Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year.
Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of you know why. Those who don’t, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind. But trust me….my left ass cheek is almost completely purple and blue right now. In fact, it kinda looks like an over dyed Easter Egg which got smashed in the car door. Feels like it, too.
And I’m not planning on sitting in this desk chair any longer than I have to.
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Passover
Sundown tonight marks the beginning of Passover. I had considered trying to do some sort of an equal time sort of thing this year for Passover rather than Easter. But at the risk of offending the Hebrews and Shebrews out there….
Passover is NOT sexy at all!!!! Not even a little bit. Jeebus.
Let’s review….
- Slavery
- 10 plagues
- Killing kids en masse
- Painting your door with lambs’ blood to try to prevent your kids getting all killt
That Moses dude was not a lot of fun either, btw. But I can’t blame him. It’s difficult to fix one’s mood when this happens…
But there is unleavened bread, at least. That is some good stuff. No, I’m not joking. I love that stuff.
And sure….admittedly, the Christian Easter does commemorate the torture and wrongful killing of a guy. So that’s kinda dark too, yes.
BUT AT LEAST THEY’VE GOT BUNNIES!!!!!!
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Sexy Bunnies
Yeah, it means exactly what you think it means. This isn’t complicated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvsvnwYJps
Enjoy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
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Bonus!!! Sometimes There Are Duckies Too!!!
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But Either Way…
Bunnies or Duckies?
Easter or Passover?
Welp, let’s just say “Happy Easter” and/or “Chag Pesach Sameach” , as is applicable to you and yours.
Or if you’re a godless heathen like myself?
Hey, at least the long weekend provides extra “recovery” time.
Love ya’s.
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Pizza!
Redheads are going to be the end of me.
I love you, too
Cat Cobain
I gotta buy a new fridge. Mine doesn’t have that feature.
It’s not going to turn into a brown eye.
I WAS IN THE POOL!
What is it about English titties?
Oh, thank fucking God.
South African Ass
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/2cyvoglo8/
Ass! The Musical
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy tits!
You didn’t see nuthin’
Not sure…….. what super power is……
Being naked. You should see the photos that get posted of her on Phun.
Welp, there goes that joke potential.
Sorry. I’m drunk.
Her super power is being a natural redhead.
Go team!
More:
This is a terrible blasphemous mashup.
*Would still eat is a second.
This inspired me to order pizza even though it’s stupid and a waste of money.
We are in to the Scotch cabinet people this is awesome. Dad in law fell asleep 2 hours ago just sitting there but refuses to go to sleep so its whisky time.
Ardbeg black
Talisker
Balvenie 15 ye Caribbean cask to start. You know so we cover the bases.
I’m in the middle of scraping my pipes, fwiw.
(no that’s not a euphemism you sick bastards)
Got some hash at the dispensary (No Salmons with Arms, no salmon’s arms) but great Moroccan hash. I always love scraping resin though. Makes you earn it and feel it.
Have to go wash up. Hands smell a bit resin-y.
But my ass sure feels better.
Ummmm, you should get that checked out.
9/10…would let her feed on my bodily fluids.
She’s not German.
Baby Vamp
If you would have stepped just to the right the joke would have hit you in the face.+-
Costco Food Court, you saucy minx.
I really hate you right now.
We have to play the card with which we are dealt……
Hey all. I ran into neighbors and had to socialize IRL.
Next time, run into them with the car. It’ll save the need to socialize after.
This was inside the building. Besides, I forgot to start the car and since I don’t use it otherwise the battery died.
Anyone willing to contribute to the Unsurprised Death Race 2018 Fund?
🙁
I just bought 124 flash bulbs that were probably made in the early 1960s.
60 G.E. #11 bulbs like these:
and 64 G.E. #22 bulbs like these:
(my bulbs haven’t arrived yet so these are from the interwebs)
Why flashbulbs? Because these #11s and #22s are vastly more powerful than electronic flash units and even studio strobes, without requiring the strobes’ power units which need car batteries to run in the field. Plus I have several synced flash holders/reflectors to put ’em in!
Here’s a flash bulb shot. They give off a lot of light:
That’s sweet!!!!
But where’s the shot five seconds later as the blinded driver of the car careens into the river?
The blinded locomotive engineer drove the train straight into a tree.
Now that takes talent.
Holy shit. That’s awesome.
I could swear we threw away bulbs like that my grandfather owned. And now in addition to all the other photos we lost and let get ruined … Fuck. Oh well.
Ha ha that used to be my job!
You are DFOs most interesting man
Him and yeah right.
Whoa
I MUST HAVE IT
I KNOW WHERE THEY MAKE THAT!
Favorite Jackson 5 song….GO!!!!
(Yes, I’m in an odd mood)
((might also be a little high))
This be mine….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pLV9xZczM
I can’t help but see it looks like there is about to be a nipple pluck.
A-OKAY.
Yeah; I saw the same thing.
This guy gets it!
She is great tits but I can’t help think I’d hate to try to converse with her.
Who gave bitches knives?
HEY!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As
You always know you’ve got a great chance with a girl when she runs into a dark alley to get away from you.
Especially if it’s a dead end
I see what you did there.
Hehehehe
Somebody else did it and I pilfered it….. but still.
She totally looks like she wouldn’t stab you death in your sleep.
OK, maybe not.
She just needs cheering up.