As the afternoon slate kicks in, we’re just hitting our stride…

So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of the day.

Together, nothing can stop us…

Aside from moderately sized obstacles.

Drinking helps…

Also acceptable…

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Cowboy @ Niners (+6.0, o/u 48.5)

The Niners have been close to breaking through (5 straight losses by 3 pts or fewer), CJ Beathard (*snicker*) makes his first NFL start.  Zeke Elliott will play  won’t play  will play, making FF owners happy  sad  happy folks.  But it will be Dak who will be the difference in this one.  Cowboys cover, but just barely.

Seahawks @ Giants (+4.0, o/u 39.5)

These are two teams who are similarly fucked.  Offensive line woes, compounded by loss of offensive weapons due to injury.  The Giants have fewer weapons left, and thus a lower upside.  Again, the visitors cover, but just barely.

Broncos @ Chargers (+1.0, o/u 40.5)

Donks a 1 pt dog at the Nawt San Diegans?  I don’t care if it’s on the road, take the points.  Jeebus.

Bengals @ Steelers (-5.5, o/u 40.5)

I’d like to say the Steelers will stub their toe fresh off the emotional win in Kansas City last week.  But they won’t.  Bengals will try to get something going with a Joe Mixon/AJ Green tandem, but it won’t happen.  LeVeon Bell will be LeVeon Bell, Antonio Brown will be Antonio Brown, and the Yinzers shall take command of the North.

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Now go forth and run thy mouths!!!!!!!!

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