It’s an old episode of SCTV, taped off TV. The old local commercials are ridiculous, and the CBC bumpers are laughable. The Rough Trade appearance is very 1981; I can’t figure out why all the guys in the band are bald, but I’m guessing the English majors they date don’t care about looks.
Tonight is the last full night of the NHL regular season; the Panthers & Bruins have a make-up game tomorrow. For we Canucks fans, it’s time to start looking forward to hate-watching the Leafs until they are out of the playoffs. Then it’s rooting for Canada’s real team for the 2018 playoffs – the Winnipeg Jets!
It’s Whiteout season, baby!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Blackhawks at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Sens at Bruins – 7:00PM | City
- Canucks at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- Vegas at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Thunder at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Frozen Four – Final: Minnesota (Duluth) vs. Notre Dame – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLS:
- Real Salt Lake vs. Whitecaps FC – 9:30PM | TSN
- UFC:
- UFC 223 Prefight: Khabib vs. Holloway – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
- WWE:
- Hall of Fame Induction – 10:00PM | USA
- Rugby Sevens:
- From Hong Kong – 12:00AM | ESPN2
I haven’t been paying attention – IS TIGER WINNING THE MASTERS?!
LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA! LMA!
“Strong defensive play off the bench by Carmelo Anthony.”
All right, shut it down, the world’s over.
Rudy Gay Power!
I’ll take “Things You Can Hear In A Steel Mill” for $800, Alex.
BTW 2-1 Ice Donks in the 2nd (Ice #BFIB just scored).
The ghost of Claude Lemiuex vs. the ghost of Chris Pronger… Say what you will about ND vs. Alabama, or any game featuring the Pats, this is a true Meteor Game candidate.
After all that bullshit, it’s Flyers-Pens anyway. Fucking useless *lists off half the fucking league*
Oh shit…I was supposed to fight on UFC 233 as a fill in and I just got drunk instead…
You too?! Up top!
Not to be outdone by himself, Conor McGregor hit the fill-ins with an entire couch.
I fucking hate George Lucas because an entire generation of people think that Ewan McGregor is a shitty actor.
Has anyone appeared in Star Wars and looked good?
Screen wipe transitions?
Further proof to my belief that Battlefield Earth is superior to Star Wars in every way…their wipes are better.
Ah; the death of another McGregor joke.
There still has not been a Westbrook-Harden fight, where do I go to get my money I didn’t pay back?
i blame Melo.
-Knicks fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFObU6-qN_k
A strong contender, but he’s at best third in the “Incongruously high pitched voices” competition behind Geddy Lee and the guy from Silversun Pickups.
shit. shit shit shit. Turnovers killed the warriors.
Apple, cherry, you name it.
Spurs up 4 but lillard is scary.
If they write a book (well, tell a story that eventually becomes abook) about his adventures, it could be called “The Illiard.”
Ah MTV Classic, you are awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
And they follow that up with N-Sync. Jeebus MTV Classic. Just when I thought we could be friends.
That’s not Celebrity Deathmatch!
The original Cousinfuckers?
Yikes
The funny thing…everyone kept expecting him to die and the fucker just wouldn’t…
Made it to 39.
Hahahahaha. “Made it to 39”. Yes, that cracked me the fuck up.
What is crazy is his parents, Philip and Mariana were uncle and niece, making Charles their son and first-cousin and great-nephew respectively, yet his full blooded sister had none of the crippling genetic problems.
Women!!!! AMIRITE FELLAS????????
Little known fact, your mom went by Maria Anna in those days.
I think you mean my aunt…wait…never mind…
Rudy Gay is keeping the Spurs alive here.
(Don’t think about Michael Sam. Don’t think about Michael Sam.)
April 7th (almost 8th) and it’s snowing in NC.
Better get it out of its system now because I’ve got a beach trip in two weeks and this will not work for me.
damian lillard has no chill. Can we send the Blazers to the East? They would be in the ECF every year.
http://cdn2-www.mandatory.com/assets/uploads/2013/02/Hackers-Matthew-Lillard-Cereal-Killer.jpg
Matthew Lillard is on that new show Good Girls that we’ve been watching. It’s not that great of a show, even though I pretty much like everyone on it – Christina Hendricks, Mae Whitman, David Hornsby…
Damian on the other hand…….
Her?
Also, hack the planet.
If he blazed one up he’d chill.
Is he free to under the NBA conduct policy?
That’s why they named the team the Blazers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHiwb4IGW70
I ate too much chili.
My tummy hurts.
Why is there a Picasso in front of that Polybius cabinet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
Got 3 plates deep in the jambalaya and I feel teh same. Considering going for 4.
Not me. I don’t want to ever* see any more chili.
* Gimme and hour
Drink some milk.
/waits … waits…
/feels bad
No, DO NOT DRINK MILK. It will only make it worse.
Everyone in this bar band is wearing a bolo tie.
……….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLb6Tf0PwJg
folks.
warriors vs pelicans is close.
Warrior Pelicans; new on Netflicks.
Pelican warrior is armor from Roman timez.
There is roughly 0% chance Mania is as good as TakeOver tonight.
Whiteout season is also when the GOP holds its convention
There was still a World War 3 in Star Trek before Earth achieved fully-automated luxury space communism.
That being said, Dune is a fairly transparent allegory for the Middle East. Frank Herbert benefited from how no one knew anything about it or wanted to in the 1960s.
I believe the fully automated luxury space communism will be gay too
Oh, right. I forgot where that goes.
Good point; they miss jokes on ST too.
Chris Paul, Harden and Coach D’Antoni, that’s a playoff disaster in the making. Utah is going to kick the shit out of them.
When OKC misses the playoffs does Paul George wait in OKC for a flight to LA or drive as fast has he can to Dallas for a flight to LA?
Does he already have a rental car?
Uber driver. he’ll pay extra.
He’s going to need a good set of headphones and a long playlist. DRIVE!
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WARNING; Extreme cartoon alien weirdness.
Next week, on HRTN: Prison Planet
/Takes off pants
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/parenting/wp/2018/01/11/ikea-wants-pregnant-women-to-pee-on-an-advertisement-in-a-magazine-for-a-discount/?utm_term=.66f7f424353b
Westbrook would fuckup Harden in a fight. The refs cant bail him out in a fight.
[Hippo checks Vegas line on fight]
Devils lose. Flyers get Capitals unless Blue Jackets suddenly come back.
#CapsYear #LastMinuteTyingGoals
I think Philly can get enough OTL’s in 7 games to take the series
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Support fire is hot work.
2/10. no visible hearing or vision protection.
there’s going to be a fight in the OKC/Houston game.
Murray, Green and Leonard will be a nasty backcourt.
Murray?
dejounte murray, took over as starting PG for Parker.
found a funny folks:
“Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks.” *hits tree with axe* ” Take me for example. I just hate trees.”
Too bad Paterno and the rest of the Penn State Admin weren’t stoned to death.
They didn’t say Jehovah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0
Melo is such a bum. I hope he’s stuck in Oklahoma for the rest of his life.
Oh man, don’t say things like that. Nobody should be stuck in Oklahoma, even for a week.
That’s nonsense. There are plenty of people who deserve that.
Ball hog? Yes. Coach killer? Yes. Bum? No.
Also; crazy girlfriend haver? YES.
Oklahoma is the giblets of America
Folks, I joke a lot on here but one thing is no laughing matter: overheated, sweaty testicles.
For years, men have dealt with stinky scrotums sticking to their legs. BUT NO LONGER!
Now we have underwear with a pouch for your goods. Just tuck your cock and balls into the pouch and marvel at the revelation self-contained genitalia. And that bulge it creates? *chuckles* Well the ladies love that, if you get my drift. 😉
So get some pouched underwear today! and experience true hap-penis. LOL
Doesn’t that just contain the ball-sweat to a more concentrated area?
Well since the pouch is breathable and holds the boys away from your body, not so much
I hope you bought one of the items recommended in Balls’ Slutty Saturday series.
I did not read that so maybe I did?
VENTILATE YOUR BALLS PEOPLE AND YOU’LL UNDERSTAND
Gold Bond works for me in the Vegas heat.
Such dry balls
You live in a humid place which takes a mundane temperature and makes it uncomfortable. I Colorado where the air is much drier most of the time we just take out balls out and them them dry in the fresh air. The evaporation is quick and cooling and can be comfortably accomplished before police arrive.
I am envious
yum yum made some Frito Pie.
Watching Paterno till the game starts. I forgot about the student reporting.
My faith in God ceases to exist when I remember that Happy Valley hasn’t been annihilated by meteors.
Remember when Tennessee tried to hire Greg Schiano?
Can’t spell Rocky Top without MRSA.
lol
say wat u want, he really new how 2 separate teh men from teh boys
That’s the power of MRSA
Go Spurs Go.
Seriously they really need this game. Also, FUCK the Thunder.
right there with you spur.
also considering injuries, gotta think rockets gonna win the title this year.
I am also starting to hate Los Dodgeros de Los Angeles
You know who else hates them?
Me.
here here!
Folks
All these Lesser Footy channels, and nobody carrying the Boca Juniors match?
Because REASONS, ok??
There are more D-1A bowl games than D-1A teams.
There’s some Argentinian. steakhouse on Queens Blvd that is a Boca Juniors fan club, I’m guessing they’ve got it. No, I’m not driving to Elmhurst to watch Argentinian soccer.
Lesser Footy is the preferred vernacular, PLEASE, dude.
My bad, I apologize.
Speaking of, if I drove to that place and did say Lesser Footy, any wagers on what would happen to me, up to and including my wholesale slaughter?
yeah, they do NOT appreciate the breezy humour in it (I mean, even the Brits – Argentines likely go all knifey)
What is the 2018 White House Spring Intern Photo? Yes, I’ll take Up the (Jeremy) Irons for $800.
Hey! There’s one black guy off in the far left front row.
Evening, lizard people. How is Ice #BFIB-Ice Donks NOT on NBC or NBCSN? *checks* Oh, it’s on NHL Network? Well, WE DON’T GET THE NHL NETWORK! Does anyone?
Who wants to watch a de facto playoff game when you can watch two teams stumble into lottery position?
/Not bitter
My team could have helped cause a Game 83 NHL Wild Card Game, and failed miserably at it.
Is that even possible? They don’t settle it with a coin flip like men (of the nfl)?
Apparently if the Flyera had dropped their last game and the Panthera won their last two they’d have identical records (and I’m guessing they split the season series too) because they said they’d play a tiebreaker game at a location determined by lots. But now it’s all a moot point since the Ice Giants got shut out 5-0!
Gary Bettman is an international disgrace.
Greetings from Chicago where it’s *squints at thermometer* still too goddamned cold.
Being originally from coldville aka winnipeg we will enjoy all attention thank you.
A Canadian I went to grad school with called Winnepeg “an old woman.” I never understood what he meant as I’ve never been.
Hot in the summer and frigid in the winter.
WWE Hall of Fame, eh?
https://gfycat.com/FineBouncyAsianwaterbuffalo
https://gfycat.com/TerrificShrillAnchovy
https://gfycat.com/DeadMeanAmethystgemclam
https://gfycat.com/SardonicSlipperyAnkole
https://gfycat.com/SoupyFlashyDiscus
That’s a nice collection
Also in wrestling viewing, the two likely contenders for best show of the weekend, NXT Takeover: New Orleans at 8 pm on WWE Network, and RoH’s SuperCard of Honor at 8:30 pm on Honor Club. TakeOver routinely overshadows WWE’s “main roster” shows, and Kenny Omega-Cody Rhodes is probably the best built feud of the weekend.
I feel that this gentleman and I would get along.
Is that what Marc Trestman’s Windowless Van has been up to?