TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread



An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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It’s an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land.  We’ve reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose.

Even though Sexy Friday has been around…well, longer than I have actually…my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week.  How about that, huh?

Now, now, none of that.  Sit your ugly asses down.

This ain’t that kinda joint and you know it.  This isn’t some kind of fancy cotillion, FFS.  This is a fucking party!!!!

So put on your birthday suits…and let’s get started.

Because that’s our theme this week, Girls In Their Birthday Suits.

(yes, you heard me correctly)

((try not to drool on the cake))

One Year Old

Obligatory “That’s longer than most of my adult relationships last!!!” joke.

(it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true)

The last time I was one year old was many, many years ago.  Interestingly enough, I’m less mature now than I was then.  To wit…


So yeah, I suppose that’s part of the reason why ballsofsteelandfury  ever even asked me to do TGISF a little over a year ago in the first place.  I have very little in the way of morals, and even less maturity.  Sometimes, the right man for the job just falls in your lap…

That didn’t make it better….I know.  LMFAO.

So what did we accomplish in the past year?  Not much, as it turns out.

We showed ya’s varied and sundry suggestive images of lovely ladies, of course.  Which was the whole point.

Other than that, we talked a lot.  Well I talked a lot.  I told ya’s some things about me, maybe too much at times….


We looked at more girls.

We had some educational moments, even if two of those did happen to be surfing and marijuana….

We looked at more girls.

We talked about sports, listened to some music and had some laughs.  We enjoyed one another’s company (usually, lol) and had a great deal of fellowship.

Aaaaaannnndd…..We looked at more girls.

Huh…. I guess maybe we accomplished more than I thought.


Here’s to another year of all of it… IF you guys are up for it, of course.

And if you ARE willing, we’ll go ahead and get started right now…

TGISF Season TWO:  It’s gonna be way worse this time around


Incidentally, I insisted that [DoorFliesOpen] management supply us with a cake for this party, or else I wasn’t gonna do this.

Next year, I’ll have to be more specific.

I suppose it could have been worse….

One Year Young

I was going to wax philosophic, or maybe even poetic, here for a little while.  But yeah, I’m not gonna do that (you’re welcome).

I had also considered naming some of my favorite things from the past year of TGISF (ie a superlatives type thing both regarding the posts themselves, but also commentists’ input).  But yeah, I’m not gonna do that either.  It would take too long and I’d end up leaving someone or something out.

So instead, it’s Birthday Bonus Sexy Time!!!! (like you ever doubted it, anyway)


I’d still eat it. The cake I mean. You sickos.


That seems unsanitary. No, I didn’t say stop.


I like her….ummmmm….method.


Oh please, don’t look at me like that. Sara Jean covered in cake and you thought I wouldn’t include that?


Rut Roh, she brought friends. This party just got interesting. I’ll leave you to the sports while I go….check on a few things in the kitchen. Yeah……you stay there…no matter what you hear, don’t come in there.

And listen to this I guess…really loudly, just in case.

Sports Which Will Make You Cry On Your Birthday


The Pats visited Tampa Bay last night for Week 5 TNF.  It wasn’t exactly a good game.  Pats won.  But not convincingly.  But they do limp to 3-2 with the “kicker heavy” win (up yours Horatio Cornblower ), 19-14 final from Tampa Bay.  The best news here is that Jameis Winston did not win.

You heard me, assface.  Go rape a crab or something you fucking piece of shit.

Sunday/Monday Schedule



The Yanks and the D-Backs survived their wildcard tilts with Minnesota and Colorado respectively, and now have moved on to their divisional series.  In fact the Yanks started theirs last night vs Cleveland….and not in a good way.  While the D-Backs get rolling against the Dodgers later tonight.

Also getting started last night was the other ALDS, Boston/Houston.  ALTUVE!!!!!!!!  Fuck off, Boston.  Nobody likes you.  Time to have a Sale.  Hehehehe….get it?

Today’s/Tonight’s games:

  • Boston at Houston: Game Two – 2:05pmEDT (HOU leads 1-0)
  • NYY at Cleveland: Game Two – 5:05pmEDT (CLE leads 1-0)
  • CHC at Washington: Game One – 7:31pmEDT – TV: TBS
  • Arizona at LAD: Game One – 10:31pmEDT – TV: TBS

Here’s your whole MLB postseason schedule, if you care.

UPDATE: Boston falls to Houston again today by an 8-2 final, now trail the ‘Stros in the series 2-0.  Suck it, Boston.  Yanks putting up a little more fight today vs the Tribe…if it goes final before pub time I’ll have a final for you here.


NCAA Football

Well would ya lookit that?  A ranked NC State team managed to beat another ranked team.  Do you know when the last time that happened is?  Yeah, me neither…seriously, it’s been so long I really don’t remember.  If not for a week one upset at the hands of South Carolina (never trust a ‘Cock…believe me), we’d have been in the playoff conversation next week.  Not rightfully, but we’d have been there.  But all things considered, I’ll take it.

Last night, mine and King Hippo’s (24)NC State Wolfpack welcomed (17)Louisville to Raleigh for a Thursday night tilt.  Now, Louisville, as an institution, has not had a good week.  But I’m happy to report NC State made it worse on Thursday night.  I thought we were gonna blow it, frankly.  But a late turnover sealed it, more or less.

Fuck off Bobby Petrino.  Mostly because you’re a bad coach and a worse human being.  Your job is safe for now but you’re just as bad as that other pinhead.  Probably even worse.

But before you go Bobby, watch this….

Pack wins, 39-25.  Suck it, Louisville.

Now if we can manage not to shit the bed on the road at Pitt and at Notre Dame (unlikely, btw), we might even finally get College Gameday back to town the first week in November when Clemson rolls into town.


  • Memphis at UConn – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Boise State at BYU – 10:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Saturday Schedule



Still too early for much talky talky here I suppose.

But beerguyrob already had you covered with a most excellent NHL preview a coupla days ago.

But if you’re starved for the ice, there are a few games tonight.  But you’ll probably still be starving afterwards…fair warning.


Sexy Birthday Suits

Yes, as promised we are doing Girls In Their Birthday Suits  this week.

But FWIW, these are “Implied Nudes”.  What does that mean?  It means you get to see the art and the beauty, but none of the naughtiest bits.

Still beautiful though.


Not full Bday suit, but we’re counting it. Oh boy are we counting it.

That looks hard.

NO!!!!  Not THAT!!!!!  That’s not what I mean….as far as you know.  Well….never mind.

Seems like a good place to stop tho.

But between you guys and the nekkid girls, this was the BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!!!!!!

Dammit, I blew too soon again.  I hate it when that happens.

Season Two

What will the second year of TGISF bring?  Hell if I know.  And even if I did I wouldn’t tell ya’s yet.  You know how I like to be coy about such things.

And I do still have a lot of themes/special princesses still unused in my back pocket soooooooo….

But if I had to guess, I suspect it’ll be more or less the same as year one.  Though I’m always open to suggestion, fwiw.

In any case, if you are up for another year of this nonsense, we’ll figure it out together as we go.

And hopefully also make it better as we go and keep making it something we all enjoy.

That’s my goal, anyway.

The Afterglow

OK folks, now that the party is dying down, I can finally get some cake…

Awwwwww, man!!!!  NOT cool…..

Sara Jean!!!!!  We need another cake!!!!!

Good enough, Doll. I like your idea better anyway.  Pop that thing open and let’s do this.

No, I meant the bottle.  But your idea is good too.

And now where’s everyone going????  Oh sure, I don’t mind cleaning this mess up all by myself.  What?  You think Sara Jean is gonna be any help here?  She hasn’t had to clean anything since….well maybe ever.

But fine….

You guys are jerks.  Plus you left too soon and missed the best part of the party….

But I still love ya’s I suppose.

And in all sincerity, I’d like to thank each and every one of you.  Not only for your “support” of TGISF for the past year.  But also just in general for making me feel like I have a home here at [DFO].  This is a pretty special group of numbskulls we’ve got here, and I’m proud to be one of them.

Wait, let me rephrase that….

Have a good weekend, everyone.


Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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It’s a shame the rest of the movie looks like shit.


I guess Sunday is wide open since the Vikings don’t play until Monday.

OK kids, we’re gonna slow braise some short ribs. Beef short ribs that is.
Start out by braising the ribs.
I coat mine with a little flour and then sear them in a Dutch oven with some olive oil. Be sure to give a liberal application of paprika and salt and pepper.
Put them in a deep pot or the aforementioned “Dutch Oven” on top of a little mire poix of carrot, celery and onion.

Don’t forget the garlic!

Then a couple of cups of beef stock, about 4 ozs of red wine, I’m making these on Sunday so that’s gonna be a cabernet, a tablespoon of balsamic vinegar, maybe some tomato paste and some thyme?

Should I make my own noodles?

Oh fuck yes!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That’s the second triple tonight at Dodger Stadium. They’re all hittin’ it tonight and that ball is moving. There’s really thin air in L.A. tonight.


Damn this demon sativa.


Update: won a couple hundred bucks on craps, but national harbor is still a shit show.

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Well hello folks!
How is everybody this fine fine evening?

These guys are from Australia, right about the same time as AC/DC and they feature that fat and sassy duel guitar.

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