As I complained in the comments yesterday, my Sunday viewing slate was ARI/RAMMIT, NYG/SEA, NE/ATL. The total number of points scored by losing teams in those broadcasts: 14. I’m not bullish on the 2017 season.
HOWEVA, Justin Timberlake is now officially slated for the Super Bowl 52 Halftime Show and Twitter is already #justiceforjanet. You can call me the Detroit Lions because, as with all Super Bowls, I’m just staying out of this one.
Finally, power rankings aren’t necessarily shaking out at the top (how far can the Steelers ride Le’Veon Bell’s ever shortening career?) but the bottom of the barrel appears to be taking shape nicely. The once AFC East leading Jets are now a 0.3% lock for the division title and should be FINALLY buying into tanksville.
Last week (Week 7):
Top 5: KC, ATL, PHI, CAR, PIT
Bottom 5: SF, CLE, CHI, IND, LAC
This week (Week 8):
Top 5: KC, PHI, PIT, SEA, DAL
Bottom 5: SF, CLE, ARI, BAL, NYJ
Alright, that should be time enough for the gifs to load. Pardon the basedball analogy but here’s hoping you all knock Quotables out of the park this week.