Your “Cast Off Your Oppressor’s Shackles!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News:

  • More draft-day stories are leaking out:
    • The Seahawks were willing to part with Earl Thomas.
      • Dallas just wouldn’t pony up the picks.
    • The Patriots were looking into Baker Mayfield at #2 if the Browns didn’t take him.
      • It seems, based on reading between the lines at PFT, that the Patriots were looking to both find Brady’s potential replacement and fuck over the Jets, who really had their heart set on Mayfield.
  • The Jets will have joint practices with the [Redacteds] this summer.
    • In advance of their preseason game against each other on August 16.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Capitals at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
    • Predators at Jets – 8:00PM | CNBC / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Cavaliers at Raptors – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Pelicans at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Blue Jays at Twins – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown Live! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • There’s a whole bunch of this these days:

C’MON MCMAHON!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Avengers was okay. My ass was numb at the end, but I walked home so it’s fine now. (I know you all are desperately concerned about my ass.)

I didn’t expect a reference to Snatch in an Avengers movie, though.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck it. I can’t decide what to post.

https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/hot

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

“Freedom is just privilege extended unless enjoyed by one and all.”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Fronkenshteen

Golden State seem like a pack of shitheads. Hope NO steals one here.
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Senor Weaselo

For that sentiment Draymond Green will kick you in the nuts!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

//Ron Howard enters stage right

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

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Senor Weaselo

That’s… almost the movie Teeth.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

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JerBear50
JerBear50

Has anyone else been getting a ton of YouTube ads for this weird “stand your ground/concealed carry” defense thing?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Yeah I got those too and it seemed so random.

JerBear50
JerBear50

I wasn’t sure if they were random or if they’re targeted ads.

SonOfSpam

One other beisbol comment: Watching Andrelton Simmons play shortstop every night is really a fucking treat. If he’s not the best ever, he’s a close second behind Ozzie Smith. But Simmons just might be better.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow. Now THAT is a hawt taek.

I’m not disagreeing, fwiw.

SonOfSpam

Just trying to think of a better SS than those two, and I’m coming up empty. Vizquel was great, but not quite. Old school: Concepcion was awesome, but I doubt he had the same athleticism. Probably missing a few guys, but Ozzie and Andrelton are just witches.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Foar positioning (but not mobility admittedly) Ripken is tough to outdo.

Brocky

dk

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

ht

Fronkenshteen

Is this the Oakland Coliseum? I saw a bunch of Dead shows there. They were always General Admission, so no one was ever in a hurry to get inside. Before the show, the whole floor to the rear of the soundboard was virtually empty, so they’d set up a volleyball net and have different states square off against each other. The sound guy had a microphone & he’d just say “Georgia and Wisconsin!!” and people from those states would come scrambling down from the seats to get in the game, and we’d have fun watching. Hippies playing sports is some funny shit.

SonOfSpam

Grateful Dead or random deceased people in the parking lot?

JerBear50
JerBear50

Pretty sure bet post Raiders game.

Fronkenshteen

No, but when I was stationed in Monterey, the Gulf War broke out, and as a thank-you to the military, San Francisco Giant games were on the house (they stunk) and occasional As games were free, since they were whooping ass at the time. So, I caught about 1/2 dozen Giants games and one As game that spring/summer. Giant games at Candlestick when they weren’t good was a dark, dark place. Glad I went, though.

SonOfSpam

Awesome. Wish I had gotten to experience the ‘Stick.

(Black people: “You’re not missing anything”)

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I saw a night game in Oakland Coliseum in July and I was wearing a parka, gloves, and a wool cap.

SonOfSpam

Trout now has a strikeout and three intentional walks. Upton better start hitting or the Angels are a little league team.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Baltimore is in town.

What’s the worst that could happen?

SonOfSpam

Poo-Holes is up, stuck at 2996 hits. If he can scratch one out here, maybe I go Thursday night to see #3000? (Friday they hit the road)

SonOfSpam

……and a weak groundout. Shit.

Brocky

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Fronkenshteen

This is a good game. No way I stay awake till the end, though. Reeeeally stoned and listening to The Firesign Theater’s first album. I can’t figure out what the fuck is going on.

SonOfSpam

Also, HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, LATE-NIGHT BOYS?

WCS

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Just trying to take everything in.

SonOfSpam

– Asa Akira

Brocky

You taking my advice from the other night?

SonOfSpam

Orioles catcher just ran into the 3b’s elbow while chasing a foul popup. Face first.

Needs to go through the protocol.

“He’s fine.”

– Russell Wilson

“Agree, the lemon is heavy.”

– Trent Green

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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SonOfSpam

Oh, look – she’s presenting herself!

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My kingdom for a hula hoop.
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JerBear50
JerBear50

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Brocky

@seamus it was specifically “liquid ass” gifs, so my first thought was sasha grey, and most of her ass gifs can’t be on this site, then some stuff happened, some other stuff happened, then I played some solitare, now try this:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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JerBear50
JerBear50

One of the nice things about living in the south is that corn on the cob is already in season.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have a dozen ears in the crisper as we speak.
I need to boil some water and feast.

JerBear50
JerBear50

I’ve already had several ears on the grill the last few weeks. I think there will be some corn & shrimp chowder coming up here shortly. Maybe this coming week while I’m on vacation.
Have you ever done the microwave thing where you let it steam in the husk? I’ve never tried it but a lot of people swear by it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.

Fronkenshteen

Howdy!
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Moose ok?

JerBear50
JerBear50

Has the answer to that ever been “yes”?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’ve been really enjoying the NHL hockey games I’ve been watching, however . . .

Why are they never on the same channel? Why did they have two games and scheduled them simultaneously? How can I watch them if I never can find them? Also, Daniel Craig is kind of a boring James Bond, and the photography in the old movies is better. Hey I watched Goldfinger the other night and I couldn’t believe how much Trump resembles Goldfinger. It’s scary how much. Goldfinger is President of the U.S. right now. Dr. No never could have won middle America because of the whole half-Asian thing and Jaws was just a henchman like Oddjob and except for Blofeld I don’t really know any other Bond villains. Hell I think I’m gonna watch Goldfinger again. Casino Royale is on right now and not the sorta funny one with Woody Allen and Orson Welles and I believe it had four directors and Peter Sellers went nuts during the filming and drives off in a Formula-1 racer and he never came back and it’s in the movie and his character just leaves, no, this is the boring Casino Royale with Mister Excitement Daniel Craig who only has one single expression on his face at all times. Sorry nope can’t take it serious nooooooo. Time for another bong hit thank you very much.

nomonkeyfun

Honor Blackman.
Best Bond girl ever.
https://goo.gl/images/Yyz69F

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Ken Giles punched himself in the face. I don’t have anything funny, that’s noteworthy enough.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Earlier today, a young lady from my past tried to re-enter my life.

I told her (among other things) she was a cunt and she burned her bridges with me long ago and she could now fuck off. True to her sociopathic tendencies, she tried to blame me and thereby absolve herself of blame. And then tried to use our shared relationship with a 3rd party (whom I do still care about) to try to guilt me.

People suck.
(and no…it’s not who you think)

nomonkeyfun

I bet you did knot-zee this person being the problem.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope, not her either.

But I can understand why that thought would come to mind.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Dude, that’s offensive. You can’t keep calling Sill a her. Get with the times man.

WCS

Winnipeg goes crazy:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So is Brocky gonna post more ass gifs or what????????

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Seriously. What a tease.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I gotta shave my balls. Then I’ll post some ass.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I can’t wait to see your ass and freshly shorn balls

theeWeeBabySeamus

Winnipeg goes crazy….

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theeWeeBabySeamus

FWIW, I’ve never seen a better behaved white out in mah lyfe.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s why they put the goalie back in

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh…6-4 vs 7-4…make no nevermind.

nomonkeyfun

This isn’t ice footy after all.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

TOR needs to channel WPG for just 10 seconds

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Nope, they channeled the Raptors instead.

litre_cola

Winnipeg goes crazy. If they burn the downtown it may improve some structures.

King Hippo

I bet $50 on Bocephus at the 7:00 mark. You’re welcome, eh?

litre_cola

Nashville have lost their heads. Taken 3 penalties in a row.

nomonkeyfun

If downtown gets burned. It will apologize for not being more flame resistant.

Senor Weaselo

Janay Rice is the architect of Winnipeg?

King Hippo

here comes MOARRRRRRR EVIL!!

Brocky

WCS: liquid ass

I got a whole bunch of these gifs:

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King Hippo

WCS – if it makes you feel better, the #BFIB are gonna lose at home to James Fucking Shields. Plus, tis a RED losing to THE WHITES on Glorious May Day.

/spits on ground

blaxabbath

Sup all? I got nothing to contribute tonight, I think.

So, with that I’ll just leave you all with a…sweetheart, this is watergate, goodbye!

litre_cola

Playoff Fight!