Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Company’s Comin’!

Good morning everybody!

Welcome back.

We are coming to the finish line on another season of Sunday Gravy. Next week will be the season finale and I’ve got a really fun one for you. The only hint: it’s a great recipe for game days.

Today I am going as old school classic middle America as fucking possible.

POT ROAST!

Let’s get a better look at that banner photo again.

enlarge me!

Goddamn! That’s the good stuff right there.

When I was younger family cooks were often measured by how good their pot roast was.

Ma did indeed make a kick ass pot roast and we had it at least once every couple of weeks. Always for Sunday dinner. In all honesty this is the meal I had in mind when I came up with the Sunday Gravy title for my insane ramblings.

Ma had several versions of pot roast including one that used this.

This is one of the many cheats used by home cooks during the 60’s and 70’s and to be completely honest with you, it’s still mighty fucking tasty. It is a weapons grade sodium bomb but tasty none the less.

It was always fun when Ma bought a box of the soup mix because I could always talk her into also buying a bag of Ruffles and a pint of sour cream and we could make some goddamn onion dip.

Will I be having onion dip on opening weekend on the NFL Season? Fuck yes I will!

What were some of the other cheats used by home cooks back in the day you may wonder?

Every household had this shit. Ma used it to turn her beige or light brown gravy into a more aesthetically pleasing dark brown gravy. It’s basically a darkening agent and only adds a bit of flavor. When doing the research on it just now I also found out that the company who makes it is owned by Clorox and now I’m NEVER gonna buy this shit again.

Here’s a fun cheat that was also used!

This shit is pretty much pure MSG. Ma used the SHIT out of this stuff. It was used instead of salt and it gave foods a salt kick but also added a savory element. It also worked fucking wonders on spiking your blood pressure. TASTY!

And of course the single greatest kitchen cheat code known to man and one that I have shared with you fine folks a couple of times…

Did Ma use all 3 of these at the same time during some meal preparation? Hell fucking yes she did!

Am I now taking medication for my blood pressure?

You better fucking believe it!

This was like better cooking through chemistry. While I know and will swear that my dear departed Ma loved us kids dearly and would do anything for us I’m pretty sure a modern judge could charge her with some form of child abuse for dropping these culinary bombs on her poor unsuspecting children.

Love and miss you Ma!

You will all be pleased to know that not a single one of these cheats were used in the making of today’s pot roast. I can hear your sigh of relief from here!

My method involves centuries old cooking techniques with no short cuts and clean, pure simple ingredients.

And our dear old friend.

The Instant Pot!

I swear to you folks that I did not intend to make my pot roast using the instant pot. I was going to slow cook for 3 hours in a 285 degree oven but…Well? Shit happened. I can’t tell you today but I will try to fill you in next week. Basically I ran out of time to slow roast.

See how fucking quick we can get spoiled my modern technology? I got this dish started a lot later than I wanted to for reasons to be explained and rather than slow cooking and having Sunday dinner at 9:00 o’clock, I broke out this bad boy and sped up the process dramatically.

Besides this season has been filled with Instant Pot recipes and I figured one more couldn’t hurt. I promise not to be as Instant-Pot-centric next year!

The prep I will be showing you and the ingredients will be EXACTLY the same had I not ran out of time and slow roasted the pot roast in the oven. It will still work for the aforementioned 3 hours covered in a 285 degree oven if you would rather try it that way.

Let’s do it!

Pot Roast!

1 slab of chuck roast between 2-4 pounds – cooking time will vary depending on weight. Mine was a little more than 2 pounds.

6 or so carrots peeled and cut into chunks.

1 large onion cut into wedges.

6 cloves of garlic minced.

2 tablespoons of vegetable oil for searing.

Lots of salt and pepper.

1 to 2 cups of beef stock.

1/3 cup to 1 cup of red wine – use the good stuff so you can drink the rest of the bottle.

1 tablespoon of tomato paste.

2 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar.

1 bunch of fresh rosemary.

1 tablespoon of thyme – I used dried thyme.

2 bay leaves – optional.

2 tablespoons of butter.

2 tablespoons of flour.

Additional salt and pepper to taste.

That’s it!

If you wanted to add potatoes, peel and quarter 3 or so potatoes and add to the oven cooked slow roasting pot for the last 45 minutes of cook time.

Since we are using the Instant Pot I couldn’t sort out the details of the potatoes since cooking them in a pressure cooker would only add potato soup to the finished product.

Which explains the rice.

Anyway!

Grab a nice looking slab of cow at the store. I prefer a chuck roast for this application.

We are going to season this right fucking proper with some salt and pepper. Don’t be shy, says the guy whose Mom almost poisoned him with sodium.

Take out your handy Dutch oven – yes this applies to cooking in the Instant Pot as well. We need to slap a solid sear on old Bessie here to build an outside crust on the pot roast. First thing though, add the oil to the pot over medium heat. First, in goes the onion.

The onion will cook for about 5-6 minutes or so. It would be perfectly fine and dandy to season the onion with some salt and pepper while it’s browning. Cook the onion until it reaches this stage.

Remove the cooked onion with a slotted spoon and place in a large bowl for later use.

Next victim!

The carrots. Into the pot you go!

Cook these for another 5 minutes or so until slightly cooked and slightly caramelized. Remove from the pot and put in the same bowl as the onion.

And then?

Sear that meat! This will take about 4 minutes per side. When the roast has been seared, remove it from the skillet. This will require some tongs and a fairly deft touch since the roast will be hot and a little heavy for the tongs. I trust that you can figure it out. Rest the roast on a plate.

Next we are going to deglaze the pot with the beef stock and the red wine. The reason for the varying amounts of stock and wine in the ingredient list will be based on the weight of your chuck roast. I used about 1 cup of stock. If you have a larger roast adjust accordingly.

See that wine? That’s 19 Crimes shiraz. 19 Crimes is an Australian wine and the shiraz is very, very nice. Clean and not too dry. It has worked itself into my regular vino rotation.

Add in the wine AFTER the stock to avoid any flare ups and potential loss of eyebrows.

Stir this around with a wooden spoon and be sure to scrape up the browned bits from the bottom of the pan. Next we will add in the aromatics.

That’s the garlic, fresh rosemary, thyme and bay leaves if you are using the bay leaves.

Again. Where did the rosemary come from?

My herb garden. Look at that sexy Christmas tree smelling motherfucker!

Once the pan is deglazed we are ready to cook. If you want to slow cook in the oven simply add the seared roast back to the pot, then cover with the onions and carrots, put a lid on the Dutch oven and cook in the aforementioned 285 degree oven. For a 2 pound roast it would be 3 hours for a three to four pound roast it can cook for 4 hours.

Since we are using the Instant Pot instead of the oven, the order goes like this. Put the seared roast into the Instant Pot, add in the onion and carrot and pour the stock/wine deglaze mix over the top of everything.

Sock that lid on top, set the cooking mode to “high pressure”, set the timer for 1 hour and get this fucker cooking!

When the hour is up, let the pressure “naturally” release from the pot for 10 minutes. After the 10 minutes, do a “quick release” be pressing down the steam vent unlock thingy. Be sure to cover the steam release valve with a kitchen towel to reduce the sauna effect in your kitchen.

After the steam releases you can safely remove the lid of the pot. What’s inside I wonder?

That looks like a well cooked… Something! Trust me, there’s a roast in there. Remember earlier when I told you to use caution when removing the seared meat from the Dutch oven? Yeah, well double that caution here. This is falling apart tender and rocket fucking hot. Use your widest slotted spoon or spatula to remove everything but the liquid from the pot. Cover the cooked items with some foil and let’s make a goddamn gravy!

Let’s get a roux started with the 2 tablespoons of butter and flour.

Cook this over a medium-low heat on the stove top for about 3-4 minutes. We will cook out the flour taste but we don’t have to go much past “blonde” as far as our roux is concerned. Here you go.

At this time we will adjust the cooking mode on our Instant Pot to “saute medium” and we are going to add the roux and reduce the leftover pot roast liquids by about half. Yes we are making the gravy right there in the Instant Pot.

Be sure to season with salt and pepper as this reduces. When the sauce has thickened up and is no longer a sauce but a goddamn glorious gravy we are in business my friends!

As mentioned earlier, since we didn’t make potatoes today – yes, you could have made a batch of mashed potatoes on your stove and served this beautiful collaboration over the top – I made a batch of white rice instead.

If you hearken back to a recent post where I discussed rice and brown gravy and how much I love that shit you will get where today’s inspiration came from.

I mean, just look at this!

Fuck! Let me get after that!

Now we have pot roast.

One more time.

Simple preparation. Complex and yet familiar. The sweetness of the onion and carrot, the savory of the fatty rich beef and the awesomeness of the rice with the brown gravy. Is there any wonder why the humble pot roast remains to this day one of the great American meals?

No. There is no dispute.

If there is any leftover – spoiler alert, there probably won’t be! – you can make a HELL of a batch of roast beef hash with this business.

A goddamn classic is what it is!

Hope everyone out here has a great rest of the weekend!

Fun note: as of the time of this blog posting I will be hanging out in Denver watching some baseball, drinking some craft beers and doing the Denver thing. I will be there until Wednesday. There will probably be a Boots On the Ground later.

Be sure to tune in next week for the Season Finale of Sunday Gravy! You will want to have a lot of beer on hand!

Thanks for being there folks.

PEACE!

 

 

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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

All of those kitchen cheats were in my mom’s cupboard. And yes, I am fat, thank you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

New thread is up.
As usual from me lately, temper your expectations

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Josh Allen assumes that his line is going to block for him…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6B9HttRI8

Brick Meathook

What a great Sunday Gravy today. I love old-school American cuisine, both restaurant style (Musso & Frank’s in Hollywood has the greatest classic menu and it is good and it mostly ain’t cheap) and also homestyle with onion soup mix and cream of mushroom soup. And Accent! MSG is the greatest! Hey once in a while you can still have these awesome things if you eat sensibly the rest of the week.

My favorite old-school ingredient is classic Heinz Chili Sauce. That stuff is the greatest.

scotchnaut

Are we on to Bengalis and Billyboys? I was told there was another thready thread…

LemonJello

Did you all get your pre-season folding tables ready?

herodotus450

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scotchnaut

She Won! Can I stop babbling about Brooke?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

So I’m guessing someone didn’t appreciate the lack of an aaron Hernandez mode on madden huh?

scotchnaut

The programmers debated about it. The final vote ended up tied. They found that very fitting.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Soooo….
/clears throat audibly

They’re just gonna leave us hanging?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

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-I hardly know ‘er

scotchnaut

If Brooke Henderson ever starts looking for a Maple Syrup Daddy, I’ll be first in line.

blaxabbath

So….Madden ‘19 players are the enemy of the people?

herodotus450

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scotchnaut

[begins strict regimen of anus-stretching exercises]

“At your service, Brooke.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Something something tWBS’ short game something something

scotchnaut

I’m telling Jaime Pressly on you. sfg*

*so fucking greedy

theeWeeBabySeamus

Please don’t. I think Jaime could get all murdery n junk under the right circumstances.
Plus I gotta trick her into not signing a prenup soooooo….
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scotchnaut

You got yourself into this mess…

theeWeeBabySeamus

You sound surprised.
IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL!!!!!!!!

scotchnaut

WOOO! Brooke has restored her 3 stroke lead! Individual Canuck sporters tend to wilt under pressure but she ain’t so far.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Japan’s LLWS player, Masato Igarashi, is 5’9, 217lbs. Does LLWS test for drugs and actually check for fake birth certificates because he looks 22

scotchnaut

“He seems mature for his age. I like that in a boy.”

-Mary Kay Letourneau

Wakezilla

“The age is right, but he looks too old for me”

Jim Sandusky

Game Time Decision

I prob missed it, but when is the tomato paste added? My family dislikes tomatoes ( in all forms, grrrr) so usually leave it out, but when reading though, i didn’t see it mentioned other than in the ingredient list. This is why i noticed it.

Did a pot roast this week in the slow cooker, but hope to try this out soon.

Wakezilla

A shooting at a Madden tournament the day after anti-gun control John McCain died? What a tribute!

scotchnaut

“What do we need right now? More tributes to John McCain!”

-The NRA, stirring the simmering pot of sociopaths

scotchnaut

Brooke and her perky tits have a three stroke lead!

/She’s my latest insta-crush but I’ma need more than three, tbh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

#feverdream

scotchnaut

[GoodYear blimp morphs into Yellow Submarine] “I’m okay. Really.”

-yeah right

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass

If you run into the blonde BFIB in the off the shoulder pink dress that is sitting down close, tell her tits Spanky says “Waz up?…”

theeWeeBabySeamus

She’ll know what it means.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sunday redneck visitation Pt. I completed.
Pt. II (aka the next hurricane of shit) in T minus four hours.

I need to drink heavily. Well, more heavily.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Folks, do your homework before you buy a product from a tv ad. Dr. Ho’s Relief over-promised and under-delivered big time. Does the company not understand logistics? How was she supposed to make it to my place alive in vacuum packaging?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

I knew you had my back.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So you’re saying I shouldn’t invest in the “Crepey Skin” cream or the pills that promise to make my penis grow?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

She avoided the thick, juicy rough.” I’m sure the announcer just said that.

scotchnaut

It *is* raining but still.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

The CP Women’s Open is being led by blonde, 20 years young Brooke Henderson. I could have some shameful dreams about her.

/Genie Bouchard might get mad at me though-oh well…

herodotus450

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scotchnaut

“I appreciate your optimism but no, Annika, that will not fit in my butthole.”

herodotus450

Something in a long iron then?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

she’ll make it fit……

Wakezilla

Assuming he hasn’t croked because of the insane air pollution, Litre must be happy about today’s Fullham match

Fronkenshteen

What a set piece!

Fronkenshteen

I wonder if Hippo bet Barcodes to win or a draw here?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun little story about the Clorox Company. We did a clinic for Clorox during college, so we went to tour one of their manufacturing sites in Pleasanton. In addition to bleach, they also make Combat roach killer there. The labs where they develop and test that stuff are kept at a balmy eighty degrees with high humidity. Could you imagine working in those conditions? Plus, you’re surrounded by roaches!

Anyhow, they had an ant problem. The ants would attack the roaches and disrupt the experiments. After all manner of efforts to kill or seal off the ants, they eventually gave up and dedicated a corner of the lab as “tribute” where they kept a few plates of dead roaches for the ants to enjoy.

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herodotus450

If only they had some sort of deadly chemical with which to murder the ants …

Fronkenshteen

I wish Rebecca Lowe was my son’s first grade teacher. She just seems so….nice!
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is your son’s first grade teacher not nice?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Speaking of teachers, one time I was seated next to a teacher on a flight to San Diego and we got along pretty well so I asked her for her number. When I told my girlfriend this story, she got all mad and insisted I not call her, even though she was totally cute. It’s like, could you be any more jealous?

Fronkenshteen

Oh no! She’s great. It’s just every weekend, I watch Lowe anchor the footy desk effortlessly. Then, when she’s on Men In Blazers, she’s genuinely giggling like a schoolgirl at those two goofballs. And she’s so naturally pretty, the whole package just reminds me of the teacher Max Fisher falls in love with in “Rushmore”.

Wakezilla

And you know she puts out!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

fair grades.

Fronkenshteen

I’ve announced to the restaurant I’ll be taking Sundays off this NFL season, which will be my first season in five years that I’ll be able to Watch The Games. I plan on making this pot roast recipe in my trusty Dutch Oven MULTIPLE times during the season. It smells the house up wonderfully, sticks to the ribs (I make red-skinned mashed potatoes with mine), and reminds me of my Mom’s food growing up. I’ll miss this feature during the season. Cheers!

Also, re: Australian Table Wines…
https://youtu.be/RbOZccv9ym8

Fronkenshteen

Every week!

Fronkenshteen

Does the whole stadium smell like weed from all the vape pens?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A friend of mine who recently quit drinking visited last weekend and explained that she can’t go to baseball games anymore cause she finally realized how boring they are. It was exactly this, but in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcfzTTKTaQ

scotchnaut

Up here it’s pronounced Poot RooUst.