As the afternoon slate kicks in, we’re just hitting our stride…
So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of the day.
Together, nothing can stop us…
Aside from moderately sized obstacles.
Drinking helps…
Also acceptable…
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Cowboy @ Niners (+6.0, o/u 48.5)
The Niners have been close to breaking through (5 straight losses by 3 pts or fewer), CJ Beathard (*snicker*) makes his first NFL start. Zeke Elliott will play won’t play will play, making FF owners happy sad happy folks. But it will be Dak who will be the difference in this one. Cowboys cover, but just barely.
Seahawks @ Giants (+4.0, o/u 39.5)
These are two teams who are similarly fucked. Offensive line woes, compounded by loss of offensive weapons due to injury. The Giants have fewer weapons left, and thus a lower upside. Again, the visitors cover, but just barely.
Broncos @ Chargers (+1.0, o/u 40.5)
Donks a 1 pt dog at the Nawt San Diegans? I don’t care if it’s on the road, take the points. Jeebus.
Bengals @ Steelers (-5.5, o/u 40.5)
I’d like to say the Steelers will stub their toe fresh off the emotional win in Kansas City last week. But they won’t. Bengals will try to get something going with a Joe Mixon/AJ Green tandem, but it won’t happen. LeVeon Bell will be LeVeon Bell, Antonio Brown will be Antonio Brown, and the Yinzers shall take command of the North.
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Now go forth and run thy mouths!!!!!!!!
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I honestly forgot Chip coached SF.
I see the Bengals still look like Skyline Chili aftermath in close games
LeVeon Bell will be LeVeon Bell, Antonio Brown will be Antonio Brown,
And if Julio Jones could be Julio Jones, that would be awesome
“No” – Steve Sarkisian
holy merde Denver made 1st down!!!
We’re forcing the Factory upon England. Oh, great!
That’s for Russell Brand.
Heath booted that one
2-for-3!
the Tomsulas are only outscoring the safety-cum-PK by 1
Do the 49er’s realize they are suppose to be playing the same game as the Cowboys?!?!
Holy fuck. Bryant has 71?
X
(three months from now)
(press conference at Paul Brown Stadium)
Mike Brown: “We have decided to welcome Hue Jackson back to the family as the next Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals.”
(echoing from the Eastern Hills of Cincinnati)
Redshirt: “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”
Put in Cooper rush and let Rod Smith and Morris run the ball.
Why is Zeke still even in this game
has hisself in fantasy DUH
Why are any starters still out?
one might consider resting one’s franchise back up 30 in Q4
/Reads juststopdude’s banner quote and realizes he’s talking about the Browns/Sr. Vols game
Harvey Weinstein: You see! Sometimes they are just asking for it!
Russell Wilson, I take back 3% of the terrible things I’ve ever said about you!
That’s the nail in my coffin.
…and AJ Green has starting the Bengals Opponents DST again.
Trevor Siemian is bad. I take back the adequate things I said about him earlier.
Bring on Brock!
but it wasn’t a ROOOOOOCK
Announcer: “Jason Pierre Paul says ‘You’re not gonna throw over me!”
Me: I dunno, seems like a pretty obvious gap there.
Look at Dwight Clark! He can jump in the air to catch a ball but now can’t stand for the troops? Red sure suits that comrade. SMH
Sounds like a large SEA fan contingent in New York.
I mean, they have their research assignments do they not?
/the TRUTH is out there
I need Jaylon Smith to do more shit like this!
So I made my debut as a calendar model today and the calendar party just wound down and now I’m drunk and just ordered a pizza called the “meat bomb”, so I don;t think the next calendar’s gonna be any better.
you shld taunt your wife for being a chubby chaser
What month are you due?
(yikes….bad flashback)
I believe I was Mr. September.
If I see Jeremy Hill in the backfield in this next drive, I’m going to rupture something important and vital.
this is quite the poor fixture, thank fuck I did not go to the sports bar for it
I’d use a whatever the hell she’s talking about card if it’s get her top off.
Has anyone reported on sales increase of this fine processed product in the Metroplex over the past 14 months?
that’s game pull the starters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HdGEM9mSPc
DAK!!!!!!!!!!
he good. True franchise foundation. Godfuckingdamnit
I’ve never been to a outdoor stadium like IN a city. I mean, dbacks ballpark is basically enclosed fully. Saw Mariners once and it was a pretty neat view. Just seems like being at Solider Field (when they’re decent) for like MNF or a big division game seems like a fun thing to experience (except Fenway because it’s in Nazi country.
Troy with some solid NFLPA under the bus-ing there
I totes figured him for a company man. Douche.
Huh. Andy Dalton is limping. AJ McCarron may have to play the Steelers.
McCarron…Steelers…
(repressed memories surface)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what’s a McCarron?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AJ_McCarron
Backup Bengals QB. Former Starting QB for Alabama. Hot wife.
I made a connection there on the way to Hawaii once.
Would Dalton getting hurt on that scramble have been good or bad for Cincy?
Both. McCarron is a younger version of Dalton, but without dumbness.
Wing makes me think of Winger which is on the shirt of that dork kid beavis and butthead know who wears the Winger shirt.
So now I’m thinking of NBC making a graphic of B+B sitting on the couch with, as theirs heads, Eli and OBJ.
Jeremy Hill is back in?
Come on Cincy.
I have absolutely no idea how good/bad of a quarterback Eli Manning is, and he’s clearly passed his prime.
But I do know he’ll be in the HOF — but because I don’t know if he’s any good, I don’t know how to feel about his inevitable third-ballot induction.
Dude hasn’t had n O-line in like 6 years. That’s why he’ll get in
Olivia just has to call in a favor or two.
Garrett playing slap ass.
Out of respect for his injury, I’ll pass on the all-too-easy Aaron Rodgers joke.
“Some bruthas like to hit it and quit it, but I’d rather stay and play”
Like that?
I won’t.
This NFL season makes no fucking sense. The Giants are shit except when they’re good.
Nah, Seattle just likes to keep it close in every game they’re ever in
Just like WWE.
Game ain’t over but Cowboys needed a game like this.
Really getting tired of the whole scheduling the first game between division rivals halfway through November so we have no idea what the fuck to expect thing the NFL does these days
Teams are so bad this season that I probably hate only a few teams this year.
Or maybe it’s just early.
I know I’m late to the party, but who the fuck is Beatherd?
Don’t know, but he’ll likely be kicking for Dallas very shortly.
The angry shepherd?
San Fran is already eyeballing draft picks.
BREAKING NEWS: College Football Players are defecting to Canada.
Useless Niners. Convinced they’ll shut out the Eagles in the trap game between the Slurs and Donks.
The amount of balance Elliot showed…the fucker could be a fucking ballet dancer if he put his mind to it.
Its amazing, when you look at these top tier players, just how much control they have with their mass as they move.
I’m missing a Strong Safety kicking? Aw, man…
Best. PAT. Ever.
One point from a doink.
Hate the Cowboys all you want, they always entertain one way or another.
Baily better heal up damn fukkin’ quick.