Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s have a look. TO THE GAMES!
Cin/Cle: Two O-and-3’s have at it. All the Bengals need to do to put this one away is to get inside the red zone. The Browns D gives up TD’s at an 80% rate when their opponent wanders inside the twenty.
Buf/Atl: The Bills D has acquitted themselves quite well so far this year but the Falcons are something else entirely. Plus they’re at home. Tyrod and the passing game aren’t doing themselves any favours either.
Jax/NYJ: The Jetskis had no trouble last week and now face a young Jags team that is hoping to build on their blowout affair last week. Rb Fournette is running at a mere 3.5 ypc clip after three games but you’d think that by the end of the year he’ll have added at least another three feet to that stat.
Det/Min: The Lions are in possession of an injured list fourteen players long, including de Ansah and lb Davis. Look for Minny to do what they did last week-get rook rb Cook going early so that qb Keenum can work his magic with the likes of Diggs and Thielen.
Car/NE: Cam needs a shoulder to lean/throw on. Did I go against my better judgement and leave Pats wr Hogan and his 2 TD’s on the bench last week? As a matter of fact, I did. So here I go chasing last week’s points…
LAR/Dal: Despite one of the squads hailing from Dallas, I like the look of this game. Both teams are sitting pretty division-wise and this should be a solid test for the young Goffster who has started to justify his draft position.
Pit/Bal: An under-performing and talented O (Steelers) meets up with a (perhaps) over-performing D. Winner gets first place.
Ten/Hou: With so many other interesting tilts being played, why would you bother?
Get going, big fellas.
Jags are getting trampled like a five year old at a Walmart on black Friday.
“ALL FRIDAYS MATTER.”
– Detective Joe Friday’s widow
Hey wow, the Red Sox won the AFC East according to Joe Buck.
I don’t care who you are, that’s impressive.
“WE AHW THE FACKIN CHAHMPS, NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
What’s up with the Jets?
Jets going for .500!
Atlanta is losing in the house that Graft built.
Dear Cleveland Stadium,
Maybe you shouldn’t play “Black in Black” if your being blown out by a struggling team dressed in black.
I was thinking Scorpions myself.
Do the Pauls take the field to “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”?
Panthers walking down the field and a Pats defender punches the ball out.
#stupidStewart
Fumble WOOO!
WHOOOA Fat Randy, bam-a-lam
PIT-BAL viewers? If this Click Bait, or are my dreams finally starting to come true?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/antonio-brown-throws-gatorade-bucket-angry-at-ben-roethlisberger-and-todd-haley-as-steelers-meltdown-continues/ar-AAsIDmc?li=BBgET5V&ocid=ientp
Nope. that happened.
Fox halftime showed that. It was petulant and glorious!
Boss Todd is gonna get his car keyed, right through the screaming chicken.
Baltimore fans…50% more stabby again.
smgdh
New England? De…fense?
They do well when Cam sails a ball over a receiver’s head though.
Whew. Fortuitous fumble.
#ThePauls got SCREWED
I don’t think so. I think it went forward, barely.
Hey, they’re the ones who wanted to be in CLE.
Why do they let Bradshaw do the highlights? Pity? Does he have dirt on the poducers?
Uh oh. Now we’re going to confuse what a forward pass is…
Can’t debate what a catch is, if you cant determine a pass.
SEE: Music City Miracle
That play pretty much set the WTF bar.
If they had a camera down the line, that play would’ve been overturned. They didn’t have the right shot to be sure.
These Cleveland Browns, I call them The Antichrist, because they are an unholy abomination that brings destruction and suffering upon the Earth.
Man, Baby Buster aka Jared Goff is now a legit NFL QB. Impressive.
These refs are REALLY screwing RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! over. Must be Spanoi agents in the Battle FOAR L.A.
Who, who, Julio is done?
into the locker room
THAT was Peak Jets
No, you’re thinking of Germanwings Flight 9525.
Like, Miracle of the Andes level jestsiness or more along the lines of Desert Storm Iraqi Air Force?
Classic confused Wade Phillips face
He keeps catching whiffs from the concession stands, and it’s driving him crazy.
Nachos will do that.
/Sanchez smirks sitting outside a suburban Chicago high school and winks/nods
OK, guys. Who replaced Bilal Powell with a football player?
If the DFO account tweeted that hit by Trevathan but replaced:
Adams with Hillary
Trevathan with Trump
First defender with Bernie
We could probably end up with our watermark in the historical archives of the Presidency.
JujuDOWN!!!
Andy Dalton is 17 for 18, with 215 yards and 3 TD. I know its the Browns, but is this a sign of the End Times?
“17? 18? Sounds more like a sign of GOOD times!”
– Mark Chmura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=humibwm_-8s
No – it’s the browns.
…but…but… its Dalton?!
Did coked-out RedZone guy just say “The Ben?”
“Tomorrow, the a United States Federal Appeals Court will rule on the 6 game suspension of an NFL running back.”
‘MURRIKA!!!!
Across the league, dozens of sphincters tighten in worried apprehension.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? IT’S WONDERFUL!
I’m sure it will get recycled.
And photoshopped.
Can’t be Cleveland, they don’t have one.
Sphincter or running back?
As a follow up to my questions about which D to start (PIT at Ravens or CIN at LesPauls):
I think Bill O’Brien’s chin pushes out shit? Your thoughts?
Coach Buttchinski FO SHO
CLE needs an offensive spark!
Do you have anything more offensive? I mean, like really profane?
-Tronald Dump, 1600 Penn Ave
I see Flaccid and the Ratbirds are picking up right where they left off last week.
GREAT decision by me to keep Watson on the bench
– Sherlock Holmes, after a complicated trail of clues leads him to a brothel.
Bunchess of Funchess!
“Somehow came through that hole”
White Christian ref sez NO MuhammadDOWN
DAK! very impressive there.
Romo-like spin away
But didn’t explode into pieces.
oh to be athletic/black and/or made of processed ham
Browns down 21-0. 3rd & 1 on own 19. 0:07 left. Timeout Browns.
Dilly Dilly!
I think this Dalvin Cook guy might be as good at football as he is at getting away with assault.
Harrison Ford is in the new Blade Runner? Hope they used a stunt pilot in his scenes.
Fun fact: “Stunt Pilot” is what they called the first episode of “The Fall Guy”.
I thought I was old.
Oh, you are.
That’s it…GET OUTTA MY YARD!!
Innovative defensive strategy by the Browns: Put your entire secondary on one side of the field.
Hey, if you can get one or ten guys to shut down half the field, that makes things hard for opposing quarterbacks….
“One or ten guys? Seems like a simple decision to me. Come on, give me a harder one. Pun intended.”
– Aaron Rodgers
Poor Browns.
perma-banner
[holds envelope up to forehead]
“Why doesn’t Trump care about what is happening in Puerto Rico?”
“Who cares about a bunch of Island Mexicans? Now, watch this drive.”
Gio-down!
Is Witten done? 3 shitty fantasy halves — send him to the glue factory!
“When I need a TD, I go to Jared.”
-Cooper Kupp
All Jared Goff needed to be good was a good ol’ white slot receiver.
Moot point, but still. Challenge might have been a bad idea that close to the end zone.
That what you get for your helmets not matching your jerseys!
Wow, game is officially tainted now.
2 rushing TDs for the Hawaiian.
WOW.
Home cooking.
Bad call is bad.