Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that you’ve hunkered down for the day. Not sure about you guys out there but the wind is howling and growling up here, blowing the darn snow everywhere. A source in New Orleans has told me that the weather inside The Rich Fella’s Car Dome is hunky and dory, if you can believe it. So how will this thingy in front of our eyeballs play out? Let’s go…TO THE GAME!
Carolina/New Orleans:
There’s a 65% chance that this is the last time Jerry Richardson can look down on his team, metaphorically and physically. I guess I have to back up a bit here. The Saints have taken both tilts from the Panthers this year by a combined 31 points. What you’ll be hearing pre-game is that IT’S SO FREAKING HARD to beat a team three times in a season. Fact is, 65% of the time the winning team that has won before will end up being the winning team again and the losing team will be the same. Got that? No? Good.
Best RB in the league:
His name is Ingram Kamara and he’s run at a 4.7 ypc clip all season long. You should try and pick him up early in your fantasy draft next year.
It’s a fine line…:
As the Wallenda’s will no doubt tell you, ‘balance’ is of the utmost importance. Mr. Brees can state matter-of-factly that an adequate running game will cause you to drop to the ground behind the line of scrimmage only 20 times in 2017. That’s a 3% sack rate and the fewest times he’s been down in ten years. His 270 yards passing per game is the first time he’s been below 300 in six years.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Saints ain’t gonna lose this one.
Roar down below, mes petits tigres.
Well, well….
Gritty Run!
GRITSPEED!!!
Sale at Crate & Barrel speed.
What asshole put Cam back in? Was it the parents of these guys?
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Aren’t all ref decisions literally “By Rule”?
Not when it’s Jeff Triplette’s crew
You misspelled “whim”
Cam forgot he needs to throw the ball.
well, to be fair, he thinks he’s in the homecoming parade now
Look, even if you’re the kind of asshole who would put Cam in at 19-24…the fuck you have to gain now?
“We’re still in this!”
-Cam, clearly concussed
I have a fucking cable package and the illegal streams are still better quality than Fox Sports GO
I find the same with ESPN’s app/site.
“To watch you need the latest update of Flash”
BLOWWWW ME
They’re so good! As long as you don’t mind random ass commercials.
Over bet CHUH CHUH!!
Saintsdown. Tyran says this counts as Saints swag, I’m not arguing with her.
let them score.
Carolina have done a brilliant job in stopping New Orleans’ unstoppable backfield.
But…Breesus.
Lo he hath risen
Game.
Ok, Panthers your turn. Stomp on Drew Brees’s throat please.
My, how the turntables.
You know what his thread is missing: Some baseball discussion, baby!
sawk nation plays next week
Trading Places is the best ending that I have no clue what happened.
Same. Still no real clue.
Which part, the falsified report on FCOJ crops, the futures market generally, or the way they made so much money off of one day of trading?
…AND forced the Dukes to the poorhouse.
That’s inextricably linked, though. The Dukes were buying based on incorrect data, and they were buying very high. When the market data showed the opposite of what they thought, they had to pay those high prices at large volumes and didn’t have the cash to cover.
Yeah. That part. I’m just not sure how two people selling would bring the price down before they announced the right crop report.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie, but I thought the price was going up before the report, hence Valentine and Winthrope selling at that high ass price, bringing some equilibrium to the market and then it crashing when the report came out, so people that bought high were desperate to sell and not face total loss, so Valentine and Winthrope got to buy (what they never had) to cover their sale at a fraction.
Ah.
Better than The Usual Suspects? Or is that just no idea what really happened?
Keyser Soze thought Kevin Pollack’s character was a 15 year old boy, and when he found out he wasn’t, he shot him to death.
“You’re not the rentboy I ordered!”
Kaiser Soze was fucking children the whole time.
go gets a touched down
Cam is dead, and Tyran got a little smirk on her face as a result…
Okay, fill me in, no idea why he’s called Horseballs
https://deadspin.com/317720/jamboroo-week-9-the-budding-legend-of-derek-horse-balls-anderson
BDD went through his bio and decided it was boring and he’d make up a new one, resulting in this gem of writing:
The Liz Phair line is the best.
saved me some typing
I’m thrilled that Horseballs has earned his playoff share.
“Quick, get me some screws, some wooden planks, and one of those ikea screw drivers.”
-Panthers Medical staff
You know what I learned today? The team that kills the other team’s best players wins.
that was a fair hit, though, methinks. He wasn’t headhunting.
MR Anderson I exhume
Get ready for yet another team to laugh in the face of the NFL’s concussion policy
yup, he still gots his helmet
Carolina Staff: “Cam, who do you throw the ball to?”
Cam: “the little white dude?”
Carolina Staff: “Put him in”
No protocol? Good job NFL.
Yep. Cam is out. Dude thinks that laptop is his.
How many quarterbacks can be ritualistically sacrificed on the same day?
READY HORSE BALLS ON ALERT-FIVE!
So Cam Newton just got legally murdered.
And another QB bites the dust…
Ouch. A Cam-ccordion
yep, dead
Camcussion
I’m sure they’ll put him through the proper concussion protocol before he returns. Ha!
Bring Me Horse Balls
Notice the hard hit, but playing FAIR unlike the Tyrod gameplan
Cam Smash!
They broke Cam
boom
Has anyone made a Commuter: Taken Commuter Harder joke yet?
I said “Taken on a Train”.
Am I supposed to know who blonde lady singing for Nationwide is? Besides Not-Peyton?
Oh Saints, I know you don’t want to ruin the upcoming Mardi Gras for these elderly gentelment
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The Larry Craig Coalition
Wide stances on three!
Pussies. Should’ve gone for the 67 yard field goal
Two yards back and it would’ve been the nicest field goal in Football history.
fucking Christ, Saints
– Jesus
he doubled up on NO and the over too, obvs!
Alright, let’s see another long Lutz field goal followed by a Cam Scramble (Cramble?) for a TD and game tying 2pt attempt.
New Orleans good at marching in…