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VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story
As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone…
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Your “Heroes Come, Heroes Go; Legends Last” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Your NFL COVID updates: The Titans have had zero positive COVID-19 tests for a second straight day. This means they could reopen…
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Your “Don’t Spend It All In One Place” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Joey Bosa & some barnstorming team called the Chargers have agreed to a 5-year, $135.0 million contract extension. It has $78 million…
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Your “Sometimes, It’s Just About Doing Your Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Two days until the Draft The League office has helped Dak Prescott in a couple of ways today. They reviewed the restricted…
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Your “Everybody’s Getting New Threads” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy constantly rolling his eyes whenever Dr. President Trump speaks on COVID-19, says the only way professional sports…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos…
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Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have…
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Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I didn’t get my book read last night. Shocking, I know. I probably won’t get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and…