https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE
But I’m guessing the players might.
Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Cincinnati at UCLA – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Michigan at Notre Dame – 7:30 PM | NBC
- Louisville vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
- from Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL
- Akron at Nebraska – 8:00PM | FOX
- Texas (San Antonio) at Arizona State – 10:30PM | FS1
- BYU at Arizona – 10:45PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- Rays at Cleveland – 7:00PM | FS1
- Blue Jays at Marlins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. Los Angeles FC – 8:00PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN
Oh yeah, baby – quality Saturday night sports are back!
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!
Akron/Huskers “postponed”.
I’m sure Chuck Amato had something to do with it.
“How’d your day go?”
“Fine, I wasn’t literally fucked, well no penetration anyway.”
In that state he may be related to you.
Zona State fans look like they are waiting for the next bag of meth to arrive.
Because they are.
Ummm like, some of us, like totally like sometimes like smoke weed. -L_Cola
oh shit, UTSA and Herm Edwards are on FS1.
you play to win teh game!
Taki Taki
That is a pretty good restaurant.
Hey, if you were worried Herm Edwards wasn’t going to play to the tee-vee cameras, FEAR NOT, he’s all in!
There’s a joke in Herm playing a school named after the Patron Saint of Lost Things, but I’m too fucking stupid to make it.
Zona has some good looking fans
getting some Sparky overflow, looks like
Funny, Original Recipe Team Big Love has 4-9 season, all of a sudden they seem to have lots MOAR black folks, especially on defense. Coincidence?
OK, I’m now really pissed I didn’t bet ‘Bama.
Oh wait, it’s getting called back.
I’m still pretty pissed, however.
Ooooh, she all polka dotty.
I feel better now, thx.
I hope you all understand we’re now going to be exposed to at least a month of insufferable Notre Dame hype.
Wimbush v Mirer: WHO YA GAWT?!
Much less so than it looked at 21-3
When they lose to Stanford and VT in consecutive weeks, that will end.
IT BETTER
Hippo cannot live in a world where tOSU and ND both make the playoffs.
Two words…
Clemp’s Son.
ok, ALL 3 of the above. For tOSU and Team Jeebus Camp pretty much have byes to January. And we can’t get bailed out by the SEC, PAWWWWWLLLLL slot representative winning every goddamned year.
Hey, ya never know? We might jump up again this year and finally beat the Tiggers and….
Hehehehe…I can’t even finish the sentence.
Maybe Wake gets ’em. That’s their real trap game.
true, they’ve been terribad in their pseudo-ACC fixtures
South bend fans doin all the fentanyl tonite, yo!
have to save some for the altar boys after mass, yo. Father Flanagan knows how to set a mood.
Hey! All three of my favorite college football teams won: Ohio State, Cincinnati and whoever Michigan is playing.
and so ends Michigan’s season.
this is a sad 2-minute offense, though
now even sadder
The milkman dropped the jug!
Piss poor game plan by the Irish. You’re only giving them two minutes? GRATE JERB!!!
Bullshit. Why was the official stopping ND from snapping the ball? If Michigan’s defense doesn’t take the field in a timely manner, that’s on them.
Tanner Mangum has to be at least 30 years old by now .
30 year old Mangum is hard to remove.
isn’t most of the team?
/black guys excepted
Nicholls wins! You wanna hold the Jayhawks’ beer, K State?
YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE:
Nicholls State has defeated Kansas, 26-23 in OT. Kansas is now 3-40 under head coach David Beatty.
As a degenerate, I have ESPN+ and almost decided to watch that OT.
also, one hopes he is renting
The Browns are listening…
Jumping ahead, I am amazed that Bear Down FOAR Midterms landed Kevin Sumlin. That’s quite the excellent hire.
Potato eaters allow a PityDOWN
GENIUS move by the NBC graphics department to put a bright yellow background behind the down and distance chyron. Not like that color and placement is reserved for anything else in this domain.
Skyline chili in a can arrives Tuesday!!
We truly are living in amazing times…
Don’t forget to overcook the pasta!
I got a four pack of cans. You want one?
Nothing MOAR Murrikan than the strong desire to share sommet truly awful.
You’re just pissed because you’ve got a cheese deficiency.
It’s a major food group.
That is very generous, but no, no thank you.
oh, you REALLY are a masochist
If you want, I can mail you a Primanti’s sandwich. It’ll taste the same, maybe better, after three or four days in a hot mail truck.
I may start a new column in which commentists mail me their hometown’s signature dish and I try it.
That would be delightful.
Substitute “root beer” for “Cincinnati chili”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIVEuK5ATw
TIME FOR YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE:
Kansas State has taken the lead over South Dakota, 27-24.
Kansas and Nicholls State are in overtime, 20 apiece.
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE
helluva Jayhawk comeback!
In the section “Least Shocking News Evar”…
The Baltimore Orioles lost again today.
To the Royals?!?!
Relegate both of them.
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjBVDSMT16A
Great death scene? Or GREATEST DEATH SCENE IN EVAR????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw
superbly acted by both
I know there is no such thing as true perfection, but she’s REALLY FUCKING CLOSE
I was watching Redshirt’s Bearcats knock off the Chippers, while dealing with two very sick, very angry kids. What’s this about Meetchicken’s QB?
He’s wearing khakis on the sideline.
so is Harbs getting fired or what?
Do they hire John? Or wait for Urban?
He’ll be coaching the Bengals next year.
if he co-managed with Marvin, would make a great Under One Roof!
The Northern Arizona Lumberjacks? Since when do cacti count as lumber?
Akron@Nebraska still in a weather delay? At what point do they call the game?
Back in 2011, WVU was up on Marshall, 34-13, halfway through the third. They didn’t call the game until after 03:00.
they’ll wait. They’ve waited all year to have something to do on a Saturday.
the fuck else one gonna do in NE?
Disclaimer: I have also driven across this God-forsaken state, perhaps worse than KS (though KS also smelled of pig shit)
That wasn’t the pigs, that was the people who inhabit it.
given the strangeness of the billboards, I could well believe it
OK, I’m getting really unhappy I didn’t put the cash down on ‘Bama.
(on the bright side, mine and Hippo’s wolven sort might actually be able to beat ‘Ville)
Hey, what happened to the new golden boy QB for Michigan?
Ded? Or maybe just shitty. I’ve seen maybe 3 plays of this merde. Enough to know the B1G is a 1-team conference YET AGAIN.
Wisconsin vs. OSU/MSU penciled in for the Big 10 Championship Game.
Sparty should have lost to Utah State last night. I’d say your date with a 3-score beating of the Badgers is ok to write in using ink.
I dunno. Our defense gave up 31 against the Beavers. Big 10 is support to be a defensive conference, not a track meet.
If our defense averages 31 PPG, OSU is going 7-5.
Concussion ded. May not play again this year.
THIS MICHIGAN QUARTERBACK I CALL HIM VEAL SCALLOPINI BECAUSE NEVER HAS THE DEFEAT OF A WITHERED CALF BEEN SO DELICIOUS
Balls (and for those who are joining his suicide food pact), its your choice on the cheese, but I’d recommend Mild Cheddar for a 3-way.
Done! I’l try to do it this weekend and upload a picture.
Just remember, its not real chili; its Cincinnati chili. Its a chili sauce. If you go in expecting to taste real chili, you’ll be disappointed.
What is this “suicide food pact?” Does it involve Cincinnati chili, that was mentioned earlier? Cincinnati chili is great.
bare bums are ok?
of course, we’re not MONSTERS
MOAR THAN OK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM
Nips, tips, lips
“The game turned, obviously, when we forced to play the Negro QB” – Chip K., post-game
Who’s ready for Bear Down and Magic Undies?
/checks golden plates
//HIPPO READY!!!
Luke Fickell:
a cruel world in which we live, when a man has to have balls gigantes just to apply mathematics properly
I need to meat her.
And no, that’s not a typo.
One yard line. Do it!
DONE!
watch him miss
Lets see if Fickell still has balls.
…and castrated.
No FG here, either. 4 downs.
Hehehehehe….
There’s a front page headline on CBSSports.com right now titled “What’s Inside The Vols?”
My first thought?
“Right now, it’s Will Grier’s penis.”
(Because he fucked ’em good today, you see)
((Well, I thought it was funny))
So did I!
What? Kick the Field Goal. UCLA’s offense can’t move for…
Its worked? UC went for the win and its worked?
LUKE FICKELL IS A GENIUS
/seriously, the balls on that call
The Bearcats got this game won!
(Repressed memory of PIT-CIN wildcard finish resurface for a split second)
AHH! Oh, right. No lead is safe.
To: Redshirt STOP
RE: Cincinnati Bearcats STOP
I like UC very much more now that WVU doesn’t play them anymore. STOP
WCS STOP