Time to get the sads for the cornucopia coming to a close. Real life beckons soon, unless you have a six-shootin’ pistol and are ready to leave (h/t, Strumbellas):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWpD8axxzA
#9(S) Kansas State (+1, -105) v. #8(S)Creighton (6:50, TNT)
Hey, you want anonymous? This match will give you some anonymous. I think Creigh-Creigh is better coached, and has showed some flashes of upside, so I gives ’em the slightest of edge.
#14(MW) Bucknell (+13.5, +750) v. #3(MW) Michigan State (7:10, CBS)
Ninja, please!
#16(W) Texas Southern (+19, N/A) v. #1(W) Xavier (7:20, TBS)
Mike Davis will find these Jesuits more like his first 13 foes than Wednesday night’s easygoing Central folk. It will be a good tourney for the Queen City (garbage chili varietal).
#13(MW) College of Charleston (+10, +435) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:27, truTV)
FUCK YOU, who said you can drop “College of” from your name? NAWT Hippo. Auburn is one of those nice “out of nowhere” stories that seems to be coming apart at the end. Methinks they will sputter through one game, but Clemson will smack them good. Over-popular upset pick here.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+20, N/A) v. #1(S) Virginia (9:20, TNT)
DO NOT BET the dog here. Wahoowa will be out to make a statement, and we shall see how Retrievers are at fetching they own jocks.
#11(MW) Syracuse (+5, +180) v. #6(MW) TCU (9:40, CBS)
Offer thine blood FOAR the Bloodeyes’ god, because with the Bonnies shitting the bed, it is up to L’Orange to carry on the tradition of at least one play-in piece of flotsam doing some damage. And ain’t nobody (but Scotchy) got time for that.
#9(W) Florida State v. #8(W) Missouri (+2, +115) (9:50, TBS)
The Seminoles are the only favoured 9-seed, and I agree. Much is made of Mizzou’s uber-hyped freshman coming back from injury for the tourney…but he still played in the SEC tournament loss to UGA, didn’t he? Full health and chemistry remain open questions, plus FSU is just better and deeper. Unless they are having one of their off nights – the reason they fell to such a low seed to begin with.
#12(MW) New Mexico State (+4.5, +170) v. #5(MW) Clemson (9:57, truTV)
Speaking of over-hyped upsets – everybody is aboard the “Clemson flops” train but me. I see a legitimate Final Four contender. Not that the Aggies aren’t a dangerous 12 seed – they most definitely are, but rather Clemson is a focused and dogged opponent, who gave UVA a real scare in the ACCT semis.
I’m pretty sure Lyles has unlimited turbo at this point.
I’m starting to believe…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E2A60WslXg&ab_channel=JimiHendrixVEVO
If I were still in Baltimore I’d go to Catonsville and get absolutely fucked up.
UMBC are very good boys. 12/10
UVA gonna have to live with this forever and I’m here for it
So does UMBC win another game in this tournament?
IT DOESN’T MATTER. HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.
I mean, K State? Why the fuck not?
Game Over
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HOLY SHIT
HOLY MERDE
Dagger?
I miss the ’80s.
HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU???
(you see it’s funny because I’m changing the meaning of your sentence in order to imply that I believe you miss YOUR 80s…because you’re older than that….you get it right?)
I’d be very happy to make it to my 80s. Too bad my lifestyle is less than conducive to this ultimate goal.
Florida State has Christ on their side. In case you wondered, He is apparently Black and about 7’3″
– P. Pilate
Was that guy just brushing his tongue with a cheese cracker on the bench?
He needs fluids, not salts!
John Elway is introducing a new training regimen tomorrow.
BAN CHARGES
$2.29 at Target.
Never saw someone rub a Toast-Chee on their tongue. Also, there’s a sentence I never thought I’d type.
Jerome don’t know how close he just got to getting tossed.
I’ve seen that look/gesture from officials before. Whatever Jerome said, it almost got him goin’ bye bye.
How did you find my wedding night video?!?!?
Your wife is hot. Is she available for parties?
Not until she explains the big hole in those fishnets I just got for her!
Wow. We really doing this tonight?
with that call, methinks yes
What’s the live lines?
they not giving one again
ah yes.
UVA fouling with 7 minutes left? Seems about right.
#10 is hurt? Oh wel, that’s ok, I’m sure UMBC has more than adequate depth.
In lesser news, I am happy for FSU and Son of Clem. ACC Middle Class solidarity is pretty strong!
I actually kinda like how well the SEC is doing, especially programs that very much live in the shadows of the football teams (Alabama, Auburn, etc).
Well ‘cept fer them Miami assholes.
Notre Dame can suck it too.
ordinarily I would have felt good for Da U, but Loyola was too likable
That’s why you never pick the middle of three stalls.
Manhood 101.
Unless there are holes.
I want this to happen, bracket be damned. But, I’m not giving my hopes up…
oh my!!
Holy shit. I cannot believe this may actually happen.
it’s cool when you pop your cherry.
UVA game live now. You can get the Hoos to win at +450
Don’t do it.
They’re going down.
Nah, I seen the body language.
Yep. They’re already beaten.
They’ll narrow to about six because UMBC isn’t poised enough to put ’em away tho.
That’s terrible odds. Bet it!
those poor Wahoowa bastards look ready to cry out there
I am going to stare at this. A long, long while.
I’m going to jerk to this. For about 40 seconds.
YOU ARE A FUCKING STALLION MARATHON MAN!!
This might be the final video asset I need to complete my Gillian-bot virtual girlfriend. Sucess!
The way her right eye moves is very off putting for me.
Breakdancers seem neat. I think it’s pretty impressive what they do (and they seem to be fun people).
Maybe I’ll take up breakdancing.
ncaa thinks they are soooo clever by hiding the mute button on their stream when it goes to commercial. You think I can’t see an ad coming a mile away and got to that sucker first? Huh? What? HUh?
Mother fuck, I bet there’s lots of Dads having to drive up some extra clean underwear overnight for those poor bastards…
I still rock my ron paul tee some days when no one else is home, I’m mostly staying in, and I’m likely wearing my vibrams.
LMFAO
Faye?
No.
How much do music video background dancers make? Like, they have to learn those dances and then be there for the filming and having to do it 50 times because the singer is a shit dancer and like, what’s that worth? $600? $250? 1k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXd6O321Ruc
Every time I hear this, I want to snort coke.
this for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI
My coke song.
Yes, I’m old fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2EamaNFzuU
i think number 11 for Maryland is 5’4 inches tall
She’s cute, tho.
Remember, this was an unbettable moneyline (at least on my book).
Can you get live odds now?
NO! Only the other 3 games are live. What a gyp.
I haven’t seen Tony Bennett this distraught since the last rankings showed LaGuardia over Sinatra in terms of NYC’s best performing arts high schools.
Is Maestro here? I feel like he’s the person who’d get that joke.
Maybe Buddy and/or Nomonkeyfun, Maestro’s probably too Canadian and all.
Somewhere, Dave Letaio(sp?) is giggling. At least a little bit.
He’s at DePaul. Still in hell.
Oh shit….that’s right. He went back there. He did that shit twice!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97u_mvntOXc
Up in Here is the greatest radio edit song ever.
Better than Midnight Train?
/It’s called Party Up
You are correct.