Your “It’s A Color Rush-Tastic!/ RAMMIT!” NFC West Showdown Open Thread

RAMS/49ERS:

That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now play in. The Empty Seat Convention (“this place is so roomy!”) that occurred the two previous Sundays wasn’t embarrassing for the league higher-ups at all, mostly because that is not an emotional response that they’re capable of. The Rams blew out the Colts and came within 7 of the ‘Dacteds so it would seem that the guy that looks like Gronk’s off-season wingman-HC Sean McVay(“I was born in ’86. Feel old yet?”)-has them pointed in a direction that isn’t rock bottom. This is a team that can be 7-9 this year and actually feel good about it. To his further credit he’s given up on Tavon Austin (16 snaps in two games) and rolled the dice on Sammy Watkins. The latter hasn’t done anything yet but as I said about Chris Hogan, it takes a bit of time to bleed the Buffalo from one’s system.  Qb Goff sports the league’s highest passer rating (146.8) on throws over 20 yards so he can throw the deep ball with precision. That’s a start.

The 0-2 Niners have yet to score a TD this year. Their game last week vs. Seattle was like Burning Man for somnambulists. Rb Hyde is doing his part by running at a 7 yard per carry clip and I figure he’s the one that finally crosses the goal line for San Fran this week. The RAMMIT D gave up 5.9 yards per run last week but Aaron Donald is rounding into shape so we’ll see how things develop. ‘Pedestrian’ describes qb Hoyer’s play and what he might look like in Donte Stallworth’s headlights.

Let’s make the best of this. If you’d like to weigh in on politics, comedy, Hot Ones, your 70’s porn star figurine collection or anything else afore the game you should give ‘er below.

 

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King Hippo

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Did the 49ers hire Ryan Gosling to coach?

King Hippo

Catch it, you dumb shit!

King Hippo

OPI, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! saved (FOAR now)

Senor Weaselo

OPI means HAIL BLEERGH!

LemonJello

Emmitt Smiff: A Footlong WIfe on NFL Network

ballsofsteelandfury

Rex Ryan approved

Brocky

So isnt there a rule that 1 team must wear white jerseys during any game (I know home team typically chooses)

so color rush rules over ride that?

Horatio Cornblower

Man if you can’t tell which team is which in this game because no one’s wearing white I don’t know what to tell you.

Brocky

I’m not that drunk………..

someone finsiht the joke for me

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nike has rewroted those rules.
You shut up and buy now.

Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen a guy get piled on like that in San Francisco since the last time Buddy went drinking in the Castro.

LemonJello

Plenty of time for Hoyer to throw that killer pick-six.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Didn’t the Rams manage to lose to the Niners (twice) last year?

2-14, but 2-0 vs the Rams. I’m thinking I’m right on this one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

So, pick 6 now?

WCS

Ah. Now, the most Niners thing to do is for Hoyer to get to the Rams’ three, and then throw the pick-six.

Senor Weaselo

There is a lack of RAM IT now.

Gratliff

Welcome back lolrams

King Hippo

The Tomsulas looked offside. Is that reviewable?

Duchess

if only we had Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain what are reviewable calls.

ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus fuck Rams, suck some more!

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus Christ Rams. You gotta be shitting me.

Horatio Cornblower

Nope. They really moved to LA.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

It’s weird to see Lex Luthor with hair.

King Hippo

PICKERCEPTION!!!

Like to have that timeout back now? GOD, that was stupid.

ballsofsteelandfury

Almost a one point safety!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Kaepernick would have run that one in.

Brocky

Kaepernick would have recovered that onside kick

Brocky

…..that should have been a fatman score

King Hippo

stupid fucking timeout

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sorry, did they just say that the 49ers have a 383 lb. lineman?

That is fucking insane.

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, he’s the big one.

Horatio Cornblower

Thanks

Mr. Ayo

My pleasure

Senor Weaselo

Do they call him Bitey?

Duchess

Are they reading this liveblog?

King Hippo

sure seems it

theeWeeBabySeamus

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King Hippo

Pretty good 1-on-1 tackle for a DB

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, Triplette’s crew is in mid-season form already.

Brick Meathook

Yes Chris this is just like the Superbowl

Gratliff

Goddamn, Carlos Hyde

ballsofsteelandfury

So, the most Niners thing is to score and fuck up the conversion, right?

WCS

Hoyer throws a pick-deuce.

LemonJello

Ooohh, so close on that one.

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit, this was actually in play

Brocky

Shit, I lost my phone….

QUICK! Someone send me a message on Tinder!

Senor Weaselo

You up?

Brocky

dO yOu TeXt?

LemonJello

Send noods.

King Hippo

helluva 2-yard run

Senor Weaselo

Almost a slipdown?

Brocky

…… this game has too many points

Horatio Cornblower

Finally done with work for the evening. Now to turn on the football game and kick back with OH MY GOD THE RAMS UNIFORMS!!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!! I’M BLIND, BLIND I TELLS YA!!!!

Duchess

they told you not to throw away your eclipse glasses for a reason!!!

Romonobyl

I like the Rams unis, I had an infection that color once.

Senor Weaselo

And now, “Is this a catch?”

ballsofsteelandfury

That WAS a catch!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not enough to overturn call on the field.

ballsofsteelandfury

bullshit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I too, believed it to be a catch. I was merely commenting on what I believed to be insufficient evidence to overturn.

Which I was also wrong about. LOL.

litre_cola

Wrong sir.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I stand corrected.
Color me surprised.

litre_cola

*coloUr

Romonobyl

I can’t believe I have to do this tonight alcohol-free. I can’t even eat anything! How do you sober people do this anyway?

King Hippo

very unhappily

Duchess

with a fully functional liver?

litre_cola

I dont.

Gratliff

The longer the night goes, the smarter I get to feel

Mr. Ayo

What kind of poor life choices have you made to keep you from consuming alcohol on a Thursday night?

Romonobyl

Getting my left knee carved up Friday morning.

Brocky

Grow up in a house hold where alcohol is not regularly consumed, therefor producing children who grow up without destructive coping mechanisms?

Duchess

Just remember the 9ers QB is Hoyer

King Hippo

Wade is gonna Kubiak fo sho

Gratliff

LA RAMS: No longer good.

ballsofsteelandfury

never had it, never will

LemonJello

Hoyer throws a pick-six here, right?

King Hippo

ruh roh!

Mr. Ayo

RAMMIT!

LemonJello

They’re going to use up all their allotted points for the season at this rate.

litre_cola

This has been entertaining?

ballsofsteelandfury

The Open Thread? Fuck yeah!

litre_cola

These open threads I call them the 7-11 in my teenage years cuz I have been hanging out here for years smoking and laughing.

King Hippo

Not the Bolshoi, but watchable!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Duchess

Had you called it a “Good Game” you would have used more D in that sentence than either team all game.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, that’s banner material.

The Maestro

GARÇON, VOUS ÊTES MON GARÇON!!

King Hippo

#22 is kinda shitty, methinks

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit.
That was a nice catch.

Duchess

Look at the NFLNetwork pitching a tent about a concussion tent

King Hippo

thay care SO MUCH!!