Is everything going to plan? I hope you and yours (if you’ve got a ‘yours’-I didn’t for the longest time and it was a mixed blessing) have got your shit together and are in the home stretch as far as getting organmazized. I only just now figured out that there’s no nighter tonight due to the double-header on tap tomorrow. I’ll not likely be able to catch the first one-I’ll be chained to a stove cooking my buttocks off or chained to a boring conversation having my ear chewed off. (“Do you know Fred Sassafrass? No? Let me tell you some juicy gossip about him anyway.”) I DON’T CARE! Guh. It’s the same damn thing every time. Are the in-laws happy for someone when they do well for themselves? That would balance things out a bit. But no, that never happens. Forget about this silly tangent of mine. TO THE GAMES!
Jacksonville/San Fran:
Both have won 4 of their last 5 so it’s a bit interesting but not all that much. It’s good to see that there is life in the Niners after the acquisition of The World According to Janine Garoppolo. He’s been hitting at a 69% rate and will likely end up being the team leader in throwing yards having started a measely five whole games! He might end up being what Jerry Richardson calls “one of the good ones” but for now he’s simply hopped over a very low bar.
Seattle/Dallas:
YAY! The “FEED ME” gesture is back and ready to make this cranky old fart toss something towards the TV tube. (not that close-she’s a beauty) With Atlanta crapping all over the field as of 3:48 EST, this game looks like a “separating the wheat from the chaff” type game. That excellent Seahawks run D you’ve heard about over the years gave up almost 250 yards vs. the Rammers last week. Oof.
New York Giants/Arizona:
Many have said that… Blech! Why bother? You’re not watching this travesty unfold.
Game on, Frenchy!
holding, start warming up, Bailey
run the FUCKING BALL!
“Sorry, we’re not able to honour that demand.”
-Run The Jewels
Fuck Dak Prescott to hell. He just destroyed Elliot’s ribs. Mark my words. The Dallas Cowboys will not overcome the sham that is Dak Prescott for at least a decade. And in the process they will waste the potential of one of the best running backs the franchise will EVER see.
I’m totally okay with that
From your fingertips to JJ’s horns…
Witten dad dicked that linebacker
Whatever happened to David Boston?
He got swole and disappeared from public consciousness
Kinda forcing it to Larry Fitz there, no?
especially up 16-zip and me protecting a fantasy lead like this
Looks like Jax Defense has scratched themselves.
Oh well.
6:47! Time to flip the turkey!
/surprisingly, not a euphemism
You do that, too?!?!
Breast down for the first hour, baby!
21-15, also just fine
Giants get the intercept-they’ve got the entire 4th quarter to put a field goal on the board.
it’s important to have goals
one more drink before family time. we’re a Christmas Eve family. I think my mom and dad kept us kids up late on Christmas Eve to let them sleep in on Christmas day.
smrt
Us too!! Merry Christmas to you and yours!
you as well. I love this place. keep up the site.
We’re morning, but I’ve just learned I surprisingly won’t have niece tonight.
Yay foar drunken Xmas eve masturb…..errrrrrr, movie watching.
Trump and Ivanka!!
Hee hee.
Won’t even need headphones.
Dougie fuckin B!!!
Shit! No late NFL action? What a bumm–HELLOOOOOO HAWAII BOWL!!!!!
Pissy, prissy Jerrah is my favorite Jerrah.
BALDWINDOWN! was easy-peasy.
In other news, water is wet. Fire is hot….
Baldwin gets TD’s
Better than a baxsetballing down.
I ain’t dead yet.
the defense is spent. the offense did not control the clock. the coach staff don’t even understand how this team was made
Bortles has reverted back to BORT.
Of course he has. I started him this week.
LET’S GO NINERS
shame about that stadium.
The Boxcar
this is some legit good footballing
Feed Dez the rock
Endorsed
double facemask. awesome
2 face masks on one play?
No one doing any Giants/Cards updates? Here, let me have a go. [sticks fingers down throat]
I stopped paying attention when I saw all the Fitzgerald points I stuck on the bench this week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw
It now or never for Dallas. Offense needs to help the Defense.
Uh, my eyes are up here Gillian.
man, that’s a dick move, Pokes’ assistant
this Garafalo gal can fuckin’ play
Jimmy G is ballin!
“Wilson in Trouble” is going to be the name of my next punk band.
I like Wilsons Greatest Hits but there aren’t many. Really the guy avoids most big hits.
“Russell Wilson doing it alone”
The joke writes itself.
means he has to use both hands. rite?
well, I mean, even though he’s short ain’t nobody call him “Tiny Hands” if u noe wut I mean
just run the ball, that’s all you need to do. Fucking Ginger coach!
DAK GIVES IT BACK!
mad Dallas fans are MAD!
MOAR LIEK Dez drops another
I thought it was behind him.
es posible, did not see replay
His Christmas spirit is strong today.
15, coming right up
Shut up Dez.
Karma
fuck what a throw that was
da fuck? Dez with that grab….
cowboys need to go no huddle with all run plays.
/Giants cross 50 yard line
[O looks around in awe] “What is this magical place?”
Nobody wants to go into the Boxcar ™ no more. The Santa Clara faithful are into this shit now!
where is this Boxcar?
Santa Clara, home of the Fightin’ Tomsulas
(Janine Garafalo’s team)
Jaguras losing they shit
Eli wearing gloves because it’s so cold in Arizonny.
Dallas Defense going to work. Now the love that is all and good. Just run the ball with Zeke and Smith.
It’s the Twelve Points of Xmas! It would be inapprops for them cows to get any more
Thank you Jeebus, not Fitty!!!
How many points is that from Bailey?
in our scoring, 20
Mazel Tov
i hate you Hippo.
remember, I said I would accept a 15-14 win
SAK SAK SAK SAK
Looking forward to Dave Chapelles new stand up shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-wCe5oAv8
Even the Dallas cheerleaders saw OPI.