The day has come and gone now here comes the night. And the fixture in front of us? It doesn’t look very pretty. There’s no dressing up this turdganza in any way whatsoever. [shrugs] TO THE GAME!
GB/Pit: Oh Randy, is there any Case Keenum in you at all? It would appear that there is not. Randy is currently ranked 34th in qb ratings-he’s greatly aided by his 2 TD’s/7 INT’s stat line. But wait! The pile of crap gets higher with the news that rb’s Montgomery and Jones are a bit beat up. On t’udder side of the equation the Steelers probably played their best game of the year last week in laying waste to the Titans 40-17. Rb Bell leads the league in rushing and wr Brown sits at the one spot in receiving yards. The Pittsburgh D only surrenders 16.5 points a game and under Hundley the Pack has manged a mere 13 and change. So yeah, it’s the Pittsburgh Chainsaws versus the Green Bay Week-Old Puppies in a showdown that might be in doubt for the first three minutes or so but that’s about it. But I know you’ll still wander into the fray down below because of the assorted dick joke shenanigans, silly gifs and sexy pics, earthy cynicism and general frivolity. It’s what we do and we’re very proud that we do it so very well. So grab your commenting fedora, your pyjamas, your ice-cold beverage and that snarky sense of humour I enjoy so much and have at it.
It’s all yours.
When asked about being a Cleveland Browns fan, one 13-year old said, “I’d rather be on Gary Glitter’s flash drive than be a fan of this team.”
Are the Argos going to win this?
those Thracians look tough
The Iron Cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50rlHVe6g9Q
Those that aren’t should be watching the grey cup
I’m probably biased but think that it’s always a good game.
Not all of us have access to the Stiller’s locker room
reddit streams. it is tied with a minute to go
🙁 – Rodgers
Hurry Hard?
Is this a curling card-game?
Sounds like me giving The Dame an invitation.
“I’m sorry, Officer but there must be some confusion, this is my emotional support bong.”
Stupid Marc Trestman is gonna win another championship in Canadia.
Man can sweep that broom.
It is tight like prom night
So, it’s been years since I did the Maryhuwanna. But it’s such a thing here, and it seems they’ve come a long way with it, so my previous objections may no longer be valid…..and there’s an app and it’ll take no time at all…I don’t know….do I let THC back into my life?
get the edibles. the THC release is evened out.
Depends on THC v CBD.
Also might not be wise to start back with edibles if she’s never experienced them before.
It’s all about the random drug test. That’s why keep a bushy tail in that respect.
Yes. Add red wine.
I think I’m going to get into CBD oil.
Depends upon why you stopped to being with.
Follow your heart.
Stopped because paranoia, forgetting what I was talking about in the middle of a conversation, and headaches
Seems like they’ve ironed some of that out, but it’s also been a long time, who knows how it’ll be different now
If not a moral objection, then yes, I’d say give it a go. As Litre referred to earlier, THC vs CBD. Also, edibles very well might do you better than inhaled. But I really would be careful there. It can sneak up on you, and then you’re fucked for like six hours. Start low, then go.
FWIW, I’ve already window shopped online in Vegas. By the time you land I’ll have some very low conc gummies which might be something to start with on edibles for ya. Also, you’d be with friends.
Honest…we won’t draw a penis on your face. Probably.
Feel free to draw a penis on my face, with the understanding that I get amnesty for everything I draw on your face 😀
Hahahaha…fair enough.
This reflects what I’ve heard around. And I think the edibles thing aint a bad idea, I’ve always been able to sleep with weed, so if I try it solo, worst thing is that I just sleep it off.
The thing which can trip folks up with edibles is not feeling the effects as soon as they think think they should. Then they take more.
Having zero experience with the ganja in my 39 years on this rock, I bought a bunch of gummies on a recent road trip through Nevada. I’ve tried the indica gummies twice and nothing happened. I tried a hybrid one the other night and got fucked up beyond belief. So I guess it works?
Oh man. Goal line fumble for the Stamps… Toronto grabs it, takes it to the house, then ties the game after going for 2. Holy shit, this game.
As a straight male, all this semi-nude male imagery is gonna have to get a lot more homoerotic before I can accept it.
Yeah, that’s pretty normal looking, like they’re comfortable and would be surprised if anyone read anything sexual into it.
Simply warming up
That pedestal might have a different opinion.
Grey Cup all tied up, 24 a piece.
Spur with the good Hustle…
Argo fumble recovery for a td. Over 100 return
THIS GUY BRETT HUNDLEY I CALL HIM CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER BECAUSE HE’S TAKING OVER FOR AN ANNOYING GAY MAN
I call him James Dyson because he’s obsessed with sucking and blowing.
I’m back. From checking Deadspin, looks like I missed some FUN FOOTBALL PLAYS! FUN! & a fight too? I bet the Ginger Hammer is gonna love that……
/Checks Fantasy Footbal team
/Slams head on desk for not starting Packers RB Jamaal Williams
/Slams head on desk again after realizing I started McKissic over Frank Gore & Jamaal Williams.
7.5 to go, 24-16 Stamps. Calgary has the ball, 1st and 10 from the Toronto 35 right now.
Metric time is so confusing, how many Imperial minutes does 7.5 convert to?
That’s 3 parsects
So, not enough time to make the Kessel Run for more booze?
It’s a bit far, there’s gotta be a liquor store closer.
WIth the current exchange rate it’s about 5 minutes 20 secs. Is that enough time to go 38.28 yards?
I convert everything to parsecs.
TURNOVER!
Tie game. Just under 5 minutes to play
You have Andy Reid’s attention, at least until they reload the buffet at Golden Corral.
Dak Prescott and big D are reeling and have been accused of “giving up” without Misogynist Zeke. Fixed your commercial for you
Lady Claymore here blowing your mind.
Y’all good at this, I ain’t gonna promise just one more
“It’s not gay if you’re underway!”
Gonna take it right into the danger zone.
Fleet Week is NEVER on Bye Week!!!! – Rodgers
Is this from the Top Gun Director’s Cut?
Or
“Chief clearly said ‘prepare for a gun inspection’ and I know the difference between my rifle and my gun.”
If you’re asking, I’m not telling.
A very different “an officer and a gentleman ” than I remember
“Bend over there, shipmate. Time for your white glove inspection.”
Better latent than never.
Iiiiii’m a boat captain!
Never underestimate white glove service.
What happens in the Sea Org, stays in the Sea Org.
While my gloves do fit, I do have a Johnny Cockran.
He’s calling the ball.
Foar reference….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8anf1zBbpU4
THIS GUY AQIB TALIB I CALL HIM CHRISSIE HYNDE BECAUSE HE’S BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG
Evening commentists I hope you are well. I need Devotae Adams to score a TD, not for me but for the better good.
THE GREATER GOOD
go on
I need Brown to be inexplicably stricken with vertigo for like the next coupla hours.
The he can be OK again.
LOL
Starting….NOW!!!!
I think I am ready for Christmas…
This is how I describe my sexual potency to women.
Bushy and all over the place?
You leave sap and broken glass behind?
That and the flying lamps and broken windows.
Look out for the squirrel, he’s hiding down there somewhere!!!!!
Much bigger once it’s inside?
Over in 3 seconds?
ICRM: My potency is like that scene is Christmas Vacation
Girl (Not fake): Your shitter’s full?
ICRM: No, no. Shitter’s normal.
Girl (Still real): Like a dried out turkey?
ICRM: No. Everything is properly lubed.
Girl (Not made up): Oh, like the super fast sled?
ICRM: Ah, nope. Not a quick draw.
Girl (Existing still): Oh, the fireworks then?
ICRM: Oh, no. (Under breath: Shit that would have been good)
Girl (Still not just a literary device): Well then what?
ICRM: The christmas tree when it’s opened!
Girl (Not virtual): Oh. Didn’t that have a raccoon in it?
ICRM: ….
Holy shit this is inspired.
Wish I’d saved this one now.
Shit.
Okay, y’all were too entertaining and now I wanna see what you got for this one 🙂
Somebody swallows!
needs more hair
“Do your sisters know you two borrowed their bikini bottoms?”
No hair. Would bang.
-R. Moore
I thought you were going to TELL ME BEFORE…
“Ugh, sorry. It’s just way saltier than I expected.”
A sandwich. They look extremely hungry.
“No, you’re a bitch!”
*slap!*
Good thing the Yinzers ain’t in the NFC North, huh?
Capt Bluebunny looks like someone told him there’s been an USDA recall on his favorite snacks.
Only Baby Goose can make me feel like a Rodgers…
As Emma Stone says in that scene, “Motherfucker!“
Do people* really expect/get/give cars as Christmas gifts?
*edited to add: I mean REAL people, not the lizard people or thetans running the one world government.
I don’t say this lightly because I worked as a member of a Red Team for the US army doing counter insurgency research for 3 years and I saw some of the worst aspects of humanity…but there are some parts of American society that makes me understand why ISIS hates us so damn much.
I guess rich people do. Don’t see a lot of car gift ads for Toyota Echos or Chevy Novas.
I wouldn’t even spend enough for the giant bow.
The kinds of people that could afford to buy a Lexus as a christmas present wouldn’t consider giving a loved one something that low class.
Considering the rate at which people replace their cars, it’s entirely possible many people upgrade at this time of year ever two to three years.
No, and I would be kinda weirded out if I got one without adequate warning.
NISSAN MICRAS FOR ALL
Can you imagine the tax implications?
taxes?
Do you think Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is related to George Clinton? Or is he not that cool?
Dude has stories yo.
I’ve heard that 90% of items for sale in Walmart are in the landfill in less than a year. Discuss.
The consumerist values of our society are in fact the seeds our own suffering and slow decline into oblivion?
OK. Chris is gibbering about a stunning upset now. Kiss of death.
Fucked Level-Blackwatch Plaid
Crappy car, would not bang. Also, has no watch and i can’t see his shoes.
Ridiculous belt buckle impede crotch access. No bueno.
Buckle is also off-center…ruins everything.
It really ties the guy together.
Also for a stripper, lack of package presence.
Ricky Martin’s buff older brother?
Negative, I ALWAYS sleep on the right side of the bed.
2/10
Sleep?
Sleep? You’re doing it wrong.
I see no indication that she is ready for sleeping at the moment.
you know what true love is? there was one girl for which I instinctively just offered her my side of the bed without even thinking about it. I wanted her to have it.
Has herp. 9/10. Would bang.
She brings the herp. I’ll bring the derp.
This was fucking funny.
Sometimes the blue reload box malfunctions and reposts duplicate replies and the most recent malfunction gave be number 7 woman times 3.
Blackjack!
The problem here is…?
Severe over-stimulation.
I have to refresh the page every time that happens. Doesn’t happen frequently enough for me to throw laptop across the room, though.
OK… This I like.
There’s still plenty of time for GB to shit the bed, lets not crown them yet.
Oh indeed. The shit will be crowning for some time yet.
Probably could mix some fruit or leafy vegetables in with all the finest meats and cheeses in the land to help with that.
Have some confidence kid-you’re at least an 8.
Her butt is an easy 5 per side.
7? I like a girl with low self-esteem.
She seems assy.
Jeebus Christmas.
I’d eat sushi off of that
So, what are the consequences if the Rodgers Husks win this game?
5 more weeks of footbaw
The square root of fuckall.
Splendid. Stillers gon Stiller.
Is Maestro still in the upside-down? Cuz I think I’m there too.
Apparently puppies can kick the shit out of chainsaws. Who knew?
Team Rodgers is HOT
What the fuck happened to the Stillers?
They NARFed when they should have HARFed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlJeBhep2pM
Remember when the Bears beat them?
Well shit, no wonder Green Bay is so bad. Their starting quarteredback has been dead for 40 years
Pass interference challenges are awesome!
Not a great look when a ref takes off his glasses to get back to officiating the game.
So, just a note on the Crabtree/Talib scuffle. I was right by that sideline, and no fucking clue how Crabtree got over there in the first place, no one around me saw either. Basically just noticed when the Broncos bench mobbed him, and then there was a hell of a kerfluffle after. Best NFL fight I’ve seen 😀
Team Rodgers!
Cute, but poorly groomed facial hair, 6/10 would fuck with bag on head
Yeah, the Keanu derpiness is easier to ignore with the bag.
Aaron wants to see John’s Wick?