25 Questions About….

This:

So, you may have heard the news that the Zodiac Killer or someone on his staff “liked” a tweet from @SexuallPosts which contained a porn video.

I, your intrepid investigative reporter,  tracked down the video and watched the whole thing.  You may have…. Questions.

1- Is it a rhetorical question to ask whether Balls was wearing pants while watching this video?

2- Is it perfectly natural to walk into your house when the door is unlocked while on the phone with your husband and tell him,  “Honey, I’ll call you back.  I don’t know, something is in the house”?

3- Do stray cats or dogs sound like a couple having sex doggie style on her couch?

4- Are you as relieved as I that the couch is white?

5- Was that raycess?

6- Isn’t it convenient that there is a rather large pillar in the middle of the room for her to hide behind?

7- That architect really thought ahead,  didn’t he?

8- Are you as disappointed as I that her bra totally does not match her panties?

9- Or that she’s wearing granny panties?

10- Do you think it’s that time of the month?

11- That would explain why she’s so horny and why she could not distinguish between a feral cat and a couple fucking,  wouldn’t it?

12- Is this video set in the 70s cuz that’s a whole lot of bush there?

13- Why does the girl on the couch have on socks while the guy doesn’t?

14- Does she run cold or is she just being conscientious and doesn’t want to dirty up the couch?

15- That’s mighty nice of her though a bit naive,  don’t you think?

16- Ok,  seriously,  reddish brownish top with a blue skirt, black and white striped bra and white granny panties?

17- Is the owner of the house color blind?

18- That would explain the white couch,  white walls,  and white IKEA table, right?

19- Aren’t the librarian glasses a nice touch though?

20- Would you believe me if I told you that’s this video’s sole redeeming quality?

21- Why is it all long shots with absolutely no closeups?

22- At 2:19, did you think that was long enough for the Zodiac Killer to orgasm?

22- You just threw up a little in your Frosted Flakes, didn’t you?

23- Does this make you think any less of Ted Cruz?

24- Aren’t you,  like me,  more disappointed that he or his staff liked such a shitty porn video?

25- This is why Trump won,  isn’t it?