The day has come and gone now here comes the night. And the fixture in front of us? It doesn’t look very pretty. There’s no dressing up this turdganza in any way whatsoever. [shrugs] TO THE GAME!
GB/Pit: Oh Randy, is there any Case Keenum in you at all? It would appear that there is not. Randy is currently ranked 34th in qb ratings-he’s greatly aided by his 2 TD’s/7 INT’s stat line. But wait! The pile of crap gets higher with the news that rb’s Montgomery and Jones are a bit beat up. On t’udder side of the equation the Steelers probably played their best game of the year last week in laying waste to the Titans 40-17. Rb Bell leads the league in rushing and wr Brown sits at the one spot in receiving yards. The Pittsburgh D only surrenders 16.5 points a game and under Hundley the Pack has manged a mere 13 and change. So yeah, it’s the Pittsburgh Chainsaws versus the Green Bay Week-Old Puppies in a showdown that might be in doubt for the first three minutes or so but that’s about it. But I know you’ll still wander into the fray down below because of the assorted dick joke shenanigans, silly gifs and sexy pics, earthy cynicism and general frivolity. It’s what we do and we’re very proud that we do it so very well. So grab your commenting fedora, your pyjamas, your ice-cold beverage and that snarky sense of humour I enjoy so much and have at it.
It’s all yours.
well looky loo, we gets us some OT?
Let’s not underestimate Hundley here.
Still time for Hundley to throw TD pass… to Pittsburgh.
Oh yeah. This game’s over.
I’m going to go now before I say some shit I’ll regret.
Is it manys of swears directed at Antonio Brown and his not having vertigo?
Yes.
probably still shoulda tried onside kick
Is everyone getting this non-stop iPad commercial or is it just DirecTV streaming?
For a game that was supposed to be over after the first 3 minutes, this one is pretty damn entertaining. Hundley isn’t the one with 2 picks either.
Monterrey!
I am home. I didn’t freeze! Indeed I was actually quite toasty. Helps when you wear six layers. No, I’m not joking about that.
Anyways, I look forward to recapping the full game experience for you and you’ll see it up on Thursday morning, as per usual. Goodnight, folks! Time to try and get my voice back so I’m able to teach choir tomorrow…
Woooo!
I thought Hundley sucked?
He does. They scored too fast this time.
Can we live blog Game of Thrones next year?
Seen this movie too many times over the last 48 years. Steelers drive down and kick game winning FG as time expires. Fuck.
No no…packers will allow a td. I know this movie.
You could change the ending if youdon’t go into that Georgia bar bathroom.
Is collinsworth morphing into Pheel? He used to have a modicum of talent, didn’t he?
He did until he turned every player and every thing into the greatest in the league.
Your reply is the greatest.
He’s always been a moron.
That DOWN IS TOUCHED
RIP Della Reese
too early to go for 2 dumb shit
She has fat ankles – Rodgers
Fuck you Collinsworth you arent Romo so dont try to change your horseshit style
Let me guess: that guy said Dilly Dilly.
He was not up for whatever,
So the Cards made Jacksonville look like the squad from a state full of uneducated bigots whose sole purpose is to house retirees in their golden years of never paying a cent towards public education and they hate brown peop—
Oh.
Oi! BlueBunny! Quit trying to be cute. YOU PACK THAT SHIT, AND YOU TAKE IT TO THE SHIT STORE.
Nice drive Hundley. Interception in 3…2…1…
One more drink?
You can’t have two more without one more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugW7-BEM8HM
Same goes for 3.
@Dok….
tWBS with eyeliner (artist’s conception)
Euck nme tupid?
Brings out your cheekbones…wuss
Here’s a thought….
I guarantee you ASS Herpes would have never happened if I’d been wearing eyeliner.
I’d have gotten my ass kicked instead.
So there!!!!!!
Actually, it would have happened, butt in a different way…
You might be right.
Which also supports the no eyeliner theory.
Ass Herpes never would have happened to the extent it did if you hadn’t been surprised by my totally sensible response to your story. And also if we hadn’t kept having shots.
Granted, I kept ordering those shots, but they were damn good shots.
They really were. We need to go back there.
I’m pro another Red Square foray. But what I was saying, it had nothing to you do with you agreeing, more that you were surprised by my saying ass herpes in the first place 😀
Ah, well yes. But it wasn’t you saying it. It was the volume. That is still some of the funniest shit in evar.
Yes, on shots.
No on you being sensible. I was agreeing with you at the time ya damn drunkard.
nice butt chin
I want the Steelers to win just so I cling to the tiny victory that the Bears beat the Steelers this year but the Packers didn’t.
For the record, I’m actually rooting for a Stillers win. But on the shoulders of Bell, plz?
Not wearing eyeliner, but some guys don’t need it 🙁
Just like Spur, rugged individualism with poor credit.
Another solid use of eyeliner: the aptly named NJPW heel, EVIL
More FF points for Bell
Insurmountable.
What’s in Antonio Brown’s fanny pack? Besides choco tacos.
He’s gonna have my foot up his ass if he keeps this shit up.
Jesus fucking christ, it really is gonna fucking happen.
Fuck you universe.
Fuck you too, GB.
And you too Hundley, you fucking waste. Couldn’t have taken even just a little more time off the clock. And you won’t do it this time either.
I won’t even David Bowie, I’ll just The Cure.
Robert Smith looks a lot different when he does college football on ESPN.
Cowboys don’t cry……….
that dump pass to Le’Veon, how is it always so fucking open?
She seems nice.
It’s okay, I know you’re all just afraid of how amazing you would look with a little eyeliner. For those going to Vegas, I will legit do your eyes for you and you will be sexy as fuck, but it’s cool if you don’t want to.
Don’t forget the fake eyelashes too. And pictures.
Eyeliner is totes easy. I can do liquid too!
That’s the hardest! I bet you totes gel
Revlon colorstay as I recall.
Maybe I could use it to draw something to the left of my left eye so it looks like my lazy eye sees something it disapproves of
Not me I’m afraid.
I am thinking I am likely already too metrosexual. My sports mania and lack of fashion sense are all I have to keep me tethered to “oh yeah, that guy likes* girls.”
*not that it matters what he likes, mind
Dok, you’ve met me. If you honestly think I, for one, would look good with eyeliner, then maybe we need to get you on the facebook healthplan moar quickly and get that therapy going.
smgdh
That being said, I’m happy to hold Yeah Right down and let you do him.
Wait, let me rephrase that….
Anything you can herp, I can derp better…
Hundley, I know you’re trying and all.
But you’re not….well, you’re not good.
hopefully, he has other skills. Perhaps his mentor can hook him up in insurance?
He’d be lucky to get a discount single check at this rate.
I thought Hundley was good?
Nope. He is very Matt Barkleyish
Well Collinsworth is gonna have to adjust his superlatives again.
NO ONE THOUGHT THIS.
GB is just gonna fuck this up.
que lastima
It would be unfair for them to take advantage of Pittsburgh’s turnovers.
That seems to be the operative philosophy.
Si se peude!!
Yup, EYELINER
perhaps he’s just part raccoon?
Or not.
Empanadas foar everyone!
Hooray! Corn and onion for me!
Nawt fumbre.
sigh
Hold that…I might have spoked too soonerly.
You available for national broadcasts?
Only radio.
My face would bring down the grid.
Maybe try the eyeliner?
EUREKA!!!!!!!
Mexican Clay Matthews got another one!!
I laughed at this way more than I should have.
Me too.
Times 3
LMFAO
These modern steroids have some… perplexing side effects.
Well done sir!
If you want to summon Pete Carroll just walk over to a mirror and say “Sandy Hook was a false flag” three times in a row.
Just saying, maybe y’all should buy some eyeliner
I don’t think my hand would even allow such chicanery.
Oh hon, you’ll learn, I’ll do your first one for ya
No thanks.
Sex just isn’t THAT important.
I play Classical, not glam rock.
Okay, if you asked me to play glam rock I probably would. But you know what I mean.
Mister Twisted Sister!!
MORE IT CROWD! I HEART ALL THIS! GODDAMN I WISH IT WAS A REAL CALENDAR
Surely, as a professional nerd, you should have ample access to such physiques
a) Not in calendar form
b) not at all, that’s an outdated stereotype