednark tackles ravishing Frank Gifford. Let’s remember now…we’re doin’ it for the troops, boys!”
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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JerBear50
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…and Simpson knifes through the gap, slashes right, and gallops his way through traffic like some sort of bronco. Also, here’s a video of him playing football.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

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Rare archival footage of Trent Green’s grandfather.

Horatio Cornblower
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“Who’s Trent Green?”

-Trent Green’s grandfather.
/also Trent Green

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I haven’t seen an orange head spin like that since someone told Donald Trump that pardoning himself would legally be considered as an admission of guilt.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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This clip certainly serves as a mark in the favor of the integration of college football. As Americans eventually learned, it’s a lot more fun to watch O.J. being chased by blacks and whites.

Senor Weaselo
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“There is no foul on the play, as there was no blood drawn.”

Senor Weaselo
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Actually that might work better for the Butkus hit.

SonOfSpam
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“I told him to do that.”

– Monty Burns

SonOfSpam
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Student Body Left? More life TwoDead Bodies Left In Brentwood amirite?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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“You know, I bet I could learn a lot from this guy.”

– Young Ray Rice

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

this also applies the to OJ one….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I haven’t seen an NFC East receiver collapse in such a gigantic pile of white powder since the night Michael Irvin got named to the All-Pro team.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Revised for maximum offensiveness:

I haven’t seen an athlete collapse in such a gigantic pile of white powder since the night Len Bias got drafted.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

This is fantastic.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Based on the modern NFL definition of a catch, this would have been incomplete.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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That Gifford, down on his luck as he may be, is always able to bounce back and take off the next day. He’s a big favorite on the airlines.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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“He’s one of the good ones”

–Pete Rozelle

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Watching old footage of Uncle Ambrose’s playing days was always a treat during the Christmas celebration at the Frerotte household.

yeah right
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In the banner photo it’s nice to see a player looking out for his health.

“Lucky Strikes! Grab a smoke instead of a sweet.”

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

– Don Draper

Brick Meathook
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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This is what would have happened if he’d forgone the cigarettes.

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Spanky Datass
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The whole picture just gets more amazing. The Fresca between Len Dawson’s feet makes the image. Oh and this was taken during halftime of SuperB owl I.
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If this image fails I blame imgur.

Spanky Datass
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Fuck!
Ok here’s another pic from the same game: Jerry Mays with a Fresca and Len Dawson with a smoke.
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Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

Fuck it, I give up.

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass
Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

yakety sacks playing

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Enrico Pallazzo
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Some people think that Gus Frerotte’s grandpa invented CTE

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

here we can plainly see early stages of CTE

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nomonkeyfun
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We must also mention the great owner of the Browns, Mr. Art Modell. He is so beloved in Cleveland, I am sure there will be a statue erected in his honor some day.

Horatio Cornblower
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And here it is!

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Brick Meathook
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I’m not sure, but I think Frank Gifford was actually legally dead for about a month after that Bednarik hit.

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

“purple monkey dishwasher”
– Franks reply when asked about the hit

litre_cola
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This “football” with never overcome the national passtime. Violence and gambling will lead you to hell.

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