I’ve had a fairly crappy week this week. But don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you about it.
But trust me, things here at home sucked this week. So what’s my solution?
I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!
Yes, as soon as I’m done writing this post I’ll be heading to the airport.
By the time you read this post, I’ll either still be parked at the airport bar running up far too large of a tab; or I’ll be on a plane. Hopefully drunk as hell.
Now in truth, this trip was planned long before this past crappy week happened. But I’m quite pleased by the serendipitous timing of it. And I can’t wait to leave this all behind, even if only temporarily for now.
For the next week and a half I’ll have no responsibilities, California beaches, legal weed, and an attractive young lady by my side who has amazingly not yet figured out what an asshole I am.
For these things I am thankful.
Unrelated: Does anyone know of a SoCal weed store which stays open like really, really late? Asking foar a friend.
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DFO This Week
It was an interesting week around here this past week. With BeerBongBobby off galavanting, this week’s open threads got covered by committee. Senor Weaselo kicked off the week by covering the MLB Home Run Derby on Monday, then followed it up on Tuesday by covering the All-Star Game itself. Which also kinda turned out to be a home run derby, I suppose. Yeah Right covered things on Wednesday, which as he so aptly pointed out was probably the most difficult night of the year for sports fans. Then last night, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers gave us some much needed encouragement. Sort of.
BallsofSteelandFury kept everyone updated on footy down under, of course. Wakezilla and company (Translation: All those soccer nerds) had one last World Cup Circle Jerk. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly gave us his usual weekly double dose of musical stylings. And The Maestro kept on rolling with his CFL Beat.
In addition to his work on the early week open threads, Senor Weaselo got back in on the act later in the week by keeping the Battlebots going. And frankly, on any other week he’d be Employee of the Week. We’ll definitely give him honorable mention. In fact, I offer him this as his consolation prize…
But this week, the EOW award can go to none other than Blaxabbath . Not only did he make a human being (did any of the rest of you do THAT this week? Huh, huh?), but early reports are that he hasn’t even done or said anything yet to cause his lovely Missus to punch him in the face since the glorious day (but give it time). And in addition to all of that, he still found time to give us this little gem.
NOW THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!!!!!
And with any luck, Blax, you’ll keep an eye on the kid and this won’t become your theme song.
(yes, I thought that was funny)
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Tonight’s Sports
Special Olympics
- ’18 USA Games – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
(Don’t laugh, it’s probably the most thing fun to watch tonight and none of the athletes are doping or beating up their spouses)
MLB
- NYM at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Boston at Detroit – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Rugby
- ’18 World Cup Sevens – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
XGames
- Various Coverage – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
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Time For Me To Fly
That’s all I got this week folks. But I do hope everyone has a lovely weekend.
I certainly plan to.
Love ya’s.
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If anyone’s curious what it looks like when a possibly coke-fueled leftist comedian gets to “battle” a former SJW progressive comedian who’s been accused of rape, here it is in all it’s cringey glory. Nick Mullen from the Cum Town podcast vs. Jamie Kilstein from those sexual assault allegations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEwbf4lteus
New open thread is now up: https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/07/21/your-saturday-morning-open-championship-thread/
I just placed an online order for grocery delivery.
Looks like I’m drinking all day.
We need a morning open thread for The Open.
Tiger is back folks.
Tiger only 1 back!?
UPDATE: Tiger is all the way back and tied for the lead!
UPDATE: Tiger is going back down the leaderboard.
That’s what happens when the leaderboard is a Perkins’ waitress.
In case no one was aware, Southwest Airlines can eat the whole bag of dicks. And the St Louis airport is a shithole and everyone employed here should die slowly and painfully.
I feel the same aboot Northwest airlines (if that’s even still a thing).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-9XZBV5QZ4
I had a bad experience with North by Northwest Airlines that one time.
They’re as dead as SouthWest deserves to be.
You seem angry…..
At least it’s not Spirit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OtECYbRd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JrlKcoD1Qw
Dumprings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2U1BhziqzM
“THE WATER WAS VERY COLD!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iXGbJKjNxU
Anyone else watching Gold Coast/Sydney?
Is that on “We Live Together” dot com?
I’m listening at least. Very interesting.
Wait, what’s a behind? Is that different that a rouge? Where’s the dummy guide post again?
30 minutes a quarter? Good night Gold Coast, lol.
Or not. I should advise Hippo on betting.
Nevermind. I figured it out myself assholes.
Balls is always available for one on one tutoring. Bring lube.
I only watch Jim Bakker nowadays. He’s right, you know.
This is what happens in a regional power vacuum.