Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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Brocky

That better be a hold on gb

Mr. Ayo

Hicks is dominating

Sharkbait

Bears doing a good??

Brocky

Okay, I missed something, hippo, what is the prophecy? Cuz I know you didn’t do the packers preview

King Hippo

Bearistocrats! to NFC Title match, minimum

Redshirt

Wow. Bold.

King Hippo

ah am but the universe’s vessel on this’un

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s been saying that since the end of last season, long before Khalil Mack showed up to quarterback the Bears to more wins over the Packers than smokin jay

Spur

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Redshirt

Those are so very weird…oh, its a bikini. Nevermind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m going in!!!!
/hopes she has daddy issues

Bogdanski

Apparently hulu is on at least a 10 second delay. It’s like you’re all commenting from the future.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit, I fell asleep and must have woken up from a disturbance in the force. Touchdown, Bears!

fleshwound_NPG

That was…alarmingly competent Chicago Bears offensive football.

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Alarming to say the least.

Redshirt

Bears…good? I don’t think I remember seeing that in my life.

Brocky

Ahem

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Spur
Brocky

Touchdown!!!!
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King Hippo

KISS THOSE TITTIES!

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Bears…

…good?

Mr. Ayo

Update: Packers still don’t have a defense.

Doktor Zymm

Don’t be fooled

fleshwound_NPG

BISKYDOWN

Doktor Zymm

KICK SOME BEAR (BARE?) ASS!
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Shogun Marcus

I could’ve sworn we fired Capers.

King Hippo

maybe tomorrow morning

fleshwound_NPG

Andy Reid protege using his timeouts already

theeWeeBabySeamus

If we vote on it, can we legally kill and eat Cris Collingsworth?

Game Time Decision

Eat? Wtf. Good with the first part

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good point. He looks like he’d be a little tough and gristly anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW1LNP02miw

Brocky

Let’s figure out a way for trump to do it, he won’t get prosecuted for anything

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

He looks like he’d taste like moldy bread.

King Hippo

and lo, suddenly the ppl reconsidered the words of the prophecy…

Fronkenshteen

You know something hippo? You’re one smart motherfucker.

Redshirt

In their defense, the affection nickname isn’t Packristorats.

Brocky

jordan Howard has quietly had a productive start to his career….

Translation: Jordan Howard was fucking robbed of rookie of the year

blaxabbath

Wearing my cards jersey to Safeway cuz you get a game day discount.

LET ME BUY THOSE GUYS A STADIUM COMPLEX!

Game Time Decision

Does it apply to alcohol? Asking for a friend

fleshwound_NPG

T-formation?

Mr. Ayo

Todd Haley is going reveal his version next week: The T-Top formation

Redshirt

Old School!

Spur

The Raiders are fucking stupid.

King Hippo

can’t wait to see how they look tomorrow!

Col. Duke LaCross

Mack is already looking meastly.

Brocky

Holy shit they actually called holding on green bay?

LemonJello

Getting it out of the way early in the season.

Brocky

Don’t underestimate my capacity for hate

LemonJello

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Brocky

I was gonna post a prequel meme, then I was like ehh..

King Hippo

4 flags for the hold

theeWeeBabySeamus

To be fair, it was a REALLY good hold.

King Hippo

DID get his money’s worth, no doubt

Mr. Ayo

Green Zone!

King Hippo

Here’s Mack! Someone check on Rikki

Bogdanski

Was bakhtiari having a stroke in his intro?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

It’s been a while guys. In that vein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly2YQiLASs

Brocky

Oooh that’s good

Brocky

Alright chumps, let’s do this…..

CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOO…….

BEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!!!!!!!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

McMahon was a star at QB, Michelle

(when he wasn’t in a dozen or so pieces)

Brocky

I’m am willing to legtimatley bet that less than 50% of all packers fans know Lambeau was a coach.

……..damn I’m pissed tonight wtf

Shogun Marcus

I’d take that bet. It’s taught in school. No joke.

Brocky

Jokes on you. Overwhelming majority of GB fans don’t live in Wisconsin

[citation needed]

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Ain’t no true son of Wisconsin that doesn’t know the legend of Curly’s Green and GOLD!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Alternative response: Well, not all of us can have our stadiums named after a soulless corporation.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Lambeau is also a dog who lives in Canadia.
BACK ME UP HERE BEERGUYROB!!!!!!

Brocky

…does he not do shit half the year?

Spur

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Wakezilla

Packers related: Olivia Munn says she is being blacklisted since she joined #metoo

Shogun Marcus

They split. He’s with Danica “it’s not MY fault I wrecked AGAIN” Patrick.

Spur

Is Kevin White hurt yet?

Col. Duke LaCross

He just sprained one of his eyes reading this.

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Trick question: There is no Kevin White.

Redshirt

Once again, on behalf of all Cincinnatians and Bengals fans, please continue to accept our heartfelt apologies for Cris Collinsworth.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I’m generally pretty tolerable of people but there’s something about his face/voice that just makes me want to die.

fleshwound_NPG

[MUTE]

fleshwound_NPG
Brocky

That is the direct result of a 40 year old packers fan who didn’t know shit about football until they jumped on the Favre bandwagon 20 years ago.

I’m not bitter about anything, why do you ask?

Sharkbait

Manifest is just dollar store lost right?

fleshwound_NPG

carrie’s new song probably gonna be an abortion of a tune

King Hippo

the entire predicting panel is WRONG

theeWeeBabySeamus

They were definitely Packers heavy, eh?

Shogun Marcus

You shut your filthy pill-addled whore mouth! ?

Brocky

Nice to see you too buddy!

Redshirt

So I had a weekend where my only access to news was FoxNews, but I don’t notice any unforeseen side Alles Ruhm dem Führer! Tod den Feinden des Vierten Reiches!!!!!! effects.

Spur

i give it until the 2nd GB Offense series for Rodgers to start acting like the little bitch he is.

Brocky

Tony Dungy makes Halloween costumes insecure

theeWeeBabySeamus

So I’m trynna decide what I should watch tonight. Should I watch a bunch of the undead wandering around aimlessly with no apparent motivation and no concern?

Or should I watch Fear the Walking Dead?

Oh wait, Tirico just said Carrie Underwood has a new song. ZOMBIES IT IS!!!!!!!

Brocky

Hey man, truthybiscuty is more lively than cutler ever was.

He’s gonna whip out his dick and poke out some mutherfucking eyeballs

Sharkbait

Time for the Truth Biscuit!

Spur

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Brocky

…does this maid have a name?

fleshwound_NPG

Please do not fuck up (too much) Bears.

WCS

THE MOST BROWNS STAT OF ALL TIME:

The Browns are +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1038894665804775424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1038894665804775424&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fkinja.com%2Fajax%2Finset%2Fiframe%3Fid%3Dtwitter-1038894665804775424%26autosize%3D1

fleshwound_NPG

The Factory has produced an amazing item for us to consume

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