Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE

But I’m guessing the players might.

Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Cincinnati at UCLA – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Michigan at Notre Dame – 7:30 PM | NBC  
    • Louisville vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
      • from Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL
    • Akron at Nebraska – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Texas (San Antonio) at Arizona State – 10:30PM | FS1
    • BYU at Arizona – 10:45PM | ESPN
  • MLB:
    • Rays at Cleveland – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Blue Jays at Marlins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Los Angeles FC – 8:00PM | TSN
    • Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN

Oh yeah, baby – quality Saturday night sports are back!

JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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WCS

CHIP KELLY IS A GENIUS

Horatio Cornblower

JUST ASK HIM!!!

Horatio Cornblower

This ND-Michigan game is very good.

If only there were a way they could both lose.

Fronkenshteen

Fuck that. Notre Dame never destroyed the undercarriage of my car every goddamn time I visit. Go Irish!

Horatio Cornblower

Brian Kelly murdered a student assistant.

Redshirt

I’m torn. Brian Kelly tore the hearts out of all UC players by announcing he’s leaving at the Senior Dinner before they’re biggest game against Miami (FL) at their peak. On the other hand Muck Fichigan.

So….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let’s not forget about the rape Notre Dame ignored so completely that the victim eventually committed suicide.

Redshirt

Shit, what is it with Catholic Institutions?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE ANTI-VACCINATION THING TO SOMEONE WHO GREW UP WHEN POLIO WAS A SERIOUS ISSUE.

King Hippo

It’s a safety dance! Ya!!

/Redshirt avoids rat-plant burgers

Redshirt

Haven’t you learned anything about Cincinnati sports teams and high stakes at play?

Redshirt

UC and UCLA are having a good defensive struggle. Which is the nice way of saying their offensives aren’t doing anything.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Getting very lesser happy again, btw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit. Is it too late to put a grand down on ‘Bama -24.5?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NOW THAT I SEE HOW MUCH MONEY THE BEARS PAID KHALIL MACK I AM NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT QUITE AS MUCH.

theeWeeBabySeamus

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL YELLING?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I DIDN’T SAY I HAD STOPPED FREAKING OUT ALTOGETHER.

theeWeeBabySeamus

HEY YOU STILL HAVE DOUG MARTIN WAIT THAT’S NOT BETTER IS IT? AND WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?

Redshirt

LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES!

King Hippo

Kansas State losing to South Dakota, Kansas losing to sommet called Nicholls, each in Q3.

WCS

Big 12 Fever: Catch It!

King Hippo

Quite the quality dropoff after the two Okies, Bloodeyes, and WVU

Horatio Cornblower

Can I just get meningitis instead?

herodotus450
Fronkenshteen

Chris Simms and his doppelgänger look like they’re waiting for a dozen garlic Parmesan wings and a pitcher of yeungling

WCS

Because they probably are.

WCS

Oh, dear Lord, A Million Little Things is just This Is Us with suicide, right? Fuuuuuuuuuu….

Why does Peter Gibbons take these terribad roles?!

Fronkenshteen

Cheers to my oldest nephew, Brendan, a freshman at Notre Dame. Hell of a first home game; same as his dad (my brother) 30 years ago when Reggie Ho won it at the gun with a 40 something yard kick to win 19-16ish or something I’m drunk and my wife is mad at me I love you guys I’m a loser zzzzzzzz….

theeWeeBabySeamus

/Looks at WVU/UT box score
//Decides to take a vacation two weekends from now

King Hippo

just remember, Eers, Ryan Finley is NOT your cousin and therefore you may NOT fuck him

WCS

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King Hippo

srsly, pls let him live we are really bad otherwise

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, “otherwise”. Right.
We better learn to run the ball and win time of possession or it’s gonna be a long fucking year.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Getting lesser happy by the moment.
Oh well, at least I can be proud of my will power.

But I’d rather have the cash to be honest.

JustStopDude

From ESPN

“Maryland stuns No. 23 Texas 34-29 for interim coach Canada”

But its Texas…am I missing something here?

King Hippo

T.E.A.M.? Is JV Cincy being coached by the “van down by the river” guy?

WCS

Is it in the Constitution that every major broadcast network have at least two hospital dramas?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I believe the amendment states two cop shows and AT LEAST one hospital drama.

Brick Meathook

EASIEST. PLOTLINES. EVER.

Just add some contemporary details and change the names. Oh and new diseases, use some new diseases. Doesn’t matter what they are the plot’s the same.

Brick Meathook

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WCS

Definitely making AMERIKCA grate again.

Spur

FUN FACT: Bobby Petrino still out on bail.

Redshirt

Delay of Game on the 1st Play of the 2nd Half. Uh-huh.

Spur

Michigan defense is looking fragile. They need to drink more milk.

King Hippo

One might set the O/U for total offensive yards for Ville (at least until Bama puts the walk-ons in the match) at around 25-30.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was very tempted to put a few c-notes down on ‘Bama when it was still -22. Not sure if I’m happy or not that I resisted.

King Hippo

too easy to lose on a backdoor

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was my reasoning. Plus I don’t need to be going all glambly again this year. I got very lucky last year and need to keep away.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Getting less happy.

Spur

The Fighting Papa John’s just got a turnover against Satan’s Army.

WCS

The guy who fumbled is as good as cut by the end of the quarter.

King Hippo

down goes sideline puppy #3

Spur

I’m shocked Saban is allowing all this throwing from his QB.

Redshirt

Hey, dumbass. If his arm is broken, don’t hold it pulling away from his body. Let him hold it because he knows how to hold him arm in a way that doesn’t cause his nerves to go crazy.

WCS

Maybe the trainer went to University of Maryland School of Athletic Training.

King Hippo

the Pussy Bitch Impact Test

herodotus450

Louisville scores the defensive TD?

herodotus450

Eh looks like it’ll be overturned.

King Hippo

still, gotta be two ded puppies ya reckon

King Hippo

I guess after all the RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! excitement, ain’t nobody in LA got time for the Bruins no more?

WCS

Feel the Kelly excitement!

King Hippo

something, something, and securing a homeland FOAR white children!

Gratliff

Cody Rhodes is a very lucky man
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Redshirt

This may have started the healing process from The 2016 Wild Card Loss

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-cincinnati-bungles/

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

wow, Michigan appears to have a quarterback that can throw a forward pass,.

Spur

If Mack murders Rodgers in their 1st match up, it money well spent.

scotchnaut

No alcohol for three days now-drinking a shit-ton of water though. It’s interesting…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, I’m in the same boat. No alcohol since that bachelor party ended on Sunday. Still dying inside but thirsty.

Brick Meathook

I haven’t had alcohol since I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal weed dealer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That dude has the best edibles.
They last for three days, but then you wake up in a cave.

Spur

Hail Satan!

scotchnaut

Is he driving a taxi again?

Redshirt
WCS

Interestingly, this is the same nightmare you have after eating Skyline before bed.

yeah right

I will join in with the food bet. If Cincy wins I will make a homemade version of Cincinnati 3 way chili and make a Sunday Gravy post out of it.

It will have to be after the season is over because kitchen is closed after tomorrow.

Hell I’ll probably do it even if the Bruins win.

Brick Meathook

I make my own Cincinnati-style chili and it’s fucking great.

Whenever someone posts that same picture of Skyline chili with a mountain of cheese on it I don’t even know what that is.

Spur

Nice catch by #10 for ND

WCS

Meetchicken DB just decapitated an Irish receiver.

Spur

IRA assholes deserve it.

Spur

Folks

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Piece of metal

scotchnaut

For those of you that drafted Jerick McKinnon, he gone with a torn ACL.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To where did he take it?

scotchnaut

To a farm upstate where it can play with other ligaments?

King Hippo

and so answers the “can he handle the full load over 16 games” query.

Redshirt

I know I’m in the minority but I think the 2014 RoboCop was good. Not great but good. If it wasn’t compared to the original RoboCop, more people may like it.

Gratliff

Catching up on the footing balls news. Didn’t realize Brent Celek retired. Love that that goofy motherfucker got to play with Philly for 11 years and retire as a fucking champion.

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WCS

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Awww, did someone get addicted to being in SEC?

Gratliff

Stephen Amell diving off the top rope through a table outside with no one on it on an Indie PPV because he has zero understanding of priorities

Gratliff

When you don’t really give a fuck about your super hero show anymore
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Col. Duke LaCross

The show quit caring about the show about two seasons ago.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hey Redshirt! I hear this stuff is actually decent:

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Brick Meathook

They have these at Fatburger and they are pretty good.

HOWEVER . . .

They call them “plant” burgers and they keep the descriptions pretty vague, as if “plant” = “healthy.” What plants? There’s a lot of plants out there. It’s like a “meat” burger, what the hell’s in that? Very mysterious.

King Hippo

when in doubt…assume rat

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Redshirt

What’s the rules on seasoning and condiments?

ballsofsteelandfury

Add whatever you want.

Spanky Datass

Bet it would pair well with that “non-dairy cheese” that was disucssed a few weeks ago.

Spanky Datass

Ran across a fifth of George Dickle Tabasco Barrel Finish Tennessee Whisky today and bought it. After I got over the shock of how sweet it is I really like it. Cheers.
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Gratliff

netflix metal gear movie that checks if the account watching it has also watched castlevania

— Alex Geoffroy (@EsPyramid) September 1, 2018

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM TOO DEVOTED TO HOOTERS BECAUSE THE KHALIL MACK TRADE SHOWS HE’S TURNED INTO A GIANT BOOB

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