— [maternity ward door flies open] —
ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations!
BLAXABBATH: Thanks!
ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet?
BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one.
ANDY REID: [hands him a box of chocolate cigars]
BLAXABBATH: Oh, that’s so gracious of you! I…hey, why is this box empty!
ANDY REID: I begged you to meet me in the lobby. I begged you!
Okay folks, get to work!
Wiiaddababby etsaboy
Bluabbath
Blax Whole Son
oh WINNER
/actually this is assuming he’s not visibly deformed. Perhaps the blanket is hiding sommet? 😀
Instead of Brexit, maybe Blaxit, since he split from the womb?
Was he planned? He could be the Blaxident.
Oh this made me laugh out loud
Does unilaterally deciding to cease taking her pill count as planned?
Damn Trump is right NATO is really overstepping their charter guys
and you didn’t use ur MAN’S RIGHTS 2 unilaterally push her down a flight of stairs? Remind your son of this every time he gives you any back talk.
I have to go with SangriahombreJose on this one. Blaxico Burress, or just Blaxico.
In honor of the events occuring when he was born, Blaxevich
Or maybe Blaxundsson
Blaxecond
Blaxlunnath (cause Monday, you see)
Ozzy?
Fiatring Aussieauxborne
Flauta Spider-Man… cause he’s superior to Chalupa Batman
NIB
Symptom of the Uterus
How sure are we that Sill isn’t the father?
I’ll show myself out.
The baby didn’t tear it’s way out chewing and clawing while spouting bile and filth and screaming how superior it was?
Of course I would be concerned if it naturally takes to the bottle.
Hmm, let’s check the discography… masterofreality?
Master of Poopets?
I would have said Master of Pooplets, but from my experience no baby bowel movements are ever small.
Combine his future profession with a name:
D.J. Baby Blax aka: D.J. BBlax
and why yes, I would like a window view on the glass bottomed express elevator to hell
Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is actually an allegory for temptation, ppl forget that.
/Except backwards I guess?
It’s a Modern Day Dantes Inferno
He’s going to be a professional dyslexic lawyer?
whitesnake
blaxnoofence
Blaxinho
Congrats Blaxabbath!
How about
Blaxabbath 2: Electric Boogaloo
My own suggestion is “Blaxito”.
Blaxico Burris was right there!