I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!
Bears/Packers:
That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.
Enjoy.
How many picks did Chicago give up to move up one spot and draft this idiot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbaoHwRX7BQ
Oh Bears
Has anyone actually checked Trubisky’s vision?
Some of these fucking passes man…
Da Bears
Mack is having second thoughts during this second half.
if only Titty Kisser weren’t shitting himself
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Euro2012-Mario-italy-germany-celebration-13409251802.gif
This league would be a better place without Matthews in it.
Please, PLEASE let Clay Matthews be the reason the Packers lose.
HAHAHAH MATTHEWS
Fucking clear roughing the passer on Clay Mathews.
Apparently Clay Matthews is really as dumb as he appears to be in those commercials with Rodgers.
Clay Matthews being over-aggressive? Say it ain’t so!
Congratulations Chicago in hiring Andy Reid 2.0
lol clay
I believe John Harbaugh was the only non-failure Reid offshoot and that was largely thanks to his brother being insane
Clay Matthews: Utterly pointless
LOL worthless fucking Clay Matthews
What a shitty penalty.
Rodgers had a look on the face that screamed “Oh, shit. I have to go kneel down?!”
I’ve seen ducks fly over my house with less wobbling than that ball Mitch just threw.
How do you not send every receiver to the sticks?
Good night, Chicago. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
I wonder how McCarthy will squander Aaron Rodgers’ abilities this year?
Man oh man. I thought Randall Cobb died a couple years ago. This is just incredible stuff.
lol, cut to credits already
Hahaaha they’re fucked
Truth Biscuit turned into a pumpkin
All I can say is, “Thank God, this isn’t my team who laid this egg on national TV this time.”
Did House of Pain write a song named “Hobble”? They should play that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc
Gee I wonder if they’ll need that third timeout
I mean, it prolly ain’t gonna happen, but I really want TruthBiscuit to fuck up Wisconsin’s night.
Of course Danica Patrick looks confused, because she’s never been a part of a come from behind victory before.
She has in the bedroom…..
You really pegged that joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
This is a fun new way to get fucked for sure
the bears are who we thought they were
Bearistocrats, indeed.
WoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….inhale….oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Can’t give trubinski that much time… Hahah
The Bearistocrats!
Jesus H Christ.
L O L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLHNCIJedFs
Actually I was looking for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0pt-hONuSA
Randall. Cobb. REALLY/
oh wow