I have seriously had my fill of all politics for this week – international, domestic and office. I am going to grab the first Scottish thing I see in my liquor cabinet and am not stopping until it’s done or it’s been pulled from my cold, unconscious grip. I suggest the same, fellow commentists.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Stampeders vs. Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
- MLB:
- 7:00PM | FOX
- Based on geographical location:
- Dodgers at Mets
- Royals at Astros
- Mariners at Red Sox
- Based on geographical location:
- Jays at Angels – 9:00PM | Sportsnet
- 7:00PM | FOX
- College World Series:
- Oregon State vs. Mississippi State – 8:00PM | ESPN
- winner gets Arkansas in the best of three finals
- Oregon State vs. Mississippi State – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Turning left:
- NASCAR Camping World Truck Series: Eaton 200 – 8:30PM | FS1
- AFL:
- Collingwood vs. Carlton – 1:00AM | TSN2
HURRY UP MORNING, I NEED MORE WORLD CUP!
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NSFDFO; brief nipple, doughnuts, katana (刀).
In the days before TB12.
One too many and made a bad choice Dog.
Bad driver. Good boy. 10/10. Would hire.
Hello Uber?
Yes, this is Dog. I need a job.
No, he was chasing Toonses.
The name is Bark. James Bark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0
Busy Dog.
12/10. Would promote.
Bad Dog.
1 point deduction. 11/10. Would pet.
Dog: OK, Mom? Dad? we gotta return this li’l fucker to the store. He’s defective, he don’t get “ball”.
Good Dog.
12//10 Would pet.
Hey Amazon!!! My shipment is late. Where the hell is it?????
“On delivery truck”
That’s where all my music scores are!
The hardest thing about being a metal head is that you lose a lot of heroes.
Really fucking fast.
RIP Vinny Paul.
I don’t believe,
but if so I hope you find Dimebag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDACorIaxNw
Not to spoil the new season of Luke Cage for anyone but Todd Bowles has a cameo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUgsmsvSYow
I’ve never seen this side of Russell Wilson
Oh holy shit. I knew he looked like someone, but I couldn’t place it.
THANK YOU MR. AYO, THAT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
Yes, it’s a short drive, but still.
Are you making fun of his height?
Nope. A statement about my “relative adjacent location” to insanity.
Better or worse than the “Mangenius” Sopranos bit?
“Fucking shampoo.”
Is this move The Flin’ Beaver?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkID1_eosJo
Best game of tag ever.
Jesús Fuck!
I bet he would.
Jesus!
Ah yes, the revered wide U
run, run away, hot lady!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mq88yMe2Ts
Hope you don’t mind if I do a little Sexy Saturday along with the morbidity,
HOLY CHRIST!!
There was another pic of her on S.F. yesterday. She’s all that.
aw shit, I had such a hankerin’ FOAR pork blood to ,, smh
Andy Reid followed that truck for three days, figuring sooner or later it would head back to paradise to pick up another load.
also Swedish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU
For whatever reason this gif cheered me up a bit.
this one cheered me up!
I KNOW; both were just life affirming.
Like a shotgun needs an outcome…
/be nice, she Swedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E
compare and contrast (this is cutting to the soul):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3P2o5gryfs
Now with Titmissiles!
They’re actually called “Dagmars” after this popular NBC hostess of the 50s:
Getting caught up on the last episode of West World and goddamn
no shit, eh? I feel like a slightly better father, at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r1rcxaTLvI
Black on teh INSIDE!
/raises fist
/looks around nervously, hopes everyone can see it
//unclenches, remembers is Moose post
Goat Guardian of the Convenience Store!!
Some kind soul posted a few tunes from the Feelies show last night. There is a bassist named Brenda Sauter to the right of the guy in the glasses. Not sure why the guy couldn’t swing the camera over one time. So basically you’re looking at Glenn Mercer and Bill Million, who are a great post punk guitar duo. This one is off their latest album. You can here the Velvet Underground dripping off them.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Jg2BoMlyQ
And here’s one off their classic first album, Crazy Rhythms.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TehMJLXp9XM
reminds me of the contact high of the last live show I attended (Ween, for the 2nd time, like 10-11 years ago) – as when I was in grad school, they closed with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuVA4NOm0I
Love me some fucking Ween!
Phrasing.
Well, happiness does climb to the surface every now and then.
and Ween loves you back, man!
It is a life goal to get Gene Ween to post regularly on DFO.
For those of us whose Dirt Footy sides have played already and don’t believe in the CFL…how are you enjoying waiting for the cool comfort of the grave?
Dirt Cowboys win early today in the midst of a seven game win streak? Didn’t see that happening at all this season … so … I am enjoying Bourble with an amused grin chaser.
I should have took notice and worshipped GAMBLOR with thee.
In your cfl update Argos very bad. Stamps very good.
Tis true.
Also, fuck image storage sites that take ownership of images they didn’t create. You know who you are … assholes.
She’s got her own built in flotation devices.
“In the event of a water landing ________.”
JESÚS!
I know, right? Her back is gonna be in knots by Q4…
Those babies need a pressure gauge.
They can’t do that legally, regardless of what they tell you.
“You could tell that was me in those videos?”
I looked good in that clown suit.
Agreed, you did look good. But my ass looked a little saggy in that knock-off Speedo.
I saw enough of Germany celebrating the win against Sweden, thank you.
TRUE STORY: I went to the Santa Monica Apple Store a while back and there was a guy there at the Genius Bar with a MacBook with a Brady Bunch website on the screen. I looked closer and it was this guy.
No need in scoring here Stamps.
“Take me home
To the place
I belooong~
image
WEST VIRGINIA!”
Innis & Gunn Scottish Ale has been my gateway into the evening.
Three more of these, and I can type tomorrow’s Open Thread with no shame.
Good foookin’ choooois, mate.
Lonnie Chisenhall sounds like the name of a long lost redneck 4th cousin of some English Duke of Trenton-on-Swatch.
Indeed.
tWBS’ Top 5 Pet Peeves While Driving. Let’s count ’em down…
5) Rednecks flying a rebel flag in the bed of their truck. (admittedly, this is a semi-local pet peeve which is why it’s not higher on the list)
4) People who don’t use their turn signals.
3) People who are in such a hurry they feel the need to pull out in front of me and make me jam on my brakes, but then they’re not in enough of a hurry to at least drive the damned speed limit.
2) Tailgaters.
Aaaand, tWBS’ number 1 pet peeve while driving?
1) That stupid little bumper sticker telling me about your kid being an honor student at East Dumbfuck Elementary School.
If I had a kid, he’d be a D student, probably in detention more often than in class, and he could kick your honor student’s ass.
Sheeeesh, I hate that little asshole kid of mine, even though he doesn’t really exist.
When I went to the store earlier, saw a confederate’d up pickup truck with an entire family all sporting their own unique confederate flag attire. With any luck, they O’doyle’d themselves on the way home.
Where do the running distance stickers (5k, 10k, 13.1, 26.2 etc) fall on this scale? There’s a reason the car was invented.
The turn signal thing is spot on.
My favorite is sitting at a red light and the car in front of you puts on his signal when the light turns green instead of when they approach the intersection.
Are we supposed to read your mind you inconsiderate motherfucker?
Being stuck in Virginia, where its almost cheaper to have vanity license plates than normal ones…I fucking cannot stand vanity plates. There are so many here that at this point, anything remotely witty or even comprehensible are long taken.
Nothing screams “douchebag” like a vanity plate.
/slowly pushes vanity plates under couch, hoping no one notices
No, they wouldn’t let me get DFORULZ for some reason at the DMV.
Somehow LTLBLVR was already taken. What, I really love Lawrence Taylor, the Linebacker.
I was driving south on the 405 one day and this hideous yellow/ brown mini Cooper just suddenly slowed way down for no reason. As I accelerate and pass, the driver was this ditzy 20-ish blonde and she and her passenger were singing at the top of their lungs and bouncing their heads from side to side.
She had a vanity plate that said “Tay Tot.”
I have no idea how I had enough restraint not to force them off of the freeway into a bridge abutment.
No jury of your peers would ever convict you.
I’m still too lazy to buy my own alma mater window stickers. All I have is an elephant my grandfather gave me last week or so to ward the evil eye. I naturally named him Stampy.
Camping in the left lane.
If Trump were any kind of a President, he would be snatching those bastards from their families and packing them into concentration camps.
The CFL stream I’m on fucks up regularly during game play but is fucking flawless during commercials. Hmm?
I have always had similar experiences with anything on ESPN3
I’m on a BT Sport stream found on reddit. Brit commercials are kinda entertaining.
Hey Mr. Hippo and other fans of the good read.
Check this out.
Donnybrook necessary to read first?
is necessary to read period, full stop
Fair enough. Will do.
will not regret, Official Hippo Guarantee!
/like teh Odd Week Jaguras
//Christ I miss Greater Footy
Donnybrook is bad ass.
fuck yes!!!! ordered
Oh Argos. Just so much fail.
Boltman’s great uncle.
I would also like to grab the first Scottish thing I see.
Presuming it’s Shirley Manson.
Of course, she’d probably just kick my ass.
WORTH IT!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je-CPZRwbh8
Yup…she still gotz it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSa_hbutFt0
Lauren Mayberry FTW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RqEnvczV8
You have a valid point, Sir.
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Oh yeah?
Who do I blame for not being able to watch CFL tonight here in the USofA?
Right? I got teased last weekend with the ESPN2 games.
Yup.
I CALL THAT THE TEAMSTER BRA BECAUSE IT’S WORKING OVERTIME AND LOVING IT!