https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE
But I’m guessing the players might.
Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Cincinnati at UCLA – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Michigan at Notre Dame – 7:30 PM | NBC
- Louisville vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
- from Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL
- Akron at Nebraska – 8:00PM | FOX
- Texas (San Antonio) at Arizona State – 10:30PM | FS1
- BYU at Arizona – 10:45PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- Rays at Cleveland – 7:00PM | FS1
- Blue Jays at Marlins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. Los Angeles FC – 8:00PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN
Oh yeah, baby – quality Saturday night sports are back!
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!
CHIP KELLY IS A GENIUS
JUST ASK HIM!!!
This ND-Michigan game is very good.
If only there were a way they could both lose.
Fuck that. Notre Dame never destroyed the undercarriage of my car every goddamn time I visit. Go Irish!
Brian Kelly murdered a student assistant.
I’m torn. Brian Kelly tore the hearts out of all UC players by announcing he’s leaving at the Senior Dinner before they’re biggest game against Miami (FL) at their peak. On the other hand Muck Fichigan.
So….
Let’s not forget about the rape Notre Dame ignored so completely that the victim eventually committed suicide.
Shit, what is it with Catholic Institutions?
IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE ANTI-VACCINATION THING TO SOMEONE WHO GREW UP WHEN POLIO WAS A SERIOUS ISSUE.
It’s a safety dance! Ya!!
/Redshirt avoids rat-plant burgers
Haven’t you learned anything about Cincinnati sports teams and high stakes at play?
UC and UCLA are having a good defensive struggle. Which is the nice way of saying their offensives aren’t doing anything.
Getting very lesser happy again, btw.
Shit. Is it too late to put a grand down on ‘Bama -24.5?
NOW THAT I SEE HOW MUCH MONEY THE BEARS PAID KHALIL MACK I AM NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT QUITE AS MUCH.
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL YELLING?
I DIDN’T SAY I HAD STOPPED FREAKING OUT ALTOGETHER.
HEY YOU STILL HAVE DOUG MARTIN WAIT THAT’S NOT BETTER IS IT? AND WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?
LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES!
Kansas State losing to South Dakota, Kansas losing to sommet called Nicholls, each in Q3.
Big 12 Fever: Catch It!
Quite the quality dropoff after the two Okies, Bloodeyes, and WVU
Can I just get meningitis instead?
My new favorite shcool
https://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/teams/incarnate_word/
Chris Simms and his doppelgänger look like they’re waiting for a dozen garlic Parmesan wings and a pitcher of yeungling
Because they probably are.
Oh, dear Lord, A Million Little Things is just This Is Us with suicide, right? Fuuuuuuuuuu….
Why does Peter Gibbons take these terribad roles?!
Cheers to my oldest nephew, Brendan, a freshman at Notre Dame. Hell of a first home game; same as his dad (my brother) 30 years ago when Reggie Ho won it at the gun with a 40 something yard kick to win 19-16ish or something I’m drunk and my wife is mad at me I love you guys I’m a loser zzzzzzzz….
/Looks at WVU/UT box score
//Decides to take a vacation two weekends from now
just remember, Eers, Ryan Finley is NOT your cousin and therefore you may NOT fuck him
srsly, pls let him live we are really bad otherwise
Yeah, “otherwise”. Right.
We better learn to run the ball and win time of possession or it’s gonna be a long fucking year.
Getting lesser happy by the moment.
Oh well, at least I can be proud of my will power.
But I’d rather have the cash to be honest.
From ESPN
“Maryland stuns No. 23 Texas 34-29 for interim coach Canada”
But its Texas…am I missing something here?
T.E.A.M.? Is JV Cincy being coached by the “van down by the river” guy?
Is it in the Constitution that every major broadcast network have at least two hospital dramas?
I believe the amendment states two cop shows and AT LEAST one hospital drama.
EASIEST. PLOTLINES. EVER.
Just add some contemporary details and change the names. Oh and new diseases, use some new diseases. Doesn’t matter what they are the plot’s the same.
Definitely making AMERIKCA grate again.
FUN FACT: Bobby Petrino still out on bail.
Delay of Game on the 1st Play of the 2nd Half. Uh-huh.
Michigan defense is looking fragile. They need to drink more milk.
One might set the O/U for total offensive yards for Ville (at least until Bama puts the walk-ons in the match) at around 25-30.
I was very tempted to put a few c-notes down on ‘Bama when it was still -22. Not sure if I’m happy or not that I resisted.
too easy to lose on a backdoor
That was my reasoning. Plus I don’t need to be going all glambly again this year. I got very lucky last year and need to keep away.
Getting less happy.
The Fighting Papa John’s just got a turnover against Satan’s Army.
The guy who fumbled is as good as cut by the end of the quarter.
down goes sideline puppy #3
I’m shocked Saban is allowing all this throwing from his QB.
Hey, dumbass. If his arm is broken, don’t hold it pulling away from his body. Let him hold it because he knows how to hold him arm in a way that doesn’t cause his nerves to go crazy.
Maybe the trainer went to University of Maryland School of Athletic Training.
the Pussy Bitch Impact Test
Louisville scores the defensive TD?
Eh looks like it’ll be overturned.
still, gotta be two ded puppies ya reckon
I guess after all the RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! excitement, ain’t nobody in LA got time for the Bruins no more?
Feel the Kelly excitement!
something, something, and securing a homeland FOAR white children!
Cody Rhodes is a very lucky man
This may have started the healing process from The 2016 Wild Card Loss
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-cincinnati-bungles/
wow, Michigan appears to have a quarterback that can throw a forward pass,.
If Mack murders Rodgers in their 1st match up, it money well spent.
No alcohol for three days now-drinking a shit-ton of water though. It’s interesting…
Hey, I’m in the same boat. No alcohol since that bachelor party ended on Sunday. Still dying inside but thirsty.
I haven’t had alcohol since I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal weed dealer.
That dude has the best edibles.
They last for three days, but then you wake up in a cave.
https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1036021587315580928?s=19
Hail Satan!
Is he driving a taxi again?
TD Bearcats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiVzMM4-6Ws
Interestingly, this is the same nightmare you have after eating Skyline before bed.
I will join in with the food bet. If Cincy wins I will make a homemade version of Cincinnati 3 way chili and make a Sunday Gravy post out of it.
It will have to be after the season is over because kitchen is closed after tomorrow.
Hell I’ll probably do it even if the Bruins win.
I make my own Cincinnati-style chili and it’s fucking great.
Whenever someone posts that same picture of Skyline chili with a mountain of cheese on it I don’t even know what that is.
Nice catch by #10 for ND
Meetchicken DB just decapitated an Irish receiver.
IRA assholes deserve it.
Folks
Piece of metal
For those of you that drafted Jerick McKinnon, he gone with a torn ACL.
To where did he take it?
To a farm upstate where it can play with other ligaments?
and so answers the “can he handle the full load over 16 games” query.
I know I’m in the minority but I think the 2014 RoboCop was good. Not great but good. If it wasn’t compared to the original RoboCop, more people may like it.
Catching up on the footing balls news. Didn’t realize Brent Celek retired. Love that that goofy motherfucker got to play with Philly for 11 years and retire as a fucking champion.
Awww, did someone get addicted to being in SEC?
Stephen Amell diving off the top rope through a table outside with no one on it on an Indie PPV because he has zero understanding of priorities
When you don’t really give a fuck about your super hero show anymore
The show quit caring about the show about two seasons ago.
Hey Redshirt! I hear this stuff is actually decent:
They have these at Fatburger and they are pretty good.
HOWEVER . . .
They call them “plant” burgers and they keep the descriptions pretty vague, as if “plant” = “healthy.” What plants? There’s a lot of plants out there. It’s like a “meat” burger, what the hell’s in that? Very mysterious.
when in doubt…assume rat
What’s the rules on seasoning and condiments?
Add whatever you want.
Bet it would pair well with that “non-dairy cheese” that was disucssed a few weeks ago.
Ran across a fifth of George Dickle Tabasco Barrel Finish Tennessee Whisky today and bought it. After I got over the shock of how sweet it is I really like it. Cheers.
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THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM TOO DEVOTED TO HOOTERS BECAUSE THE KHALIL MACK TRADE SHOWS HE’S TURNED INTO A GIANT BOOB