Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry.
I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry.
This is the view out of my window right now as I’m writing this…
So, as you can easily see… I want to be out there . NOT in here .
So this post is getting written quickly and sloppily. Kinda like having sex with me, probably.
And since I’ve decided to take inspiration from looking out of my window, it’s Beaches and Bikinis again.
Sorry, not sorry.
Enjoy…
That’s a nice tushie right there. In fact, that’s a good tushie to end on.
😛
Have a nice weekend, everyone. I sure as shit plan to.
Love ya’s.
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I hate to be all editorial and shit, but it should be “to finish on”. I mean come on.
I found what I was looking for.
Why the shit am I watching tropic thunder on TV with commercials when it’s on Netflix?
HOT Pressing non-Newtonian fluid ACTION.
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Welp, this has been a week. Close the books on it.
Stop posting pictures of me, goddammit
from “The Big Space Fuck” by Kurt Vonnegut
The cool bricks feel good on the place where your balls once were.
Good evening all.
So… who’s watching the Royal Wed— I’m sorry, I can’t say that with a straight face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51859FAWzZc
I’m watching some dude welding something.
What did Ezra ever do to those guys?
Ugh, I’m in that state where I’m not drunk but I’m full. Boooooo