Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE

But I’m guessing the players might.

Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Cincinnati at UCLA – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Michigan at Notre Dame – 7:30 PM | NBC  
    • Louisville vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
      • from Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL
    • Akron at Nebraska – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Texas (San Antonio) at Arizona State – 10:30PM | FS1
    • BYU at Arizona – 10:45PM | ESPN
  • MLB:
    • Rays at Cleveland – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Blue Jays at Marlins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Los Angeles FC – 8:00PM | TSN
    • Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN

Oh yeah, baby – quality Saturday night sports are back!

JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Akron/Huskers “postponed”.
I’m sure Chuck Amato had something to do with it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“How’d your day go?”

“Fine, I wasn’t literally fucked, well no penetration anyway.”

WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In that state he may be related to you.

Spur

Zona State fans look like they are waiting for the next bag of meth to arrive.

WCS

Because they are.

litre_cola

Ummm like, some of us, like totally like sometimes like smoke weed. -L_Cola

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

oh shit, UTSA and Herm Edwards are on FS1.

King Hippo

you play to win teh game!

Spur

Taki Taki

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a pretty good restaurant.

Fronkenshteen

Hey, if you were worried Herm Edwards wasn’t going to play to the tee-vee cameras, FEAR NOT, he’s all in!
There’s a joke in Herm playing a school named after the Patron Saint of Lost Things, but I’m too fucking stupid to make it.

Spur

Zona has some good looking fans

King Hippo

getting some Sparky overflow, looks like

King Hippo

Funny, Original Recipe Team Big Love has 4-9 season, all of a sudden they seem to have lots MOAR black folks, especially on defense. Coincidence?

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I’m now really pissed I didn’t bet ‘Bama.
Oh wait, it’s getting called back.

I’m still pretty pissed, however.

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ooooh, she all polka dotty.
I feel better now, thx.

WCS

I hope you all understand we’re now going to be exposed to at least a month of insufferable Notre Dame hype.

Fronkenshteen

Wimbush v Mirer: WHO YA GAWT?!

King Hippo

Much less so than it looked at 21-3

theeWeeBabySeamus

When they lose to Stanford and VT in consecutive weeks, that will end.

WCS

IT BETTER

King Hippo

Hippo cannot live in a world where tOSU and ND both make the playoffs.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Two words…

Clemp’s Son.

King Hippo

ok, ALL 3 of the above. For tOSU and Team Jeebus Camp pretty much have byes to January. And we can’t get bailed out by the SEC, PAWWWWWLLLLL slot representative winning every goddamned year.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, ya never know? We might jump up again this year and finally beat the Tiggers and….

Hehehehe…I can’t even finish the sentence.

Maybe Wake gets ’em. That’s their real trap game.

King Hippo

true, they’ve been terribad in their pseudo-ACC fixtures

Fronkenshteen

South bend fans doin all the fentanyl tonite, yo!

King Hippo

have to save some for the altar boys after mass, yo. Father Flanagan knows how to set a mood.

Redshirt

Hey! All three of my favorite college football teams won: Ohio State, Cincinnati and whoever Michigan is playing.

Spur

and so ends Michigan’s season.

King Hippo

this is a sad 2-minute offense, though

King Hippo

now even sadder

Mr. Ayo

The milkman dropped the jug!

Fronkenshteen

Piss poor game plan by the Irish. You’re only giving them two minutes? GRATE JERB!!!

Redshirt

Bullshit. Why was the official stopping ND from snapping the ball? If Michigan’s defense doesn’t take the field in a timely manner, that’s on them.

Spur

Tanner Mangum has to be at least 30 years old by now .

herodotus450

30 year old Mangum is hard to remove.

King Hippo

isn’t most of the team?

/black guys excepted

King Hippo

Nicholls wins! You wanna hold the Jayhawks’ beer, K State?

WCS

YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE:

Nicholls State has defeated Kansas, 26-23 in OT. Kansas is now 3-40 under head coach David Beatty.

King Hippo

As a degenerate, I have ESPN+ and almost decided to watch that OT.

King Hippo

also, one hopes he is renting

herodotus450

The Browns are listening…

King Hippo

Jumping ahead, I am amazed that Bear Down FOAR Midterms landed Kevin Sumlin. That’s quite the excellent hire.

King Hippo

Potato eaters allow a PityDOWN

herodotus450

GENIUS move by the NBC graphics department to put a bright yellow background behind the down and distance chyron. Not like that color and placement is reserved for anything else in this domain.

ballsofsteelandfury

Skyline chili in a can arrives Tuesday!!

We truly are living in amazing times…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t forget to overcook the pasta!

ballsofsteelandfury

I got a four pack of cans. You want one?

King Hippo

Nothing MOAR Murrikan than the strong desire to share sommet truly awful.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re just pissed because you’ve got a cheese deficiency.
It’s a major food group.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That is very generous, but no, no thank you.

King Hippo

oh, you REALLY are a masochist

WCS

If you want, I can mail you a Primanti’s sandwich. It’ll taste the same, maybe better, after three or four days in a hot mail truck.

ballsofsteelandfury

I may start a new column in which commentists mail me their hometown’s signature dish and I try it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That would be delightful.

Redshirt

Substitute “root beer” for “Cincinnati chili”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIVEuK5ATw

WCS

TIME FOR YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE:

Kansas State has taken the lead over South Dakota, 27-24.

Kansas and Nicholls State are in overtime, 20 apiece.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR BIG 12 UPDATE

King Hippo

helluva Jayhawk comeback!

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

In the section “Least Shocking News Evar”…
The Baltimore Orioles lost again today.

Mr. Ayo

To the Royals?!?!

Relegate both of them.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Indeed.

Spur

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herodotus450
theeWeeBabySeamus

Great death scene? Or GREATEST DEATH SCENE IN EVAR????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw

King Hippo

superbly acted by both

King Hippo

I know there is no such thing as true perfection, but she’s REALLY FUCKING CLOSE

WCS

I was watching Redshirt’s Bearcats knock off the Chippers, while dealing with two very sick, very angry kids. What’s this about Meetchicken’s QB?

herodotus450

He’s wearing khakis on the sideline.

WCS

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King Hippo

so is Harbs getting fired or what?

herodotus450

Do they hire John? Or wait for Urban?

Redshirt

He’ll be coaching the Bengals next year.

King Hippo

if he co-managed with Marvin, would make a great Under One Roof!

herodotus450

The Northern Arizona Lumberjacks? Since when do cacti count as lumber?

Redshirt

Akron@Nebraska still in a weather delay? At what point do they call the game?

WCS

Back in 2011, WVU was up on Marshall, 34-13, halfway through the third. They didn’t call the game until after 03:00.

Spur

they’ll wait. They’ve waited all year to have something to do on a Saturday.

King Hippo

the fuck else one gonna do in NE?

Disclaimer: I have also driven across this God-forsaken state, perhaps worse than KS (though KS also smelled of pig shit)

WCS

That wasn’t the pigs, that was the people who inhabit it.

King Hippo

given the strangeness of the billboards, I could well believe it

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I’m getting really unhappy I didn’t put the cash down on ‘Bama.
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(on the bright side, mine and Hippo’s wolven sort might actually be able to beat ‘Ville)

Redshirt

Hey, what happened to the new golden boy QB for Michigan?

King Hippo

Ded? Or maybe just shitty. I’ve seen maybe 3 plays of this merde. Enough to know the B1G is a 1-team conference YET AGAIN.

Redshirt

Wisconsin vs. OSU/MSU penciled in for the Big 10 Championship Game.

King Hippo

Sparty should have lost to Utah State last night. I’d say your date with a 3-score beating of the Badgers is ok to write in using ink.

Redshirt

I dunno. Our defense gave up 31 against the Beavers. Big 10 is support to be a defensive conference, not a track meet.

If our defense averages 31 PPG, OSU is going 7-5.

ballsofsteelandfury

Concussion ded. May not play again this year.

Fronkenshteen

THIS MICHIGAN QUARTERBACK I CALL HIM VEAL SCALLOPINI BECAUSE NEVER HAS THE DEFEAT OF A WITHERED CALF BEEN SO DELICIOUS

Redshirt

Balls (and for those who are joining his suicide food pact), its your choice on the cheese, but I’d recommend Mild Cheddar for a 3-way.

ballsofsteelandfury

Done! I’l try to do it this weekend and upload a picture.

Redshirt

Just remember, its not real chili; its Cincinnati chili. Its a chili sauce. If you go in expecting to taste real chili, you’ll be disappointed.

Brick Meathook

What is this “suicide food pact?” Does it involve Cincinnati chili, that was mentioned earlier? Cincinnati chili is great.

Spur

bare bums are ok?
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King Hippo

of course, we’re not MONSTERS

ballsofsteelandfury

MOAR THAN OK!

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Nips, tips, lips

King Hippo

“The game turned, obviously, when we forced to play the Negro QB” – Chip K., post-game

Spur

Who’s ready for Bear Down and Magic Undies?

King Hippo

/checks golden plates

//HIPPO READY!!!

WCS

Luke Fickell:

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King Hippo

a cruel world in which we live, when a man has to have balls gigantes just to apply mathematics properly

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I need to meat her.
And no, that’s not a typo.

Redshirt

One yard line. Do it!

King Hippo

DONE!

King Hippo

watch him miss

Redshirt

Lets see if Fickell still has balls.

Redshirt

…and castrated.

King Hippo

No FG here, either. 4 downs.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe….
There’s a front page headline on CBSSports.com right now titled “What’s Inside The Vols?”
My first thought?

“Right now, it’s Will Grier’s penis.”

(Because he fucked ’em good today, you see)
((Well, I thought it was funny))

WCS

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So did I!

Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

What? Kick the Field Goal. UCLA’s offense can’t move for…

Its worked? UC went for the win and its worked?

WCS

LUKE FICKELL IS A GENIUS

WCS

/seriously, the balls on that call

Redshirt

The Bearcats got this game won!

(Repressed memory of PIT-CIN wildcard finish resurface for a split second)

AHH! Oh, right. No lead is safe.

WCS

To: Redshirt STOP
RE: Cincinnati Bearcats STOP

I like UC very much more now that WVU doesn’t play them anymore. STOP

WCS STOP