Your Maybe Jim Irsay’s A Brony” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • The Bills are going to retire Thurman Thomas’ #34 jersey.
    • He joins Jim Kelly & Bruce Smith in that elite bracket.
    • To fully recall the Thurman Thomas experience, they’ll make sure to leave his helmet in the locker room.
  • David Tepper’s final bid price for the Panthers was $2.275 billion.
    • Not that all-cash up-front wasn’t a huge selling point, but one of the reasons the lower-priced Tepper bid was accepted is that one of the other bidders wanted to move the team to South Carolina.
      • Jerry Richardson was not having that as his legacy.
        • Just strained race & gender relations for him!
  • The full quote just says it all: “New Colts offensive coordinator Nick Sirianni is giving players written tests on the team’s offense during minicamp.”
    • As a reminder, Andrew Luck scored a 37 on the Wonderlic.
Question 1: How fucking ridiculous is this?
  • John Fox – new ESPN analyst.
    • See if you can spot the part of the announcement that made ESPN’s spokesman choke:
      • “John has led two different franchises to the Super Bowl and he has a great football acumen, just the kind of experience and perspective we were looking to add to our NFL studio coverage.”

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Jets at Golden Knights – 9:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Nationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
  • MLS:
    • Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:30PM | TSN

As of today, there are 21 days left in my school year, and then it’s beer selling season.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

Oh, man. It’s a shame I’m reading this when you all are asleep and will never see this.

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WCS

/feeling a bit low
//decides to watch a movie to cheer up
///plays Platoon

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

You loaned out the copy of A Serbian Film?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

What’s the joke?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Game of Thrones

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Spoiler

The girl’s character was set on fire as a sacrifice to a god in Game of Thrones by the witch played by the woman holding the Quick Start.

Don T

Gotta snatch ‘em all.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

“Yes we did.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

AKA: The WCS Story 15 Minutes After Wakeup

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I expected that after wrecking Uranus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

/Insert “two whole marijuanas” joke here

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Ook!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

33 saves and I still can’t understand a fucking word Fleury is saying.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There are preachers who don’t make that in their lifetime.

ballsofsteelandfury

Talk about crazy coincidences. I just bought a kringle.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

/tapes over laptop camera

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Trader Joe’s?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Kris?

WCS

STOP SAYING KRINGLE

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I haven’t seen this many wasted shots since my shower tiles when I was 13

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“PHFFFFFT.”

-Stormy Daniels

BrettFavresColonoscopy

LA traffic at 8 pm is only marginally better.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

She seems nice

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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