I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I’m typing this before my outcome is apparent so I’ll just say that it was an incredible bone-headed/genius move on my part and you can pick the word that applies best. A number of you should have Ben/Brown/Bell in the mix either for your squadoo or against it so there’s more than one reason to take in this tilt. Who will win? Why? How? I have no idea, that’s not my job. Still, TO THE GAME!
Bal/Pit: Reports of Ryan Shazier’s health/recovery are guardedly optimistic at best in these early days but given the kind of shape he was in I’m betting that he comes out of this just fine. It’s just gonna take a while is all. The Steelers game last week was all kinds of rough and tough and maybe dirty and I see no let-up whatsoever tonight. The Ravens D can bring intensity and physicality as well and as often as any team in the league so Pittsburgh best be ready. Baltimore’s big problem lies in the fact that top cb Jimmy Carr tore his Achilles so Mr. Brown gets either Carr or rook Humphrey. I’m guessing the former will go for at least 120. (Jinx!) The other wideout of note on the team-Juju-won’t be engaging in the voodoo he do so Bryant might show out as well. Miracle Whip stockholder Joe Flacco doesn’t have any issues playing within the confines of Heinz Field-over his last 7 he’s 4-3 and has completed 64% of his passes. Given Shazier’s absence, I’m sure he’ll be looking to target his te (whoever that might be) a little more than usual.
It’s all yours…
I love advent calendars.
https://boobychristmas.com/
drink white wine and u’ll be a FATTY!!!!
It’s true! I enjoy rose and I’m chubby as shit
I prefer to think of mahself as “festively plump”
/is ok, cat still likes me
Is the cat also festively plump? Cuz nothing’s cuter than a plump cat.
There is nothing wrong with any of those statements! Rose is underrated as hell, hence the price point is great.
It wasn’t blood, vomit, or shit. It was sweat and slightly diverted failure they were cleaning up
“Sweat and Slightly Diverted Failure” is an awesome name for a shitty garage band.
Garage band.
Hah! Apparently this was the shuttle for the Bears before we got on and that’s why it needed to be cleaned within an inch of its life before boarding!
The stench of failure is notoriously hard to remove
Favorite “odd” Beatles song?
mine – Rocky Raccoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwzCXYERls
Fixing A Hole
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Does “Hey Bulldog” count as odd?
I mean, from a “fuck the P*ts” POV, I guess I should be pulling for the Yinzers…but meh
Yea…neh…bleh.
Same. No team fails to stir my passion quite like the Steelers.
Seasons 1-3 of 30 Rock was GOAT
I watched a few episodes and made an effort…just never grabbed me
Did you know Alex Collins does Irish dancing? – J. Graham basketballer.
I shoulda flexed him instead of bench. Was fine though, fournette and Bernard did fine.
Also picked the wrong Liouns receiver.
Well Megatron is retired.
Upon further review, Seatruthers hate is directed at Jaguras fans and how they are lowlife scum.
Like knee-level?
lemme guess, she doesn’t show up until after 10-11 every night, and the owner don’t say shit and the other dancers hate her??
She seems nice.
Back from dinner. I took out a lady friend who is doing medical school training or whatever up in mountains here.
I took her back to her place and there was a neighbor standing outside smoking a cig. I am once again trying to quit. Its been about 4 days since my last cig. All I could fucking do was think about that goddamn cig and how fucking wonderful it would be to have one. I couldn’t focus on shit.
i have never been happier to see dust and stuff on my seat, this is not where they were cleaning!
Like the proverbial prom dress, I’m off for the night.
Later, Taters!
Oh hey! Boarding starts! The wost of the innards have been scraped!
Hmmmm tonight I feel like a little bit of Seaheaux hate, may head over to their feeds to see how things are going.
is Balmer’s defense literal paper mache?
bird shit and twigs
Is nevarmore.
So…while I’m waiting to board the bloodshitvomitcomet, how’s the game going?
Looks like PIT is going to score at the end of the half just like last week.
Bane just blow up the field.
It’s not even 7 yet. I’m drinking all this vodka tonight.
Good way to start the work week!
Is it possible to vomit up organs? If my seat is damp should I look for bits of blood, or bits of vomit, or bits of shit? Shit is the worst one, right?
Shit in vomit is probably even worse.
You’ve got a Racal suit, right? You should be fine.
There we go, that’s the stuff
Terrific tackling…
Still not boarding. Assuming they’re trying to figure out if the organs they’re scraping up are still viable for transplant
Go Ratbirds
Evening lizard people. Have they mentioned that these teams DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER a dozen times yet?
Nah, I guess after last week’s debacle they’ve stressed how big the rivalry is but that the teams really RESPECT each other.
Bell is hurt? This is why we can’t have nice things
Oh, HBO has Logan now. Sounded like it was worth watching. Do I need to watch The Wolverine which shit all over established characters in Fox’s universe?
Not only “NO” but “HELL NO!”
Thank god. I got through the Origins movie and it killed me,
Compared to the liquid shit that was Origins, The Wolverine wasn’t that bad. Logan is far and away the best of them.
For the Ladies and Rodgers
I would say thanks, but snooty imgur says access denied
She seems nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG8zWZpRcS8
They’re sure making a big deal about cleaning this plane…what happened in there last flight??
Some woman on her period just couldn’t hold it, I guess.
All I want for Christmas is LeVeon Bell to stay healthy and do that through the rest of the regular season.
The Steelers can get fucked in the playoffs
Le’Veon Bell would be an excellent dula, I bet
This new Star Wars movie is not what I expected.
Chanel girl goes and drops dime on photographer for sexually inappropriate behavior. Photographer’s career over, unless he’s a Republican.
If he’s a Republican, he wins the governorship in South Carolina.
TAEK THAT LIBTARDS LMAO
James Harrison compared to a Trans Am? Boss Todd must be pissed that his Camaro doesn’t get equal air time.
This is the worst wounded knee in the Dakotas history.
this guy is Italian. BOOOOOOOO
Well, Italians were treated pretty much as bad as Native Americans when they first started emigrating to the US….
As long as he’s not irish…
The team cleaning the plane is wearing safety vests with ‘scrub inc’ on the back
Tho they are not hollaing from the passenger side of their best friend’s ride
Maybe they were founded by a vaguely eastern european robot?
http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=01172003
VLAD!
We are scrubinc, scrubinc very hard but these stains will not come out
I had never heard of Achewood until you posted it here. I have now read them all, own three of the books and a “Dude and Catastrophe” coffee mug.
Some day I’ll be drunk enough to just say fuck it and buy all the Great Outdoor Fight posters, then never actually hang them up anywhere.
Looking forward to spending all day tomorrow watching Twitter for official Carson Wentz diagnoses
Is kneesplosion an official term?
Knee-mageddon?
Knee-pocalypse?
Carson Wentz blowing his knee up would be Peak Iggles.
Give that motherfucker all the cortisone shots, and PCP and crack and whatever else it’s gonna take. This window isn’t gonna be open very long.
Yeah! RG3 that fucker!
Worked for me!
—Andrew Luck
Yep. Me, too.
-P. Manning
/wrinkles forehead instead of nodding
Hi Dr Nick!
Hey, I’m on the first half of the upgrade list, 21 out of 57, score!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEwthwI538k