Time to get the sads for the cornucopia coming to a close. Real life beckons soon, unless you have a six-shootin’ pistol and are ready to leave (h/t, Strumbellas):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWpD8axxzA
#9(S) Kansas State (+1, -105) v. #8(S)Creighton (6:50, TNT)
Hey, you want anonymous? This match will give you some anonymous. I think Creigh-Creigh is better coached, and has showed some flashes of upside, so I gives ’em the slightest of edge.
#14(MW) Bucknell (+13.5, +750) v. #3(MW) Michigan State (7:10, CBS)
Ninja, please!
#16(W) Texas Southern (+19, N/A) v. #1(W) Xavier (7:20, TBS)
Mike Davis will find these Jesuits more like his first 13 foes than Wednesday night’s easygoing Central folk. It will be a good tourney for the Queen City (garbage chili varietal).
#13(MW) College of Charleston (+10, +435) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:27, truTV)
FUCK YOU, who said you can drop “College of” from your name? NAWT Hippo. Auburn is one of those nice “out of nowhere” stories that seems to be coming apart at the end. Methinks they will sputter through one game, but Clemson will smack them good. Over-popular upset pick here.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+20, N/A) v. #1(S) Virginia (9:20, TNT)
DO NOT BET the dog here. Wahoowa will be out to make a statement, and we shall see how Retrievers are at fetching they own jocks.
#11(MW) Syracuse (+5, +180) v. #6(MW) TCU (9:40, CBS)
Offer thine blood FOAR the Bloodeyes’ god, because with the Bonnies shitting the bed, it is up to L’Orange to carry on the tradition of at least one play-in piece of flotsam doing some damage. And ain’t nobody (but Scotchy) got time for that.
#9(W) Florida State v. #8(W) Missouri (+2, +115) (9:50, TBS)
The Seminoles are the only favoured 9-seed, and I agree. Much is made of Mizzou’s uber-hyped freshman coming back from injury for the tourney…but he still played in the SEC tournament loss to UGA, didn’t he? Full health and chemistry remain open questions, plus FSU is just better and deeper. Unless they are having one of their off nights – the reason they fell to such a low seed to begin with.
#12(MW) New Mexico State (+4.5, +170) v. #5(MW) Clemson (9:57, truTV)
Speaking of over-hyped upsets – everybody is aboard the “Clemson flops” train but me. I see a legitimate Final Four contender. Not that the Aggies aren’t a dangerous 12 seed – they most definitely are, but rather Clemson is a focused and dogged opponent, who gave UVA a real scare in the ACCT semis.
Apparently Fetty Wap has his own bag of chips. I have no idea why, but apparently he (and others) on the company, so you know what? More power to him.
Makes sense. There’s only one i in chips.
Crash Override!
hack the Gibson!
I really blew when I didn’t name my daughter Mustafa. It’s a great name, and she’d be respected among her peers.
u gonna tell Mustafa it ain’t her turn on teh swingset?
Exactly. She could mean-mug e’eryone, starting with that bitch ass kindergarten teacher.
Just a quick suggestion for tWBS:
When uber-stoned and have a sweet tooth the only outlet is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, AKA breakfast crack…
Also, I’m quite verily displeased at the lack of teh Sexay Friday….I demand a refund good sir!
“Hey babe…my meat has a happy face. Wanna see?”
OMFG DUDE!!!! I LOVE THAT SHIT!!!!!
They used to make a strawberry version (might been Malt O’ Meal brand tho) and that was teh shit!!!!!
Let B & R know if you’re gonna post any MOAR icky girl pictures!
Feel free to follow the story up the thread.
No, gay joke is easier.
NSWF?
or am i seeing things
/not complaining, asking
I never noticed anything. I cropped her nipples and the reflection of her nipples pretty damn close, though.
after the blown kiss, and her hand moves down, is that not her left nipple? Or am i seeing the blurred out nipple and used to 80’s scrambled porn and see things that aren’t really there.
Let’s just say the latter. Noble Lie or something. 😉
Time to change into something comfortable and … continue not doing shit.
Slightly longer with exposed nipple: https://gfycat.com/TallAbleLemming
we would be ashamed if you did anything else. IS TOURNEY WEEKEND
She does look like she’d be comfortable to get into.
I like the way yer thinkin’, Mister.
damn it, i filled out a bracket for the men’s hoopsball thingy but somehow filled out the wrong one or didn’t add it to the DFO one. So have a bracket but not that anyone but me can see…..fack
I do not see it.
Gimme a sec and I’ll open the back door so you can stick it in.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
Stand by.
OK, unlocked, you should be able to toss it in there.
thanks off to try now
YAY, thank you, successfully joined.
I did the same thing. Pretty sure I picked Buffalo too. Dammit.
GODDAMNED THIS WEED IT’S MAKING ME STUPID(er).
I guess I’ll microwave the fucking potatoes since some high as shit dumbass forgot to turn on the oven.
Holy hell.
Maybe just more aware……..
Hey, at least I remembered the grill was on before I blew the place up.
The last time I grilled I nearly burned my face off. I created a fireball that my roommate saw from the other side of the house and he thought I was dead when he ran out.
the gas grill explosion is good for trimming those bushy eyebrows
OH SHIT! BRB.
At least you can still post. It’s making me feel better/smarter.
How long were you not cooking those potatoes?
About an hour.
Also, fuck you.
Sorry, I should put one o’ deze in there so you know I’m joking.
😛
That’s not necessary asshole.
I got yer necessary asshole right here, Buddy!!!!!!
FTFY
Oooh, they’re done!
I’m not really pulling FOR Auburn, so much as I’m fucking sick of being wrong all the time.
see, drive the lane and better things happen
Hey, NC State’s women done won!
Damned right they did. The day you and me showed up on campus was the best ever happent to ’em.
Oh wait, that’s not what you meant is it?
I’m done with my book now, too. Nod off potential through the fookin’ roof.
Leonard Hamilton is judging you.
nah, he look at everyone like that
he would be my ideal Supreme Court Justice, now that I opiate-haze think about it
College of would benefit from taking the shots that are THERE instead of forcing a 3 every fucking time.
*checks bracket standings*
Hey Hippo, you sure you don’t want me to take over these preview duties for the sake of accuracy?
Be mah guest!
/tomorrow NAWT drafted 😀
UVA/Kentucky has some potential in the Round of 16. If you like defense played well, and not just the bullshit slugfest varietal. Both sides play really excellent, fluid team D. I enjoy that. Cincy, too – who will await in the Elite Eight.
C’mon, Creigh-Creigh. Make a run so I don’t get teh nods.
NO!!!!!!
I stand to make $750 if this holds up.
No sorry….$650.
Forgive my math. I (am) fucked up.
I wouldn’t worry too much!
I’m not terribly.
But….it’s KState so…ya know.
Did anyone post this last night regarding Davidson-Kentucky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XItRcMuraCI
hey better late than NEVAR
I had forgotten how much better being high is than….you know, not being high.
Oh fuck, I forgot the grill is going.
/one comically ginormous fireball later…
YOU LEAVE MY LOVE LIFE OUTTA THIS!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, where is that Miss-sippi State redhead?
Back in the great state of Washington. Didn’t even come for the holidays (phrasing) this year.
I’ve done my best to convince myself that this is not because of my disappointing “abilities”.
From MS to WA. She certainly has made a series of unfortunate life choices. So close to OR and BC, yet so far away…
What’s her address/number?
30 seconds later….
Summary of today – Marshall is cool, Nevada had a good 9 minutes at the end, and a whole bunch of boring bullshit.
4-seed Auburn tied with 13-seed Charleston
FEAR THE 13
still don’t buy it. Eventually Aubie will piece enough fast break buckets or 3s together. But Son of Clem will murder kill ’em.
HIPPO FUCK YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ure4jaEue5U
has anyone ever noticed a spam call repeat again and again on the landline (shows up on teevee box) then on the 5th or 6th iteration, pick up and invite them to suck one’s giant black cock? If so, did this get said calls to stop, or just change in varietal?
I let Lil’ WCS babble into the phone until whoever it is hangs up.
Landline!? Did I fall asleep in the time machine again?
/I just never answer the phone, for anyone, solves the solicitor problem
//No one calls anyway…
yeah, I don’t answer it either. I can’t even hear it from my recluse spot.
I have the ringer on our land line muted because it’s virtually useless, but it’s literally cheaper to have it than it is to not. I have readable voice mail through Spectrum though and you get some great scams in written form. I’ve gotten this one a few times this past week:
pretty much why I’ve kept mine. Plus can give it out for routine school stuff so they don’t call my cell phone for dumb shit like that. And it comes in handy when somebody’s cell phone is temporarily lost, broken, or missing. That’s about it.
I LOVE fucking with those guys!!!!!!!!
The car warranty fuckers are fun too.
When I am elected dictator for lyfe, it will be law that for every upset in the tournament, someone on the selection committee has to die. If they did their jobs right in the first place and correctly assessed teams, then there would be no upsets, right?
post of teh day!
Welllll….I’m a little bit upset by your attitude.
Does that count?
engineers running the world would be…different
MOAR Points in Cray Cray game plz.
I do not think I successfully bet one hoopsball O/U all season. After like 7, I took a hint.
So many songs about heroine! No wonder she says so thin and attractive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpX8lP19VC8
Purple Reign really taking it to Crayon Town!*
* might be fucking with Lemonjello
Hippo Dreams (and early Xmas List):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFEqoWe6Cs
Allie LaForce is taller than Tom Izzo.
Vegas do not believe in UK. 5.5-pt favourites v. Buffalo? JEEBUS.
OK, I know I should eat the leftover enchiladas or the leftover chili.
But fuck, I really want fire up the grill and do a steak (or two) with potatoes and corn on the cob.
Wait, do I have corn on the cob?
I DO!!!!!!!
(ok i don’t usually get munchies da fuq up wit dis weed yo?)
It’s laced with PCP.
speaking of, you’re bringing that to the next DFO Board meeting, yeah?
Gotta hit up my guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2i3RHg566Y&ab_channel=IracingAl
Bucknell?
like, what the hell?
BEWARE THE 14 SEED
(Has Sparty winning the whole damn thing)
/recalls +750 ML
//ass clenches
Um, stupid K-State long 3 to end the half is stupid.
Padre Weaselo’s out to see the Dixie Dregs and I wasn’t invited. Rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohubM8Hls4
Triggered!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6oZK004AWM
My Food Delivery Options:
Lousy Chinese
Two generic Roadhouse places (burgers, wings, etc.)
A chain pizza joint
I just smoked a shitload of weed.
I’d probably cover my bases and go with “Yes”.
Would also walk to the store for Funyuns right now if the store wasn’t so fucking far away.
I HATE LIVING IN THE FUCKING STICKS.
Ooooooh….can of BBQ Pringles I forgot I had.
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
“I really think you should re-consider this statement. Why don’t you lie down on a couch, feed us some bread and maybe talk it out?”
-A Couple of Ducks
Dammit, I forgot about the ducks. Now I’m giggling again.
BUT GODDAMMIT I WANT FUNYUNS!!!!!!!
But it’s Lent. Get the fish & chips.
So how long before KState implodes and makes me look even stupider than usual?
I don’t like Izzo but I respect him.
Feeding ducks while really, really high is fun.
They had me giggling my ass off.
Since you’re all wondering how my bracket is doing, here’s a fun tidbit. There have been five games that finished in regulation with a final margin of three or less (two of which went to overtime). I picked the wrong team in EVERY SINGLE ONE of those games.
Oooops?
Repeat from last thread bcuz I dint know’d this one was up yet….
OK, Mr. Ayo can’t play Brackets next year.
You’re on thin ice too, WCS.
Let’s wait this one out champ. I guarantee I’ll be mid pack at best by the end.
In the meantime, SUCK IT LOSERS!
I want to either be right or chaos. 11s over 6s aren’t fun enough. 13s are just a start.
Bucknell got this in the bag.
tonight’s very meager ACTION: $44 on Cuse ML, $55 on Clemson at -3.5.
You have more faith in the Tiggers than I do.
I think they might be ripe for a pluck.
West Virginia vs. Marshall. Which piece of household furniture does one burn for this type of event?
The broken down car that’s been in the yard for five years.
I’m gonna guess it’s an old Chevy?
Does a cousin’s wedding dress count as furniture?
Probably made of the same material.
I gotta pass out right now in order to wake up for the Cuse thingy.