Good evening everyone it is I the substitute for Beerguyrodrigo who I believe is currently running bootleg jeans down to America. I hope he doesn’t get busted and will send me some candycorn m&m’s for me to do a Baking with Litre post. For those of you who just come to the fair city during footbaw season you may be wondering what the hell does this guy have to say? Will there be stoner talk? Maybe. Wine talk? Hell yeah. Plus I will try to fill in with the sportsing as best as I can which really isn’t important as Ratbirds v Jaguras is on 1st thing in the morning tomorrow. I promise no futbol chat for once.
As some of you may know, legalization is coming next year up here countrywide and things are going to change a lot. It seems that the provinces are deciding how they distribute it and each province will have a different policy. Ontario has come out and said they will not privatize the sales and it will all be done through a government store, like their alcohol sales are. Both federal and provincial governments will tax it and be the sole legal distributor of the sticky icky apart from medicinal users who can still get it by mail. There is a few problems with this policy that jump to mind. First of all, Ontario is going to start out with only 40 dispensaries for the whole province. Your geography may not be up to snuff on Canadian provinces but Ontario is huge and this is not nearly enough coverage for that many people in that big of a landmass. Second thing that springs to mind is their pricing and how they are going to be competitive with the black market if they tax the hell out of the stuff. My medicinal pricing is on par with what I used to get from my guy Chad (seriously), but with Chad for Green (in my phone) I was getting strains of weed without knowing their potency. Now I have become very aware the percentages of THC and CBD as the strains with super high THC sketch me out a bit so I order accordingly. In my mind the provincial governments up here should take a page out of Denver’s book when recreational consumption was legalized. When I visited Denver after legalization it was a great setup everywhere I went. Security was high (heh) in these places and there was security everywhere. I am sure there are cons to the system which one of our Colorado DFOers are more than welcome to point out below. It was privatised but the government still got their cut so everyone involved was pleased, consumer, dispensary, and government. I will continue to order my medicinal through the mail because I have to do very little and it comes directly to my door with my mailman.
Most of you who tune in during the offseason will know that I am a wine guy as well as a medicinal marijuana user (double threat). Well the seasons are changing and as are my wine drinking habits. My ritual on Thursday in the fall is to grab a bottle of red , fire on the interwebs and watch the coloUr rush game until my eyes bleed. Summer has passed and it is starting to get chilly up here so white and roses just will not do. Last time I did this I spoke about trends and how certain regions and grape varietals come and go. As of right now the popular red varietal is Malbec and the region is Mendoza, Argentina. If you like this variety (I don’t) definitely buy stuff from Argentina as the plantings elsewhere haven’t had the time for the vines to mature enough. If you are wondering about French Malbec it is something that you would rarely by itself due to French wine laws. In France Malbec is predominantly used for blending in Rhone. This time of year I gravitate towards Pinot Noirs from Oregon, or Merlots from Washington as those regions are closest to me here and the quality is phenomenal. Later in the season I get into bigger red when the snow is outside and it is -20 degrees. As for value this time of year I look to Spain and Rioja’s little brother Navarra as they still use the same 2 grapes Grenache and Tempranillo but the are a lot cheaper and are still great quality.
On to the sportsing!
College Football: Times are whatever you see on the screen in front of you when you look it up.
Irish v Michigan St FOX
Washington at Colorado FS1
UCLA at Stanford ESPN
Also Hawaii at Wyoming! Go CowboUys! ESPN 2
There still is baseball games going on and Bumgarner is on the bump against the Dodgers so there is that.
There is Ice Football Preseason but the kids are still all playing so it isn’t worth your time. READ A BOOK WILL YOU!
In soccer there are some MLS games if you are so inclined. (not futbol)
There is a CFL game but nobody up here will be watching it either. Toronto v Montreal.
Remember if you are in a restaurant/winebar/lounge/Tomsula’s boxcar that house wine is the money maker for the house and the next couple of cheaper glasses are great value as they are trying to get rid of that wine.
Am I the racist for expecting a bunch of shitty racist comments on reddit about this video? https://imgur.com/6OXtqLA
Stupid YouTube
One of IWDB’s faves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Oh no.
INORITE?
Time for me to call it a night.
Kiss your lovely for me and give her this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w
Goes out with a home run!
Nah. Moar like a pitiful last grasp.
Same difference, tho.
What? I love that song!
Me too.
Thus the problem.
Rewatching Contagion for the first time in a long time. I forgot that Mrs. GOOP herself, Gwen Paltrow dies in the first five minutes.
Isn’t that the only good part of the movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uejh-bHa4To
Speaking of the ’80s…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpDzee9uguw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVldyHRcjU&list=RDhnVldyHRcjU
The whole music thing gives me an idea for a Seamus character in HRTN…
YES!!
???
I hated this movie as a teenager.
No…no….nooooooo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9qQ9lAV5w
I mean…it’s so damn perfect…
I probably disagree.
But it’s your story. If you wanna fuck it up and put me in, it’s your funeral.
Oh, you guys wanna go ’80s? I’ll go ’80s, bro! I was the fuckin’ ’80s!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc
I have to admit that’s it’s pretty funny how everyone is making fun of tWBS’ musical tastes..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ6Af1HiSU8
I’ll lose points with IWDB for this one probably I guess.
Meh, she already hates me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
Most beautiful woman in porn.
Bridget Monet?
Sorry, still stuck in the ’80s…
Hee hee….
Tell your wife I’m sorry for being a nasty assed male.
She’ll know what it means.
At one point maybe. I could have agreed a coupla decades ago.
Time waits for no skank, however.
Time waits for no one.
Points deducted… No hate though.
Dammit. You’re still here, huh?
I guess I gotta behave now.
Fine.
So what’s the consensus, people? If whole NFL teams take a knee tomorrow to protest the president’s Tweets, do we give up on the game…
Oh, wait. Sorry. This is DFO. I got confused and thought I was writing to my white power website…
Sorry? Who was it what who did want my song posting privileges to be censured?
Suck it.
SUCK. IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwVJVjjNA4
Reporting: Quint Kessenich
lol his name is Quint Kessenich FFS ppl.
UCLA’s defence is absolute dog poop.
I assume tWBS has been banned from posting music links by now?
Also, hey guys.
You wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuPFhDQRKzw
Gingerfacepalmkid.gif hurts when used against me.
Hey! That one is actually a good song. Are you feeling all right? Asking for a friend.
Hey!!!!!!!…..I KNOW!!!!!
I’m feeling fine, love. I knew I’d get you to answer with some early 80s tho.
GO TO SLEEP NOW BEASTIE!!!!!!
hehehehe
After that cologne threat? I’m never sleeping again!!!
We can certainly hope.
I don’t like you very much anymore.
So, status quo? While we’re at it, let me go find my list of problems that I’ve had with the last few TGISF’s…
Hehe
Everyone already hit the hay? I’m back from the movies and kinda want a nightcap.
We’re here. We just suck. And not in the fun way.
See anything good?
Free footbawl!
And it’s over. To the countdown clock!
Yes, I still want one.
What’s stopping you?
Money and FAA regulations? Nope.
Landing strip. Ain’t got one.
But…..
Flying a helicopter is why I play GTA V.
Fuckin’ Chad
A-Zed state pulls out the win. Probably because the Oregon qb pronounces his name Herbert insteead of “Eh-bear”
/the claims made in this comment have not been evaluated by the OED
Of course Chryst isn’t back yet. It takes three days.
Who’s on QB?
Judas.
What’s playing RB?
THIRD BASE!!!!!!
(shit wrong sport….you win this one, herodotus450)
Wooo! Fat Guy Touchdown!
Who brings the better perk to their team: Jet Toner, or JJ Molson?
I’m gonna say Jet Toner. That shit’s expensive.
Depends if his middle name is Black or Cyan.
If he were a real Jet he’d be dedicated to an 0-16 season.
Oh fuck me: how I have I not know that UCLA has a RB named Soso Jamabo? Is he any good?
He’s “Soso”.
LMFAO.
RB Cameron Scarlett for Standeford sounds like he/she could be the next Bailey Jay, no homo.
Even in Wyoming it close to midnight; wrap it up people! Some of us have crippling depression to deal with!
Kingsman 2 was entertaining. Almost certainly more so than my Bears will be tomorrow
Can never remember if they are sister, or sapphos sisters. Either way, I’ll be in my bunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RuPcq3afgE
Okay. Time to do laundry. Later, taters.
Hasta la Windows Vista, baby
I have to say, I’ve really missed you guys, and come what may, I’m looking forward to another season with you.
Oh god, I’ve reached that point of drunkenness
Woooooooo!
Wooooooooo, indeed, good sir. Woooooooooo, indeed.
Good to have you back. I m going to go out back for a j since we have all reached this point.
Seeing ads for a sex phone line, on an INTERNET stream of a late night football game, brings back some good memories. But also seems kinda poitnless.
I guess maybe the recently released from prison? Niche market?
Are you all alone? Pick up the phone.
It’s odd how frequently phone sex and phone “dating” commercials air now. I’m particularly amused by the one that points out that phone services are better because they’re instant, unlike the internet. Presumably they have a much different internet than I do.
Hey!!!! Anastasia is REAL and she LOVES ME.
Oh, of course she does, buddy. Of course she does.
shit, Clemson/VPI is next week’s featured match?
I really miss Craig Ferguson.
Me too, man. And even Kristen Bell misses Geoff Peterson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLAp7fyV3b8
He’s got a daily show on Sirius. It’s one of the the things that pushed me into re-upping my satellite subscription.
Bruins climb ever closer.
She should be scared; that is one HUGE cock.
OOOF, that burrito went right through me.
I don’t recall our combat sport column covering this one, but it seems like it would be worth looking into.
Stanford’s gettin’ all they black fellas ejected.
They were fired.
All? Like, they let in more than one at a time?
BLEERGH has started to feast at Stanford.
Oxy Pug has no idea what is going on, and it seems he is ok with it.
he’s doing oxy right, then
He is like me after a big medicinal and a glass of wine. Everything is a-ok.
we all needs something that takes us to temporary nirvana like that
People who say, “but I have a terrible memory”: fuck you. The defining characteristic of human brains includes a fantastic memory aka pattern recognition; stop hiding your apathy behind a misnomer that you are afraid will offend peoplei.
I’mma leave my NFL Stream yahoo countdown clock window up and running ALL NIGHT LONG. That’s how excite I am.
Is there any better food than Pringles? First you eat them, then you have a perfectty shaped tube for an improvised jerk off container.
Fisting, too!
takes “once you pop, you just can’t stop” to a whole ‘nother level ,, no ofence
Did you really just say “…a whole ‘nother….” …?
Goddammit, now I have to kill you.
Funny enough, the guy on the left reminds me of my half-brother. Looks and brains-wise.
More like Pez for you, PAL.
*Had to I guess.
Pack that fucker up with some warm beef livers and you’ve got yourself an evening. I mean, so I’ve heard.
There you go, activatin’ mah WASP tendencies again…
She has a very nice “P”.
King Kooky strikes again.
King Kooky’s the Weird Al cover of King Kunta, right?
Let’s see if I can do this a day late. Shoulda put it up yesterday but there’s no bad time. Don’t ever travel far without a little big star.
DFO edit to youtube address link (TIS VOODOO):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNKSs1J38EA
Crap, guess I can’t
nm
Gracias
There ya go.
So I went to get ice cream and catch up with Ex-Almost-Senorita Weaselo. Which leads to the beginning of the DJ portion of the night I guess, because this was playing on my Spotify as I pulled up to her place. (I did skip to something else/turn the USB feed off because it was too perfect.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_PrT25o8Vs
/Obviously we did not bang.
hey man, better than being stuck in “Little Black Submarines” territory
Not sure, bet I think “Ten Cent Pistol” is about some sort of love triangle murder scenario. Soi I got that going for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gQANgjMEog&ab_channel=warria90