Your “We Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Games” NFL Football Open Thread

Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s have a look. TO THE GAMES!

Cin/Cle: Two O-and-3’s have at it. All the Bengals need to do to put this one away is to get inside the red zone. The Browns D gives up TD’s at an 80% rate when their opponent wanders inside the twenty.

Buf/Atl: The Bills D has acquitted themselves quite well so far this year but the Falcons are something else entirely. Plus they’re at home. Tyrod and the passing game aren’t doing themselves any favours either.

Jax/NYJ: The Jetskis had no trouble last week and now face a young Jags team that is hoping to build on their blowout affair last week. Rb Fournette is running at a mere 3.5 ypc clip after three games but you’d think that by the end of the year he’ll have added at least another three feet to that stat.

Det/Min: The Lions are in possession of an injured list fourteen players long, including de Ansah and lb Davis. Look for Minny to do what they did last week-get rook rb Cook going early so that qb Keenum can work his magic with the likes of Diggs and Thielen.

Car/NE: Cam needs a shoulder to lean/throw on. Did I go against my better judgement and leave Pats wr Hogan and his 2 TD’s on the bench last week? As a matter of fact, I did. So here I go chasing last week’s points…

LAR/Dal: Despite one of the squads hailing from Dallas, I like the look of this game. Both teams are sitting pretty division-wise and this should be a solid test for the young Goffster who has started to justify his draft position.

Pit/Bal: An under-performing and talented O (Steelers) meets up with a (perhaps) over-performing D. Winner gets first place.

Ten/Hou: With so many other interesting tilts being played, why would you bother?

Get going, big fellas.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

These mixed emotion are mixed. I need a drink.

Romonobyl

A mixed drink?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Maestro

FUCK YOU PANTHERS

FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

ATL throws on 4th and 1 and ded

King Hippo

I think they will at least TRY which is a healthy start

Romonobyl

This would be a great time for a turnover boys.

LemonJello

“I’ll take a half dozen.”
-W. Phillips, visiting sideline

King Hippo

Dumber than shit, settling for a 49-yarder in Foxboro, not even trying to get closer

Redshirt

Thank you, CBS, for showing me lose in the Pool live.

Spur

Let’s go Defense!

King Hippo

Gano gonna miss

Dick E. Phuck

It is written

Spur

Still a good decision, 1 point does nothing for you here

Romonobyl

Yep.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, except if Rams get another 7 and it’s a 9 point game instead of an 8 point game.

King Hippo

DAK! should bitch slap Williams for dropping that, Helluva toss, whilst being made a pretzel.

Romonobyl

Was catchable.

King Hippo

ATL reverse suicide watch

theeWeeBabySeamus

Does that mean we try to get ’em to do it?
I’m in.

King Hippo

that was like the Russell Wilson “two yard Hail Mary” vs. U*NC except DAK! didn’t throw it far enough

Romonobyl

Parity flag?

LemonJello

Call from the offices in NYC.

Petronel

and what stupidity is this?

Romonobyl

Weak!

Dick E. Phuck

For one week at least, Deshaun Watson turned into a mix of God, Superman, He-Man, and Randall Cunningham.

Spur

Oh God damnit

Spur

JAMES HANNA SAVES THE DAY

Romonobyl

Fuck a flag

Sharkbait

ELITECEPTION

Romonobyl

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOO!!!

King Hippo

Mighty entertaining fixture

LemonJello

Frag on the two point conversion pray!

Spur

Dez just running wild on Trumaine. Keep it UP

Romonobyl

Signs of life.

Redshirt

Browns don’t want the TD, Bengals don’t want a shutout.

Redshirt

Browns are disappointed.

LemonJello

Resistable force meets the moveable object?

Sharkbait

Damnit Gilmore!

Romonobyl

Finally something from Beasley.

Redshirt

RAM IT!

hippofant

Brady and Ryan are done. IT’S THE WATSON AND GOFF LEAGUE NOW!

King Hippo

My two waiver wire QBs!!

Romonobyl

Credit where it’s due, they got them a team.

Romonobyl

Golly, I hope the Dallas D gets more than a 45 sec break here.

King Hippo

you know what I hate? FACKING EVERYTHING in life

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

What happened to ATL’s red helmets?

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King Hippo

Bartkowski took ’em all

The Maestro

No, my son’s name is also Bartkowski.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And made lamps and decorative planters out of them.

Redshirt

Stupid NFL Rules

hippofant

Also, the Rams’ blue and white helmets look stupid.

The Maestro

THAT’S OWAH FACKIN’ GRITTY RECEIVAH!!!

King Hippo

Dagger shot it, Baby Buster

Dick E. Phuck

Panthers secondary you had one job

King Hippo

of course fucking Amendola YOU HAD ONE JOB PANTHERS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sadly, I liked it.
/ducks

theeWeeBabySeamus

In fact, I’ll take another just like it thank you.

Sharkbait

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t get me wrong. Fuck the Pats.
I just need Tawmmy to get a few more yds and another TD pass.
😛

Sharkbait

All I see is a win win here.

LemonJello

Dean Blandino looks like a shifty used car salesman.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hogan!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

the prophecy unfolds. NFC Title Game – Redacteds @ RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!

LA goes wild

LemonJello

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Spur

This is no bueno.

Romonobyl

Didn’t seem too excited about the pick, kinda sez something.

Romonobyl

Wow…I’m at a loss for words here.

LemonJello

RAMMITception! Ho. Li. Fuk.

Romonobyl

Might be a trapped ball.

LemonJello

Yeah, on the replay, there’s some room to question that as a legit INT.

King Hippo

Jammy fucks can’t even get decent Gronk points for me

King Hippo

Does LA have RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! fever yet, Balls??

Redshirt

Its nice I’m out of the Suicide Pool. One less thing to worry about each week.

Dick E. Phuck

You’re a Bengals fan, are you truly out of the suicide pool?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….that one made me chortle.

Spur

Don’t screw this up Linehan

Redshirt

We gotta QB Change at the Factory
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The Maestro

“Cooper? I barely even know her!” – RAMMIT fans right now.