Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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AHAHAHAHA FUCK ME

Redshirt

BEARISTOCRATS!

King Hippo

the mother was deffo fucking the son there

SonOfSpam

Huh. So that happened.

Sharkbait

Holy. Shit.

Mr. Ayo

OMFG

blaxabbath

Bears gonna Bears

Redshirt

If this lose this game Chicago is going to burn. More than it usually does.

King Hippo

if they lose tonight, forget the prophecy. 3-13

ballsofsteelandfury

That gypsy woman lied to you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Nope TD still wins it…..

King Hippo

OMFG. The Bearistocrats!!

Gratliff

That drop is going to be replayed every Bears game this season

Really guy

fleshwound_NPG

OH FFS

Mr. Ayo

How did he drop that!?!?!?

Redshirt

I’m convinced the NFL Commissioner threatened the entire Bears defense with permanent banishment if they hurt Aaron Rodgers again. Its the only plausible reason for their 2nd half performance.

ballsofsteelandfury

The Bears deserve to lose this on playcalling alone, but their defense will bail them out.

Keep this in mind for the rest of the season, Bear fans, that’s your year.

fleshwound_NPG

…since 1986

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Same. Old. Script.

King Hippo

That is FOUR EXTRA PLAYS for A.A. Ron

Gatoraids

Rodgers is More than a little juiced

King Hippo

unless you planned to go for it on 4th down, that is the dumbest motherfucking call I have ever seen (ok, today)

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Same old fucking script

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Gee, what’s going to happen now?

RIP Chi****

Viva La Tabula Raza

Run wasn’t working at all, so let’s try a pass.

fleshwound_NPG

3rd and 1 and the Andy Reid protege throws yet again

King Hippo

THEY GODDAMNED THREW IT???

fleshwound_NPG

Andy Reid Protege strikes again!

makeitsnowondem

On the read option, every quarterback reads the defensive end to decide whether to hand off to the running back, but only the Bears quarterback reads the running back first to see if he’s paying attention.

King Hippo

Jordan Howard has been a beast this drive. Leonard Cohen, too (to a lesser extent)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Titbiscuit: OK guys, the play is “TRY NOT TO SNAP IT OVER MY FUCKING HEAD THIS TIME” on two…ready break!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Good thing there are no Asians in Green Bay, otherwise they’d all be looking for the stadium with Stallone in front of it.

King Hippo

ok, so A.A. Ron gets it back at 17-23, obvs

King Hippo

OR DOES HE??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Yarp

blaxabbath

So is Tribusky a real live NFL QB?

Also, does anyone else have those furniture stores with the ads, “Nobody beats Mitch!”?

makeitsnowondem

Why is the instant replay Surface still in its original packaging? Is it a collector’s item?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

I was surprised how much I enjoyed Jurassic World. I was then surprised how unenjoyable Fallen Kingdom was.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Then he ate him.

Gratliff

I hated Jurassic World, I had to be restrained from burning the theater down during Fallen Kingdom, hopefully the boy will be 15 or so when the next one comes out so I can throw a 20 at him and tell him to fuck off.

blaxabbath

So I guess Miss America sucks now?

SonOfSpam

They all did when Trump ran it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hasn’t she always?

Mr. Ayo

Really? Where does the line start?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Is that Confederate money?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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fleshwound_NPG

Bisky is earning his titty kissing on this here drive

Brick Meathook

Last night I dreamed that I got my car’s engine repaired and the bill was $60,000

ALXMAC

Do you drive a SAAB??

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think that actually happens with Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

King Hippo

if you buy an Italian car, you kinda get what you asked for

Mr. Ayo

Don’t buy a car that requires 60k repair bills. Trust me.

Brick Meathook

Here’s my dream car for daily commuting:
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fleshwound_NPG

A meastly drive, considering

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That 3rd down conversion was so big. Truth Biscuit has looked, dare I say it, not bad

King Hippo

fine work, staying in bounds!

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Oh that was a great run by Howard

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

eeeeets a goooood teeeeeem!

ALXMAC
fleshwound_NPG

A PASS TO A WR!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

THIS AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM MASTER CHIEF PETTY OFFICER CARL BRASHEAR BECAUSE HE IS REFUSING TO QUIT DESPITE HAVING ONE DAMN LEG!!!!!!

SonOfSpam

He’s like Bethany whatever, except he doesn’t believe in Jesus and he only surfs Grindr.

makeitsnowondem

THIS AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM A CONFEDERATE STATUE BECAUSE HE’S COMPLETELY IMMOBILE AND A BUNCH OF MORONS DON’T WANT HIM REMOVED

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If the Bears do lose, they’ll be an insufferable mess of bitchiness tomorrow but what’s worse is they’ll be indistinguishable from Cubs fans who have a fucking first place team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I went downstairs for like 10 minutes to make some food, and….WTF happened?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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fleshwound_NPG

Bisky is doin work without the knowledge that WRs exist

Gatoraids

Teebowinski

King Hippo

And you know that you can trust him…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo
ballsofsteelandfury

What will be hilarious is that the Bears will manage to hang on and Aaron will have done this in vain.

King Hippo

YUP