Your Maybe Jim Irsay’s A Brony” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • The Bills are going to retire Thurman Thomas’ #34 jersey.
    • He joins Jim Kelly & Bruce Smith in that elite bracket.
    • To fully recall the Thurman Thomas experience, they’ll make sure to leave his helmet in the locker room.
  • David Tepper’s final bid price for the Panthers was $2.275 billion.
    • Not that all-cash up-front wasn’t a huge selling point, but one of the reasons the lower-priced Tepper bid was accepted is that one of the other bidders wanted to move the team to South Carolina.
      • Jerry Richardson was not having that as his legacy.
        • Just strained race & gender relations for him!
  • The full quote just says it all: “New Colts offensive coordinator Nick Sirianni is giving players written tests on the team’s offense during minicamp.”
    • As a reminder, Andrew Luck scored a 37 on the Wonderlic.
Question 1: How fucking ridiculous is this?
  • John Fox – new ESPN analyst.
    • See if you can spot the part of the announcement that made ESPN’s spokesman choke:
      • “John has led two different franchises to the Super Bowl and he has a great football acumen, just the kind of experience and perspective we were looking to add to our NFL studio coverage.”

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Jets at Golden Knights – 9:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Nationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
  • MLS:
    • Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:30PM | TSN

As of today, there are 21 days left in my school year, and then it’s beer selling season.

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Unsurprised

Oh, man. It’s a shame I’m reading this when you all are asleep and will never see this.

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WCS

/feeling a bit low
//decides to watch a movie to cheer up
///plays Platoon

Unsurprised

You loaned out the copy of A Serbian Film?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

What’s the joke?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Game of Thrones

Unsurprised

Spoiler

The girl’s character was set on fire as a sacrifice to a god in Game of Thrones by the witch played by the woman holding the Quick Start.

Don T

Gotta snatch ‘em all.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

“Yes we did.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

AKA: The WCS Story 15 Minutes After Wakeup

Mr. Ayo

I expected that after wrecking Uranus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

/Insert “two whole marijuanas” joke here

Mr. Ayo

Ook!

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

33 saves and I still can’t understand a fucking word Fleury is saying.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There are preachers who don’t make that in their lifetime.

ballsofsteelandfury

Talk about crazy coincidences. I just bought a kringle.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

/tapes over laptop camera

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Trader Joe’s?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Kris?

WCS

STOP SAYING KRINGLE

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I haven’t seen this many wasted shots since my shower tiles when I was 13

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“PHFFFFFT.”

-Stormy Daniels

BrettFavresColonoscopy

LA traffic at 8 pm is only marginally better.

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Mr. Ayo

She seems nice

Brick Meathook

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