I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games…still, at least the ACC’s Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too. Not that I advise putting stock in anything I say.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+10.5, +435) v. #9(S) Kansas State (7:45, truTV)
How dare they bump our erstwhile heroes to the nether regions of truTV! They’re gonna win again tonight, too.
#9(W) Florida State (+5.5, +214) v. #1(W) Xavier (8:40, TNT)
For the Jesuit wet dream (that won’t get you on a registry) to happen in the Sweet Sixteen, X has to get past Scowlin’ Leonard and his deep, athletic horde first.
#13(E) Marshall (+12.5, +613) v. #5(E) West By God Virginia (9:40, TBS)
The last wild-ass, dumb-ass prediction you have to hear out of my stupid index fingers is that #WeAreBlackLungCumstains will indeed knock off their hated “snob” kissin’ cousins to advance to the Sweet Sixteen. Marshall is too hot, and playing too loose and fast for an inconsistent WVU squad to handle right now. BUHLEE DAT!
I wish UMBC didn’t have such a cool mascot cause otherwise I’d insist on referring to them as the ‘Cords.
I hope the UMBC coach played the music from Hooisers at halftime.
Ironically?
My wife has been away for all of three hours on a business trip and I’m already to the point where I’m licking oven mitts.
will she at least text when she lands and remind you that you’re a good boy?
“I do that after every meal.”
-A. Reid
Aubie gets it under 30, X looks to defy today’s juju.
All Aboard the Good Boy Train!
Fixed
They still have one ball to play with.
Pep talk time!
Look, we know UMBC is a 2nd half side. They outscored Wahoowa by 20 in the 2nd half, and only had 21 in the 1st half Friday night. Surely, this one is still in the bag!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
Down by five in the second round…END OF THE WORLD!!!
Hehe…if they get hot in the second half, this should get interesting. Either way, Retrievers are doing awesome.
Yeah, they are getting treats regardless of how this ends.
I keep expecting them to just give up and face reality.
NO!!! Kenfucky might be reality. Not K State. I want to see them take UK to the last minute at least, first.
TruTV’s regular programming looks like bottom-of-the-barrel dog shit
Fun fact: I keep a literal barrel* of dogshit in my yard.
*is actually a bucket
How many people piss you off daily that you keep an arsenal for retaliation?
You could get a production deal at TruTV
So I just turned on the Clemson game. Even the announcing team sounds like they are doing an imitation of bench players who are just in the game to get some experience.
looks like Maryland County Lockup is struggling
That is Jessup High School…
Gotta once again give Hippo credit. He been singin’ Tigger praises and I’ve been skeptical.
As usual, he’s smarter.
Tiggs look inspired.
guess maybe they got a Cincy warning at the half
The tigers I’m watching are down by 40 though.
Woops
guess I just watch Clemson disembowel Aubie
If you get tired of basketball….
http://www.adultswim.com/streams/marathon
Chas Barkley singing “Friends in Low Places”? Channel change!
Except based on his history of being arrested for solicitation he’s at least genuine in his sentiment.
yeah, K State is body checking
Son of Clem up 32
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
So it seems like hack and slash really works…especially when the officials don’t call shit…
Must suck to be K State – they aren’t used to being the nation’s villain.
The kid running the UMBC twitter feed is on fire again tonight…
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Haha, preemptively cut-off the audio.
Cameras on the crying kids in the stands is the best.
Over/Under on the upcoming F-Bombs?
Damn you suck Cincy. They couldn’t even get a shot off. Your punishment is having to return to Ohio.
makes you wonder, did they have no timeouts left, when that guy got trapped?
UMBC/Loyola regional final, anyone?
I can get dressed up for that…
OH, HE FANCY.
can confirm, that does feel nice.
yes please
Damn…there goes the shutout…
I am disappointed…
what a time for a first lead! Cincy better go for 3, they are drawing ded in OT.
I don’t wish to raise the ire of teh Hippo, but I need this Nevada result to hold up.
tis ok, pools likely ded anyhoo, no GAMBLOR on it.
I had quit watching it. But that little comeback was good for $750 for me. ($200 at +375)
Smaller amts on UMBC +375 and Marshall +550 too, but that’s the one I really wanted.
Got to put in the work!
And Nevada completes another comeback.
JEEBUS, this will wreck all my slim pool hoops, but tis good tournamenting fer sure.
I like UMBC’s Shetland Point Guard…
Cane Broome literally translates to brother’s sweeper.
My Son of Clem faith looks solid. Then again, so did Cincy…an hour ago…
No…FOCUS DAMN IT!!!
9/10 would pet repeatedly.
Cincy about to shit their pants. too much skyline chili.
NO SMIRE
It does? That shouldn’t be…
Roy is ded. Can Coach Rat Face be next please.
Instead of death, wouldn’t it be more fitting if Ol’Roy was stricken with an injury/illness that left him physically immobile, but fully aware of his condition, so he could piss and shit himself for a few years?
And then he could die.
If he was in a persistent vegetative state he couldn’t coach basketball at UNC anymore. He could still probably get work there as a professor, though.
BARTENDER: [opens keg of Bud Light] Ugh! There’s something wrong with this keg. Get a new one!
[six seconds later]
BARTENDER: Oh. I guess it’s supposed to taste like that.
HA-HA, fuck off Roy, you sanctimonious hypocrite.
No one on the U*NC team knows what these “words” mean…
That’s right, Joel. Senior year – you win square root of fuckall.
But knowing Carolina, they will hang a banner for beating Dook 2 out of 3.
Were people making jokes about Laurie Fine during the Syracuse game? I missed it.
Nantz is SO SAD, guys. I hope Ol’ Roy fucking dies in the post-game presser. And shits his fucking pants.
I wouldn’t wish death on my worst enemy*. Roy is not my worst enemy, though, so I’ll happily wish it on him.
*because I don’t want their jail sentence cut short prematurely.
At work till 10. (guh) How’s the complete destruction of U*NC going over around here?
4+ hours. Will NAWT contact my physician
Ol’Roy is going to be so mad, those fuckers will be actually going to class tomorrow.
[fucking dying]
– Roy Williams, in Hippo’s fantasy
Holes going out in Round of 32 more than makes up for State going out first round.
ok, now in the barn. Time to watch U*NC cry.
Holy shit, Cuse in the Sweet Sixteen and the Holes probably (nothing definite and I believe in jinx factor with those sumbitches) going home? BEHOLD, the power of Benadryl napping!