Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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Beerguyrob

I was debating whether to bring back “Hope Clicks Eternal” this season, but Bears twitter has given me hope.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, man, I’m already ashamed

Brocky

So… spur posted a gif of a maid earlier, I did some Google research, found this video.

Anyone got a name for her?

Brocky

?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going to guess Zahia Dehar

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hippo beatdown aside, in my money league, I need Derek Carr to outperform Jared Goff by ≥ 3.5 points. How fucked am I?

Wakezilla

I’m not going to lie, it’s not looking good. If Rammit runs away with it early thanks to Gurley, Carr can pass Goff in garbage time.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

On a scale from 1 to Kenna James, you’re a Aria Giovanni.

Wakezilla

If only BFC was Aria Giovanni.

/Hasn’t seen what she looks like in 2k18, but remembers her well from 12+ years ago

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So that sucked

Brocky

Ikr? The first mortal kombat was so good. How did they screw up the second one so bad?

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Brocky

Sorry, this is my lame attempt at humor. It’s a coping mechanism

Wakezilla

MK2 felt like the producers were telling their fans who criticized the MK1 to go screw and ignored all the fans who actually liked the first one

Brocky

I was gonna write a long winded rant about the “fairness” of nfl coverage, but screw it. No one wants to hear that,

Here’s this instead

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Col. Duke LaCross

That’s pretty fair.

Wakezilla

No, go ahead and give us your correct rant

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