I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!
Bears/Packers:
That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.
Enjoy.
That better be a hold on gb
Hicks is dominating
Bears doing a good??
Okay, I missed something, hippo, what is the prophecy? Cuz I know you didn’t do the packers preview
Bearistocrats! to NFC Title match, minimum
Wow. Bold.
ah am but the universe’s vessel on this’un
He’s been saying that since the end of last season, long before Khalil Mack showed up to quarterback the Bears to more wins over the Packers than smokin jay
Those are so very weird…oh, its a bikini. Nevermind.
I’m going in!!!!
/hopes she has daddy issues
Apparently hulu is on at least a 10 second delay. It’s like you’re all commenting from the future.
Shit, I fell asleep and must have woken up from a disturbance in the force. Touchdown, Bears!
That was…alarmingly competent Chicago Bears offensive football.
Alarming to say the least.
Bears…good? I don’t think I remember seeing that in my life.
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pqyax6gwzQ
Touchdown!!!!
KISS THOSE TITTIES!
Bears…
…
…
…
…good?
Update: Packers still don’t have a defense.
Don’t be fooled
BISKYDOWN
KICK SOME BEAR (BARE?) ASS!
I could’ve sworn we fired Capers.
maybe tomorrow morning
Andy Reid protege using his timeouts already
If we vote on it, can we legally kill and eat Cris Collingsworth?
Eat? Wtf. Good with the first part
Good point. He looks like he’d be a little tough and gristly anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW1LNP02miw
Let’s figure out a way for trump to do it, he won’t get prosecuted for anything
He looks like he’d taste like moldy bread.
and lo, suddenly the ppl reconsidered the words of the prophecy…
You know something hippo? You’re one smart motherfucker.
In their defense, the affection nickname isn’t Packristorats.
jordan Howard has quietly had a productive start to his career….
Translation: Jordan Howard was fucking robbed of rookie of the year
Wearing my cards jersey to Safeway cuz you get a game day discount.
LET ME BUY THOSE GUYS A STADIUM COMPLEX!
Does it apply to alcohol? Asking for a friend
T-formation?
Todd Haley is going reveal his version next week: The T-Top formation
Old School!
The Raiders are fucking stupid.
can’t wait to see how they look tomorrow!
Mack is already looking meastly.
Holy shit they actually called holding on green bay?
Getting it out of the way early in the season.
Don’t underestimate my capacity for hate
I was gonna post a prequel meme, then I was like ehh..
4 flags for the hold
To be fair, it was a REALLY good hold.
DID get his money’s worth, no doubt
Green Zone!
Here’s Mack! Someone check on Rikki
Was bakhtiari having a stroke in his intro?
It’s been a while guys. In that vein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly2YQiLASs
Oooh that’s good
Alright chumps, let’s do this…..
CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOO…….
BEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!!!!!!!!!!
McMahon was a star at QB, Michelle
(when he wasn’t in a dozen or so pieces)
I’m am willing to legtimatley bet that less than 50% of all packers fans know Lambeau was a coach.
……..damn I’m pissed tonight wtf
I’d take that bet. It’s taught in school. No joke.
Jokes on you. Overwhelming majority of GB fans don’t live in Wisconsin
[citation needed]
Ain’t no true son of Wisconsin that doesn’t know the legend of Curly’s Green and GOLD!
Alternative response: Well, not all of us can have our stadiums named after a soulless corporation.
Lambeau is also a dog who lives in Canadia.
BACK ME UP HERE BEERGUYROB!!!!!!
…does he not do shit half the year?
Packers related: Olivia Munn says she is being blacklisted since she joined #metoo
They split. He’s with Danica “it’s not MY fault I wrecked AGAIN” Patrick.
Is Kevin White hurt yet?
He just sprained one of his eyes reading this.
Trick question: There is no Kevin White.
Once again, on behalf of all Cincinnatians and Bengals fans, please continue to accept our heartfelt apologies for Cris Collinsworth.
I’m generally pretty tolerable of people but there’s something about his face/voice that just makes me want to die.
[MUTE]
what is that https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/1038943235190779904
That is the direct result of a 40 year old packers fan who didn’t know shit about football until they jumped on the Favre bandwagon 20 years ago.
I’m not bitter about anything, why do you ask?
Manifest is just dollar store lost right?
carrie’s new song probably gonna be an abortion of a tune
the entire predicting panel is WRONG
They were definitely Packers heavy, eh?
You shut your filthy pill-addled whore mouth! ?
Nice to see you too buddy!
So I had a weekend where my only access to news was FoxNews, but I don’t notice any unforeseen side Alles Ruhm dem Führer! Tod den Feinden des Vierten Reiches!!!!!! effects.
i give it until the 2nd GB Offense series for Rodgers to start acting like the little bitch he is.
Tony Dungy makes Halloween costumes insecure
So I’m trynna decide what I should watch tonight. Should I watch a bunch of the undead wandering around aimlessly with no apparent motivation and no concern?
Or should I watch Fear the Walking Dead?
Oh wait, Tirico just said Carrie Underwood has a new song. ZOMBIES IT IS!!!!!!!
Hey man, truthybiscuty is more lively than cutler ever was.
He’s gonna whip out his dick and poke out some mutherfucking eyeballs
Time for the Truth Biscuit!
…does this maid have a name?
Please do not fuck up (too much) Bears.
THE MOST BROWNS STAT OF ALL TIME:
The Browns are +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.
https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1038894665804775424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1038894665804775424&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fkinja.com%2Fajax%2Finset%2Fiframe%3Fid%3Dtwitter-1038894665804775424%26autosize%3D1
The Factory has produced an amazing item for us to consume