Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread

Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be a strange dichotomy, myself. When it comes down to it I guess I’m more of an appreciator-of good scotch, good books, good profit margins, good games, (no matter the sport) good food, good people (increasingly rare but they’re out there if you look for them) good art and new and good ideas.

Enough of me. What did you accomplish today/this week? What are you obsessing about these days? This Saturday night thread tends to be a jumble of many fairly interesting observations from the commentists. We seem to have a good spread with respect to geography, team likes, interests, vocations and all that. If this site was confined to NFL football fans from northern Ontario I simply wouldn’t be here. Huh. It came right back to me again. [throws smoke bomb] TO THE GAMES!

ATL/JAX:

The Julio and the Devonta are resting comfortably on the sidelines because they’ll no doubt be over-used during the regular season. Rook wr Ridley is still all that anyone can talk about but he’s in over his head against the duo of cb’s Ramsey and Bouye. They are lock-down bastards, is what they are. I’ll be keeping an eye on a certain fb that goes by the name of Jalston Fowler. Why? Let’s just say I’ve got a weakness for football fellas that are 5’11” and 260 pounds.

BAL/MIA:

The Fins are going all-in on rb Kenyan Drake based upon his 5 week spree at the end of last year. Sounds like a solid plan.

N.O./LAC:

In Important Saints News, the leading story is that last year’s first round pick, Marcus Davenport, will be playing his first ever game that involves NFL players! If you recall, he’s an edge rusher that missed all last year because… [Jerry Richardson interrupts] “Because he’s stupid and lazy?” Very ironic that you would say that Jerry, very ironic. Destroyer of Vaginas, The Holiest of the Hole, Phil Rivers will play a series or two and impregnate his wife by pulling into the driveway.

Type to your heart’s content, bastards one and all.

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SonOfSpam

That’s awful. Thanks!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wakezilla

I never cared for the show, but 2.5 men did have their moments.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

🎵 Flying into Los An-guh-leez . . . 🎵

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Willing to massage and help to make it better.
Right after I get a look at her ID.

(dammit!!!!)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HS cheer……JAIL.

College cheer (even community) ………..MONEY

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theeWeeBabySeamus

ATC: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And I gotta say, pulling a 737 up that quickly is pretty damned impressive.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tower: OK, circle around and let’s try this again.
Pilot: Yeah, like Imma trust your dumb ass again.

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Smaller scale.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s my Piper Cherokee!!!
Hell, I could barely land that thing on an airstrip….shoulda tried the beach I guess.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’m actually on a 737 on final to LAX right now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just don’t let Moose give you final clearance.
I don’t trust that guy.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Just got home from Denver. Have to be at the airport tomorrow by (does math, carries one, WTF) 5am! F that, I’m pushing it back to 6am. They’re not serious about that international travel requiring more time, right?

blaxabbath

Of course not! The rest of the world TOTALLY wants us!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’m bringing a big stack of 2 dollar bills to use for tips. I’ve heard this will drastically improve my service at the Mexican resort.

Brocky

Alrigth,Alright, I’m gonna kill the mood a bit. Remember this rant from last Friday on the “breaking point” post?:

“Not the only thing happened Saturday.

The property has a manmade pond on over grown with cattails, which are a bitch to get rid of, next thing we know, his friend yells at us theres a hole in the liner.

This moron had tried to use the bucket to scoop up the cat tails. Which my father had explicitly told him not to do because the fucking bucket has gigantic 4 inch fucking teeth on it and how the fuck do you not account for the fucking liner when you can see a large portion of it everywhere else?

Long story short, there’s foot long rip in the liner ,too big for a small patch, might have to replace the whole thing…… fuck…..

that’s not all! Turns out grandma, already in assisted living, is “unresponsive”because apparently the fucking aides either gave her too many painkillers, or let her get an infection because now she won’t eat.

Yeah, notice the bolded text there. Grandma brocky didnt make it through the week. Just her time. We did a service today, got family in town. I feel i should be more sad, but damn, more feeling run down than any thing else. Screw John McCain, she at least put other people ahead of herself

Anyways, we went to my cousin’s, they popped on nfl network and it was incredibly cathartic watching preseason. Fuck whatever trump says, football is American as it gets.

Also, she loved old instrumental tracks, so there’s this.

https://youtu.be/72XdUHiovbA

RIP Gma Brocky, as my uncle put it, she’s drinking a sevenseven in heaven

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry about your loss, dude.

Brocky

Thanks

theeWeeBabySeamus

Really sorry to hear it, my friend.
But it’s good she’s not suffering. Not much consolation right now, of course.

But true, nonetheless.
Hang in there.

Brocky

Honestly, we’re mostly relieved, she just wasn’t herself for the last few years. Its weird that as a family we kinda conclude that, but still.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Totally get it.
When my dad finally went we felt the same way. Parkinson’s with really bad dementia and paranoia. Even tried to kill my mom a coupla times while in the worst of it.

The day he finally died (a few years ago now), I was happy and then felt like shit about feeling that way. I don’t feel like shit about that anymore. He wasn’t him anymore. I still miss him every day, but he’s better off and so is everyone else.

OK, sorry, this might have been an oversharing moment. Imma go drink some things now.

Hang in there, Brocky.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

RIP Brocky’s Nana.

blaxabbath

Sorry man. I’m not someone who takes death well at all so I hope you feel however gives you some comfort.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sorry.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Denver’s all clouded over! There’s a few breaks here and there. Look up. Can you see my ass cheeks? How about now?

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Brocky

…..how much we talking?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I would tell her “Oh I don’t want to fuck but I’ll give you fifty bucks to shut up for a while.”

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While she’s making sign language.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s an expensive hand job

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And somewhat ironic…..

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe….get it?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

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yeah right

Looks like it’s time to sit in my hotel room and watch Leaving Las Vegas and try to keep up.

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“Just take a look at these sweeter puppies.”

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Wakezilla

Love her

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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You see because it is ha………..

never mind.

Spur
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Surprise pussy takes many, many forms.

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OK, time for anudder beers.

yeah right

Saddest mosh pit ever.

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Wakezilla

Old women in old folks homes are apparently freaks. Especially ones at stage 6 Alzheimer’s (where they forgot they are married).

theeWeeBabySeamus

80 year old me is happy to hear this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“WHAT?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

/turns up hearing aid

WHAT?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZT”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’m crossing the continent tonight, from Washington DC to Los Angeles, California.

Most of the crossing is via commercial aircraft, except for the part where I just walked a mile through Minneapolis airport.

In about an hour I’ll be over Denver and I’ll wave to everybody.

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Did you upgrade so the drinks are “free”?

yeah right

Hi Brick!
/ lights lighter.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Save your butane! In about an hour, we’ll go directly over Denver. I can’t have a lighter on board (thanks a lot, shoe-bomber) so I’ll probably just press my ass cheeks against the window. I don’t believe there’s a rule against that. Yet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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I was only able to get one cheek fully on the window.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t believe there’s a rule against that. Yet.

There probably will be after tonight.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What the shit, I’m in Minneapolis right meow

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Everybody’s everywhere! But mostly Denver (and Minneapolis)!

Spur
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I tried to tell my mom she couldn’t have my season tix.
This is why.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur
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Spur
Spur

ESPN2 Wyoming vs NMSU

join me

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yeah right

Here we go.

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The Maestro

I’m probably the only person watching the CFL right now, but the good news is that John McCain is still dead up here in Canada as well.

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But several of his SCOTUS vote will live on……

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I think I just depressed my self trying for a funny.

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Wakezilla

Actually, he’s 4/5ths dead here. Also, I am watching the Leos and the Rough Riders of Saskatchewan play!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Fred Holly III rushing hard enough for Hawaii to survive a plane crash

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Spur
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Ian Scott McCormick
King Hippo

I am really tired of the country music in here, but I AM finishing my goddamned beer and fuck am I tired of driving.

/only like 8-900 or so more miles to go tomorrow

//please strike me ded God

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blaxabbath

“This!”

-John McCain fours hours ago

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yeah right

That’s a long ass drive. Be safe my brother.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This is the sound of Moose letting me down…
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King Hippo

My very favourite moment in network television, and the ONLY time I watched that dumbass show.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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blaxabbath

Heading to chik fil a (baby has been on a tear this pm) and I see the funeral home like half a mile from my place has all the news vans. I guess that’s where they are taking McCain.

Gonna be awesome to watch Trump criticize any Senator who comes to AZ for the services. They’ll all fold because they could consist on a diet of eating their own, but it will be fun to hear them try to explain to their Nazi base that they were somehow pushing the pro-Nazi trump agenda by being in Arizona for a bit.

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King Hippo

It’s too bad McCain isn’t able to vote for the vapid bisexual with no convictions whatsoever (this is PERFECT for AZ if youse a Democrat, though) who will be Senator #51 come January 2019, as a final fuck you to Herr Fuhrer.

A fuck you that actually means sommet.

blaxabbath

I absolutely hate Kristin Sinema and I am going to vote for her.

Fuck you for making me vote for her, DJT.

King Hippo

Thank you FOAR your service.

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King Hippo

Think of her as someone who’s very easy to Xmas shop for. She’s happy with whatever she unwraps under the genitalia tree imo godbless.

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Wakezilla

She’s a keeper

Spur
Spur

holy crap, 4 plays 99 yards for Colorado State. Its a game now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Ya know, when Madonna gets herself photographed just right she sure as hell makes my dick hard. The woman knows what sells.

yeah right

Holy shit, I just had a drunken Cardinals Mom eye fuck the shit out of me.
I mean, I get it but damn sister.

King Hippo

Fraternizing with the enemy during a crucial loss? Tell her Hippo says she is stripped of the ability to use the term #BFIB.

King Hippo

/then hate fuck her, free pussy is free pussy mah good man

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yeah right

Her daughter was insanely hot and old enough to drink but she’s well below my age cut off limit.

Now mom? If she’s still making bad decisions who the hell am I to deny her.

She had that “I’m too old to have long hair” Bob cut and the tennis legs.
But?

The enemy.

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Ian Scott McCormick

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Ya know, when Madonna gets herself photographed just right she sure as hell makes my dick hard. The woman knows what sells.

Spur
Spur

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Spur
Spur

If you have CBS Sports. turn on the game!

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