NFL News:
- The darkness that enveloped the continent around 10:21 AM Pacific came as news emerged that Roger Goodell had signed a five-year extension to remain League commissioner.
- As the League is no longer a non-profit entity, details werent disclosed, but two things are certain:
- His is the only guaranteed contract in the League.
- Given that he’s reportedly earned over $210 million in the last 10 years, his average salary should be in the $25 million range.
- It leaves him in charge until 2024.
- As the League is no longer a non-profit entity, details werent disclosed, but two things are certain:
- Welp, it’s official – Trevor Siemian is your starting QB in Denver.
- Because the options were many, and Peyton wouldn’t return any phone calls.
- Anquan Boldin made the Bills regret trading Sammy Watkins by retiring today rather than spend the season catching bounced passes from Tyrod Taylor. As Deadspin eloquently puts it, two weeks in Bills camp will do that to a man.
- He says he’s retiring to spend more time devoted to his charity & outreach work.
- He won’t reverse course and return to play because “my passion for the advocacy work that I do outweighs my passion for football.”
- He says he’s retiring to spend more time devoted to his charity & outreach work.
Your NFL eclipse moments of the day:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYEMdpUgZnE/
Mike Mularkey and Jon Robinson @Titans pic.twitter.com/SYyV9lHnGc
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) August 21, 2017
We are all out here! #EclipseDay pic.twitter.com/G5bY0023Q6
— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) August 21, 2017
#Vikings coach Mike Zimmer says he wasn't bummed about missing the eclipse. Moved inside because of it. "Hey, I only got one good retina."
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) August 21, 2017
Game preview: Giants at Browns
Probably the only time in recent memory the Browns will show up on a Monday Night, it’s likely because of their opponent, the Giants. Big Blue View doesn’t think much of the game or the Browns, already projecting beyond starting lineups to where the key backup battles will be and whom the Giants could trade for key backup positions. Why, they’re even excited about Eli hitting the field:
There might be an occasional deep ball that floats a bit, but all-in-all Eli Manning has looked terrific this summer as he enters his 14th NFL season.
Yessir, that’s solid fan support right there that won’t turn on a dime after getting pummelled by the Cowboys. No way, Jose!
Meanwhile, over at Dawgs By Nature,
Tonight’s sports:
- NFL:
- Giants at Browns – 8:00Pm | ESPN / TSN
- Baseball:
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Cleveland – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Little League World Series:
- U.S. Elimination Game – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- MLB:
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the post-SummerSlam show, which featured a pretty good “Hoss fight” which will lead to a Brock vs Braun fight in the near future.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
THAT WAS FUN!
is it just me or does the link to the Jag preview not work? I expected this kinda joke for the “Houston Texans” preview.
Should be fixed. But in all honestly, I wish we’d thought of that.
It looks like I made the right decision to go sell beer rather than watch the second half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKmm_xAEro
A Giant what?
Someone forgot to finish this sentence I think.
Fuck you, too
LOL
Evening lizard people. I miss anything of note? Non-musical, I mean, I ate some notes in this because we were in the closing half-hour or so of a 5-hour wedding gig, dammit we were tired, and the break we had we cut off playing Kashmir. No, I’m not joking about that part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nBuwOPu8A
Hey wait a minute, we play it faster than them! That’ll explain some things.
A friend tried to convince me tonight that Eli is “actually very smart”.
When should I stop laughing?
When it’s true.
A few years ago, a young lady I was involved with (she was an idiot dipshit like all of us here as far as fucked up sense of humor) shared this with me. I still find it very funny….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q49WOCd_JE
Evening. Today was so busy I haven’t even read the colts preview yet. I am not sober.
I envy you
Was it that bad?
I just want a drink
Fair. I was making a bad joke about the colts preview
Well, the Colts are very bad.
Starring BFC as Jim Irsay.
Man this is a great movie. It really is Taxi Driver Part II
What movie?
The King of Comedy (1982) d. Martin Scorsese
Robert De Niro and Jerry Lewis
Didn’t you watch that last night?
oh yeah
I read the Titans WYTS and now I really want them to move to San Diego and then push the Chargers’ shit in forever.
This joint I’ve smoked the last couple nights has been really disappointing. Like, I’m really taking this personally.
Probably in part because my head doesn’t sleep if my brain works so I’ve had a restless couple nights.
How long until CLE demands a new stadium? And even though they have had no success, I assume the city won’t lose that NFL team twice.
Also, will jokes be made that they prolonged the life of the facilities by never having playoff games there?
Funny thing. The next solar eclipse path of totality includes Dallas, Cleveland, and Buffalo.
He’s a priest, we know his impulse control is non-existent. So just push the button already!
Holy shit. Father Neidermeyer.
smgdh
These new shirt ironing services are a fucking rip-off.
Welp, at least he got lathed…
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I googled that model in the orange lingerie below and got this.
http://modeltypeface.com/the-story-of-tom-cat-how-model-chloe-chalker-adopted-a-little-waif-batcat/
Yes, when you google “pussy” it doesn’t always go as planned.
Choc-clit shake?
Nice
I have half a mind to make that the banner…
Do it! DO IT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Every Millennial’s dream job.
Watching the LL World Series with my son. Every home run
Son: I would have hammered that ball 100′ farther.
Me: I hope so. You’re 19.
Well…that was…um…something.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/all_quotables
The album, much like the Browns Super Bowl chances, does not exist.
Reload it. It’s stupid like that. It should come up then.
This is one of my favorite Quotables of all time.
/Opens Xmas Ape twitter. No updates. Eh.
/Opens Drew twitter. Sees mention about OBJ. “Fuck football.”
I honestly think I could talk Eli out of his wallet in like 2 minutes.
I hear he has to travel like a race horse with a small kitten to keep him calm and distracted.
Either Gruden forget the Steelers are in the AFC North or he just straight up forgot they existed.