Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018.
    • I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons.
    • There’s a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing teams can offer less annual money but more years in a new contract.
      • Or he can stay with the Dolphins & try the open market next year.
  • Possible troubling news: “Orthopedic surgeon: Carson Wentz might be brace-dependent for rest of his career”
    • Doctors are hesitant to say he’ll be ready by opening weekend 2018, but the fact they’re using RGIII as a reference point is the troubling part.
      • “This is an ACL, plus at least two ligaments,” the doctor said. “This is an RG3 equivalent, folks. This is worrisome … That’s a long rehab. And if it were my patient, it would take nine, 10, 11 months.”
    • So it looks like it’s still Folesadelphia for the time being.
  • The Panthers got lazy & simply took the interim tape of Marty Hurney’s door and now he’s the full-time GM.
    • Because any new owner might fire the whole staff, so no one wanted to take the job.
  • Kinda cool thing: The Vikings sent Super Bowl Eagles confetti to people that made donations to the Vikings Foundation after the game.
    • It built on the playoff-donation wave that started back when Buffalo fans donated to Andy Dalton’s charity after the Bengals helped the Bills make the playoffs.
    • It also helped it was only 24 people.

You may have heard about it today, especially if you have an uncle that TYPES IN ALL CAPS, but starting last night, Twitter went after so-called bot accounts.

  • According to Gizmodo – to take it for what it’s worth – “Twitter suspended thousands of accounts overnight”, appearing to mainly target the suspected Russian accounts Robert Muller will eventually ask them about.
    • Upset MAGA types who lost “thousands of followers” have started the hashtag #TwitterLockout
      • Have a gander if you want to look deep into the disturbed mind of the parent who used to tell you nothing good happens on the internet, BUT NOW IT’S HAPPENED TO THEM!

The only reason I bring this up is because Low Commander sent me a semi-related story for tonight’s open thread, about the Chargers social media & how about 45% of their Twitter followers were fake.

  • It seems that the Chargers were exposed as having over 360,000 fake followers, after boasting that they had gained 300,000 followers during the course of the season.
  • Enterprising types have suggested the Spanos clan may have purchased followers, in order to bump their Q-rating and make the move to LA look less like a PR disaster than half-empty stadiums showed it to be.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBC | 8:00PM – Cross-Country, Alpine, Bobsled, Freestyle
      • women’s combined (downhill); the men’s slalom (first run); men’s freestyle halfpipe final; women’s cross-country team sprint; and women’s bobsled.
    • NBCSN | 10:45PM – Hockey
      • Women’s Gold Medal Game – Canada vs. USA
    • CBC | 8:00PM
      • women’s cross-country team sprint; and women’s bobsled.
    • TSN:
      • Curling – Tiebreakers – 7:25PM
    • TSN2
      • Snowboard – Women’s Big Air Final – 7:25PM
    • Sportsnet1:
      • 8:00PM – Men’s alpine
      • 9:30PM – Men’s Freestyle
      • 10:45PM – Women’s Gold Medal Game

  • NHL:
    • Senators at Black Hawks – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
  • NBA:
    • no national broadcasts
  • NCAA:
    • Xavier at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
    • Georgia Tech at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • U*NC at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • DePaul at Villanova – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Florida at Tennessee – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Louisville at Duke – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Southern California at Colorado – 10:30PM | FS1

In case you didn’t notice, it was an all-Canadian posts day today at [DFO]. GO CANADA GO!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

Beer guy,

I just tried Red Racer’s S’mores Stout and it was pretty good! I’d give it a try if you get the chance.

I also tried their Chocolate Orange beer. It wasn’t bad and worth a shot. You still get the faintest of chocolate after taste. I’d prefer more, but, it’s more than most chocolate type beers.

WCS

Red Racer is a terrific brewery. Haven’t had the S’mores, but, I’d be happy to “try” four of them. Just to gauge how good they are, you see?

Wakezilla

At least they played Born in the USA. That’s funny.

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SonOfSpam

Nite gents.

yeah right

Woo!

yeah right

Come on our girls!

SonOfSpam

I would, but the whole 1500 feet thing.

Wakezilla

Sounds like someone needs to do more male kegels

Wakezilla

I. know.

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Wakezilla

Well fuck. Hell of a game. Just wish it wasn’t one of the douchebag sisters that scored.

Senor Weaselo

Born in the USA? Seriously?

Mr. Ayo

Really rubbing it in.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, that’s a bit tone-deaf. WOOO DIE IN VIETNAM HELLO SOUTH KOREA

WCS

Reagan really drove the “missed the point” home in 1984.

Mr. Ayo

GOLD!!!

WCS

YOU ESS EHH YOU ESS EH YOU ESS EHH

SonOfSpam

Holy fuck that was fun

Col. Duke LaCross

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WCS

Give me the whiskey bottle dot gif

Senor Weaselo

Chance to win? GO FOR THE TRIPLE DEKE!

Col. Duke LaCross

She did!

Senor Weaselo

That one was pretty.

Col. Duke LaCross

That was a nice move.

Wakezilla

Ugh, the tension!

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SonOfSpam

I love blood shovelin’

Wakezilla

Me too. The full gif to this makes this chick a total keeper.

Mr. Ayo

That was some period!

Wakezilla

Canada not scoring on that powerplay is going to cost them in the shootout.

Senor Weaselo

How’d that last one not go in?

Senor Weaselo

Why are they going in the same direction as in the 3rd, even if it is the short change?

SonOfSpam

Yeah, I thought women asked for directions.

SonOfSpam

That’s harsh. And yeah, maybe giggle-worthy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Maybe a chuckle, not a full Snicker

Mr. Ayo

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Senor Weaselo

Link’s not working for me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The abortion episode of Bojack may be the single best thing Hollywoo has ever done.

SonOfSpam

I wish Session would do something about Hollywoo

Senor Weaselo
Mr. Ayo

Can’t wait for them to lose in a shootout.

Senor Weaselo

Every time I hear of Kessel I think of Kissel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nb5imClNhQ

SonOfSpam

Jesus, that takes me back…

Wakezilla

Ugh, too much tension in this game

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SonOfSpam

Oh look – starfruit!

SonOfSpam

Dammit, not sure I got enough beer for overtime.

SonOfSpam

(waah)

Senor Weaselo

Make-up for the Decker no-call?

SonOfSpam

Great shot, top right corner. Or whatever the hockey term is for that.

SonOfSpam

USMOTHERFUCKINGA

SonOfSpam
Col. Duke LaCross

USA! USA! USA!

Senor Weaselo

If the ‘Murkans score again, it’s gonna have to be a greasy one methinks.

Senor Weaselo

Or a breakaway about a minute after I say that, sure.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Random tWBS idiocy….

It kind of offends me when I give my cat the finger (which I do almost daily) and she doesn’t seem offended.

Mr. Ayo

A quick rap on the top of her head will get the reaction you’re looking for.
Even better, my cat is now blind, so the water bottle squirt really pisses him off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re terrible.

And I should be laughing at this.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Reading a history of Tibet in the 20th century, and CIA training of Tibetan resistance fighters in Colorado in the 50s and 60s. Lots of historical background is presented. Reading about the Dalai Lama’s interactions with world spiritual and political leaders, it occurred to me that it would be very interesting to see the results if he were to meet with the current occupant of the White House.

Unsurprised

Didn’t he say that it’s too early to opine on the French Revolution? He’d either totally be “This too shall pass” or would get Trump to immediately demand China free Tibet. I guess it depends on how much McDonald’s is coursing through his cerebral artery at the time.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Probably the mellowest dude on the planet. Considering that he was given temporal leadership of the country at age 15, and had to make a lot of pretty tough decisions about his country and the role he was forced to play before he was even 20, ya gotta hand it to the guy. What a mensch.

And Trump would probably nuke Lhasa. “It’s quite a shithole, I gotta tell ya.”

SonOfSpam

“Hey Trump…gungala gunga” (kicks Trump in the nuts)

Senor Weaselo

There is a bike by the side of our house. I have no idea why.

On a related note if any of you are missing an Avengers bike… what the hell were you doing in my neighborhood?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus, NBC. You are the worst.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Instead of broadcasting hockey, they are showing a human interest story about some jackoff from Norway.

Brick Meathook

HE’S AN INSPIRATION

Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

GODDAMIT CANADIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Senor Weaselo

I’m guessing hockey’s on NBCSN?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably, but watching that would require for me to get up off the couch and get the laptop running.

WCS

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DUMMIES, DUMMIES, DUMMIES

Senor Weaselo

If we’re going to arm teachers with guns, what about after-school teachers? Am I going to be given a firearm? Why would you give me a firearm? Who thinks that’s a good idea? I certainly don’t!

Mr. Ayo

99 problems but a gun ain’t one?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The way I see it is that every time a teacher breaks up a fight, now there is a gun involved.

Fronkenshteen

It’s like they asked Archie Bunker to suggest a solution:
https://youtu.be/-lDb0Dn8OXE

Unsurprised

Sell the gun for school supplies.

Brick Meathook

You know how they franchise-tag certain players? I have no idea what that means. I don’t care either so thanks in advance for not explaining it to me.

Mr. Ayo

I’m giving this post the transition tag

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Transition tag sounds like a game that Michael Flynn and Sergei Kislyak would have played in December of 2016.

Mr. Ayo

Also, are you confused about the exclusive or non-exclusive version of the franchise tag?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am contravening professorduderoy’s advice and having a glass of Rioja with dinner.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m drinking Captain Morgan and coke!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I miss having a hot teacher.

Mr. Ayo

I’m still upset with his totally incorrect bashing of Smirnoff. Smirnoff is far better than most vodkas.

Senor Weaselo

I’ve had Dubra and it can’t possibly get worse than that! It’s in a glass bottle and everything!

Brick Meathook

When I first moved to Los Angeles I was amazed by Sav-On brand vodka in the 2-litre plastic jug stacked on a table in the drugstore with “Charcoal Filtered” on the label. This was in shitty old Venice when there were drive-by shootings weekly. That Sav-On is now a Whole Foods and I miss the drive-by shootings.

Col. Duke LaCross

Gin mule here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Senor Weaselo

Well the week has finally come where the MTA fucks me over in a way that I have to take an extra train to get home.
/Remembers he doesn’t take the L… ever
Sucks to be those guys!

nomonkeyfun

I tried to buy a monthly card Monday. It took my money and said that the card couldn’t encode, apparently it got bent when I was swiping it a couple of weeks ago. Now they have my money and my card, because you have to mail ina card in the year 2018.

Senor Weaselo

You’ll get a new one back in hahaha yeah suuuuure.

Senor Weaselo

Also we’ve had the obligatory “We lied, this train’s going local instead of express.” Why must you toy with my emotions, F Train? You’re not a lady who said or did something badass and/or adorable and accidentally make me have a massive crush on you!

Wakezilla

Look at this fucking guy

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nomonkeyfun

He is praying for the soul of Cousin Larry to come back as a higher species.

Unsurprised

This explains why he disappeared but Cousin Larry didn’t in The Leftovers.

WCS

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That cop is gonna get raked over the coals by the RWNJs.

WCS

HE HATES ARE GUNS AND ARE RITES HES NOT A REEL COP OR AMRICKAN #2A #MAGA #BLUELIVESmATER

Wakezilla

They’ll just ignore him like those people ignore the troops