Your “Round, Round We Go” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Have you ever googled yourself and discovered that you share the same name with a second-tier Canadian entertainer that has a huge on-line presence? Me neither. Why would anyone bother to do that? That’s just silly. I hope that the smarter among you have had the bestest post-Thanksgiving treat that has ever existed. What’s that? The beyond delicious, mayo-heavy turkey sandwich with a glass of milk. (sponsored by Joe Flacco’s Elite Treats) Man, that’s good eating. Anywhoo… TO THE GAMES!

NO/LAR: I think today’s table begins and ends here. So very interested to see how this one plays out. The Saints almost stumbled vs. the Dacteds last week but got it done in OT. The Rams ran into a Vikes team hitting on all cylinders right now and caught the L, 7-24. How they bounce back-if they do-will be very telling because division-wise they’ve got the Seahawks just one game behind them.

Sea/SF: Well, speak of the devil(birds)! Those fantasy fellers that stuck with te Graham through those first four scoreless games of the season have been rewarded with 7 TD’s in the last six games. Seattle’s secondary has been shot through with injuries of all kinds but I can’t see qb Beathard doing much about it. That’s not necessarily a knock on him because he’s working with the likes of Robinson, Taylor, Goodwin and Kittle in the passing game. “Who?”, you ask. “Exactly!”, I respond.

Den/Oak: This could have been a barn-burner with huge implications for the AFC West but it’s not the beginning of September anymore, is it? Now both teams are sorta playing out the string and Denver is looking to see what they have in Paxton Lynch. That they had to dumb down the offense for him doesn’t speak very highly of his future prospects. But he’s Head Horsey’s guy so he’s got that going for him.

Jax/Ari: Is this the week that the Jags are good? It’s so hard to keep up…

Fiddle-dee-dee down below.

 

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theeWeeBabySeamus

1/6 means he DUE!!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

I hope you enjoy Las Vegas because let’s face it, you’re building it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Honestly, I don’t usually bet much anymore.
This is all the fault of one particular Hippopotamus type person. But he’s gonna get that thing I sent him soon enough.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve stopped betting altogether. Not with the way games are called now…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Last year while in Vegas was the first time I’d bet in more years than I can count.

ballsofsteelandfury

` onside makes this super interesting.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck yeah.
Onside this bitch.

Spur

Goodbye Donks
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Spur

Donks get Tea bagged

Brick Meathook

That commercial for Bounce fabric softener dryer sheets was made by and for retarded people, God bless them.

Wakezilla

How we doing?

I’m not watching the Grey Cup, with snow, which is my favourite kind of Grey Cup, because I am in line for mini Wakezilla, so she can take a pic with a shitty looking Santa.

Mrs. Wakezilla did a great job planning this venture out

King Hippo

will pre-Vegas throw here, or trust it can stop monkey boy with 1:50 and no timeouts?

King Hippo

fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk

Spur

cant really blame them

theeWeeBabySeamus

Those assholes are always irate about something.
Fuck ’em, they got what they deserved.

JustStopDude

You want a discipline team…you go with a guy that help keep a pedophile ring covered up for over 10 years.

Redshirt

Oh, so that’s what with him. When I heard he was on OSU’s coaching staff, I got a bad feeling. Now I know.

Horatio Cornblower

Not as bad a feeling as those kids got.

Redshirt

Don’t worry. Part of being a Christian is faith that God is with then to help them heal, and when they die, all pain will be forgotten and currently Satan is warming up the specially shaped barbed pitchforks he saves for just this occasion.

Viva La Tabula Raza

But they’d probably vote for Roy Moore if Trump told them to.

theeWeeBabySeamus

/thinks about putting more $$$ into online betting acct
//remembers will be in Vegas for next week’s action
///empties bank accounts

I’m gonna win eventually, dammit!!!!!

Redshirt

Good luck, tWBS! Take the House for everything!!!!

/ hides valuable, pawnable objects in DFO Clubhouse

Shogun Marcus

STAY OUTTA MY DRAWER!

Spur

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Gratliff

SEe? You found something you like in Philadelphia

King Hippo

pickerception WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

hold ’em to a FG, fuckwads

King Hippo

JEEEEEEEEEESUS

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like her. She seems like a conversationalist.

Horatio Cornblower

Well I’m a cunning linguist, so we should get along just fine!

Horatio Cornblower

Someone hasn’t been skipping Squat Day

Redshirt

Unless the Seahawks were playing their prevent defense, I think the 49ers will be good with Garrap…Garappolo? Ex-Brady Successor #4

theeWeeBabySeamus

How could you do this to me, Gurley?

King Hippo

he says gambling is a sin

theeWeeBabySeamus

UGa fucker’s eating up my comeback time.

The Maestro

Nobody here can make an extra point. I love it.

Game Time Decision

Are you at the game?

Shogun Marcus

He is!

theeWeeBabySeamus

He did a headstand while taking a photo earlier.

Game Time Decision

He just slipped in the snow and had a lucky selfie.

Game Time Decision

Thanks. Watching it too.
Snow bowl.
Stay warm

King Hippo

Having money on Birdcano is a very queasy feeling. I need even more points somehow, The Flow.

Game Time Decision

100 yard td Argos.

Redshirt

Now all the 49ers have to do is go for a 12-point conversion attempt.

Doktor Zymm

Battery almost dead, I’ll pick up with you fuckers for the late game. Laters!

King Hippo

did the Saints actually PUNT?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with the game to which you are referring, Sir.

Horatio Cornblower

Yes. Payton is really making jason Garrett look like a Coach of the Year candidate.

Spur

I bet that’s the white man’s fault

King Hippo

well, DUH

Petronel

Janeane about to come in for Cregg in SF?

King Hippo

tbf, I always thought she was too short to play quartered back. Good for her!!

Petronel

Did pretty well for her ten seconds (or however many) out there, too.

Shogun Marcus
King Hippo

CJ Cregg has died, ladies and gentlemen. This is Not a Drill.

Redshirt

Okay, having the Teen Titans actually interact with their voice actors may have validated its existence. But just barely.
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Redshirt

Oh, screw you Internet. That picture wasn’t “For Ants” size when I found it on Google Image Search!

Wakezilla

Teen Titans Go was trash. Was the original Teen Titans any good?

Redshirt

You need to check it out. It was that good.

Gratliff

I spent 6 hours being punished by having Go marathon’d in my house, and the best part of it was the like minute long segment where the titans watch the original and bash the decision to reboot it

Gratliff

The irony is that my son is obsessed with that show and I’m largely annoyed by it aside from its occasional 80’s fantasy animation, but I loved that episode and he thought it was stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR131fc2pZY

Redshirt

It wasn’t a real episode. It was for the crew.

Plus I read that the voice of Starfire had trouble voicing herself. That’s when you know you’ve been a voice actress for too long; you forget what you really sound like.

Senor Weaselo

Regular Teen Titans or Teen Titans Go?

Redshirt

Teen Titans Go! They did their 200th episode special. For reasons, they broke the fourth wall and met the crew and then the voice actors.

King Hippo

Bring Me The Flow!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tampax newest slogan?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, newest day after pill slogan

Horatio Cornblower

I’m beginning to think Brees has a considerable amount of money on the Rams.

Horatio Cornblower

There are literally dozens of fans in LA for this game.

Gratliff

Sammy Watkins you dumb motherfucker

Doktor Zymm

Also, damn, they smoke a LOT of weed here, in stadium and out

The Maestro

LOL. Stampeders score, go for 2… Pass promptly doinks directly off the crossbar. Never change, CFL. I love you so.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, Raider Nation is pretty awesome. Heading out now, but had a hella fun time 😀
(Sorry Hippo)

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh oh. She’s saying Hella now. Methinks we have lost the Dok to the NoCal curse.

Only took about two weeks too. That’s impressive.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve said hella since high school. It’s amazing how much of the outside world you irrationally hate

ballsofsteelandfury

Nah, just NoCal.

Doktor Zymm

Fair enough, but I still totally don’t get it.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s why it’s irrational.

Doktor Zymm

True! ;D

Shogun Marcus

He has a point. Is like my irrational hatred of Boston (the band, tho the city is getting there). It is indeed moar than a feeling, Amanda.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I hate that band. Probably because “Long Time” was chosen as our class song back in 1977. But other reasons too.

King Hippo

I’ve always suspected it would be quite fun for the neutral. It’s a’ight.

/would have gotten myself murdered cheering on Two of the Good Ones

Doktor Zymm

They were actually quite nice to the few Broncofolk I saw. Probably helps that the horses are losing

King Hippo

It’s hard not to have some pity now.

Doktor Zymm

I wouldn’t say there was pity, there was some QUALITY hate during the fight. Field directed tho

King Hippo

on the opposite end – WR pass up TEN?? I think not. Ride Gurley like a prom date, moe-ron

Redshirt

So I don’t have DEN/OAK but from what I read online, the game is really off the chain.

Doktor Zymm

The first quarter was the best

King Hippo

Also, goddamnit The Flow

Horatio Cornblower

I have the Jags D. I needed that.

King Hippo

I had $50 AZ moneyline (+200) then $100 more ATS when it went to +6

Horatio Cornblower

Those words make sense individually but when I read them in a sentence I got nothing.

King Hippo

Much moneys if Birdcano win, $50 if they lose by less than 6.

Horatio Cornblower

I shall root for the score to remain as is then.

But I won’t quibble with a Jags sack or two.

King Hippo

YAY no shutout

Horatio Cornblower

Just looked. Also on my bench, in addition to Rivers, are Marvin Jones, Perine, and Mixon. There’s like 90 points, 8 kids and one assault and battery conviction just sitting there taunting me.

Shogun Marcus

My biggest miss so far is sitting burkhead and letting fournette play.

Horatio Cornblower

Understandable.

King Hippo

FIELD GOAL?? What a puss.

Shogun Marcus

I’m just stunned i saw an actual real 1-1 honest tackle!

Horatio Cornblower

That was a beautiful tackle, and a really pussy decision to settle for 3 there. I need the FF points but I hope the Saints lose for that.

King Hippo

23-24 or 26-24 will be the final in LA

King Hippo

saved by the BLEERGH??

King Hippo

The college kid for Cowbells whose goddamned foot basically fell off during the first series of play? He didn’t cry.

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure he was in shock.

I know I was.

King Hippo

I yelped like a puppy. Couldn’t believe he came back on the sidelines to cheer his side on. They must have pumped him so full of morphine it’s a miracle his eyes stayed open.

Horatio Cornblower

Spinal block and then they tied him upright on a hand-cart?

Senor Weaselo

So there’s a man outside who might be getting brutally murdered by a hyena. I hope the hyena’s okay.

Dunstan

OH, crap. Just heard the 1-877-KARS-4KIDS commercial. Now my day is ruined

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damn you for telling me about it. Now mine is too.

Dunstan

I know. I’m like the guy in the zombie apocalypse who lies about having been bitten.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup, that shit happens to me too.

Senor Weaselo

You monster!
/At least I haven’t lost the Little Drummer Boy challenge

Shogun Marcus

One small benefit of living here…that don’t exist.

Horatio Cornblower

May as well shoot yourself now; that ear worm ain’t leaving

Horatio Cornblower

Phillip Rivers on the bench, down by 10 and watching Brees shit the bed. The NFL: it’s faaaaaaantastic.
/drinks bleach

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow. I was just making a joke about “could Horatio BE any more white?” Guess I was wrong.

Horatio Cornblower

“Could Horatio SMELL any more like chlorine?”

Spur

Don’t tears feed me

Shogun Marcus

They can, but you should have a balanced diet.

King Hippo

be fucking annoyed if The Flow and Co. fuck up my moneyline groove

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BAHAHAHAHAHA

PAXTON LYNCH IS CRYING!

ballsofsteelandfury

Gif needs to be on Quotables.

King Hippo

words fail me

Gratliff

Literal Donks tears

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shanklor, I pray to thee.
Answer my pleas….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bitch