Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry.
I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry.
This is the view out of my window right now as I’m writing this…
So, as you can easily see… I want to be out there . NOT in here .
So this post is getting written quickly and sloppily. Kinda like having sex with me, probably.
And since I’ve decided to take inspiration from looking out of my window, it’s Beaches and Bikinis again.
Sorry, not sorry.
Enjoy…
That’s a nice tushie right there. In fact, that’s a good tushie to end on.
😛
Have a nice weekend, everyone. I sure as shit plan to.
Love ya’s.
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So I just filled my zippo 20 mins ago. It’s been closed. Now it won’t light. What’s the deal?
Because you filled it with water, dumbass.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
damn that was funny
Jesus Christ, at what point does it stop being side boob and just boob?
At the nipple according to the bylaws.
Also this poor peasant woman cannot afford a proper grape stomping shirt. Needs to stomp more, obvs.
Speaking of trips to Southern California . . .
Here’s a video made by a guy from Texas (I think) who loves the Andy Griffith Show and wants to show you where it was filmed. It was filmed on the site of a very historic backlot called RKO’s Forty Acres in Culver City, which was sold off in the early ’70s and developed into an industrial park. It’s no longer there. Now I’m a student of all things movie related to SoCal and know all this history so this video should be great, right?
I challenge you to make it through all twelve minutes of this video. You can’t. Just sample some random spots in the middle. This is a work of art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiBod_9h5uM
I was told there would be no math.
NO SHOES ON THE FURNITURE!
Needs a spankin’!
Here are the Pratt & Whitney Jets:
If the Jets lose this game, are they Done or Finished?
Hard to say, but their next game is definitely a must win.
STORNG TAEK
THESE VEGAS KNIGHTS I CALL THEM VEGAS BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BEAT THEM NO MATTER HOW MUCH BLOW AND HOOKERS YOU PAY FOR
#KnightsYear
They can’t be stopped
lucky mofos
#wouldpen
Deadpool 2 was AWESOME.
I need to figure out when to see it with Hermana Weaselo. And tWBS’s favorite cellist. And possibly her bf if he wants to.
My to do list is longer than Milton Berle’s cock
Jets are skating hard as fuck this period. Jesus the next goal is a big one for this series. PP for Vegas here?
Homer Bailey is the worst Ace I’ve seen. And that includes the one that showed up on the river, costing me $900 in a poker hand.
On the Cubs telecast they were talking about how the Reds had the choice of paying either Bailey or Cueto and while I’m not sure that’s true, I did lol.
Yup
So did Trump make a wall tweet after seeing the guy’s name and assumed it was Spanish?
nah you see he started his golf game early this weekend. he’ll say something monday
Don’t worry, he’ll have forgotten/another shooting will have happened by then.
Hello internetists. Go Jets go
Not many comments, did I come too early?
Evening all
Better to come too early than not at all
I hereby propose Amendmant XXVII to the Constitution:
Texas elected law talking guy wants to reduce the number of doors in schools to make them safer. Doors are the problem. Maybe we can build the wall so Texas is on the other side.
I generally don’t have a problem with guns (as I think prohibition generally doesn’t work). But boy howdy, does discussion over minor, common sense regulation ever bring out the stupids in people.
Yeah. Just baffling (well, not really I guess, they are performing for their audiences) how after a shooting Repubs go out of their way to NOT blame guns. A shooting can’t happen without guns. None of this ever would’ve happened if it wasn’t for August Kotter and his goddamn “rifling”!
Of note – part of the plan of the Columbine shooters (I know, I know – Columbine was like the Commodore 64 of school shootings) was tovset off IEDs at various exits with the explicit intent of getting as many people as possible to funnel through the doors they were targeting.
These dipshits might fucking understand a thing or two about choke points if any of them had ever fucking served in the military.
That also makes me think, uh, fire codes? You can’t get everyone out of a fiery building quick enough with one exit. Maybe we should ban fire….
Their pipe bombs didn’t work, but seeing them sure as Hell did.
The Pulse Nightclub shooter padlocked the only emergency exit and had free rein to murder 50 people walking in the front door bottleneck.
Uhh….
Secret FBI source for Russia investigation met with three Trump advisers during campaign – The Washington Post
https://apple.news/AYSvnOeCOQgyi9_UvFqFnTQ
Can’t wait for this to be called entrapment.
Crooked Hillary’s fault
but teh Dems are teh REAL problem smgdh
1 party is pussies and the other is pure evil. Happy to be a pussy.
quite frankly, we’d all be better off if the cats ran everything
Trump makes Sean Miller’s program look like the fucking…what’s actually transparent anymore? NAMBLA?
NAMBLA – Hey, You Know Where We Stand!
/or kneel imo godbless
Penalty Box in Vegas should be called “the back room aka Vinny’s office.”
KNIGHTS!
Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
I’m a 2nd Amendment supporter but with all the shootings, I’m starting to feel like Jules at the end of Pulp Fiction.
Get yourself a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
Or a lightsaber.
I don’t want to spoil BattleBots, but… there was a vivisection.
Remember when there was a shooting at (in the direction of, not located in) Congress, and still nothing changed? If that didn’t matter, some more dead kids isn’t gonna either.
Lazy bastard.
who has two thumbs (still, somehow), a remarkably strong compulsive tendency, and got moneys in on the SAWX at +360?
anyone else finding this series kinda boring in terms of the actual on-ice play?
Good goaltending
Not sure how Vegas does it, but they are shutting down winnipeg’s best, most exciting players. So yeah.
Winnipeg needs a cheapie
Most of those types of girls went south for the winter though…
I need a quickie
I haven’t seen an Engelland play like this since the Battle of Waterloo.
Vegas wins their division, makes it to the conference finals, up two games to one; but, are they any good? They don’t even have one top draft pick who’s been marketed down my throat, not even one golden boy named Sidney Crosby smh