I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!
Bears/Packers:
That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.
Enjoy.
AHAHAHAHA FUCK ME
BEARISTOCRATS!
the mother was deffo fucking the son there
Huh. So that happened.
Holy. Shit.
OMFG
Bears gonna Bears
If this lose this game Chicago is going to burn. More than it usually does.
if they lose tonight, forget the prophecy. 3-13
That gypsy woman lied to you.
Nope TD still wins it…..
OMFG. The Bearistocrats!!
That drop is going to be replayed every Bears game this season
Really guy
OH FFS
How did he drop that!?!?!?
I’m convinced the NFL Commissioner threatened the entire Bears defense with permanent banishment if they hurt Aaron Rodgers again. Its the only plausible reason for their 2nd half performance.
The Bears deserve to lose this on playcalling alone, but their defense will bail them out.
Keep this in mind for the rest of the season, Bear fans, that’s your year.
…since 1986
Same. Old. Script.
That is FOUR EXTRA PLAYS for A.A. Ron
Rodgers is More than a little juiced
unless you planned to go for it on 4th down, that is the dumbest motherfucking call I have ever seen (ok, today)
Same old fucking script
Gee, what’s going to happen now?
RIP Chi****
Run wasn’t working at all, so let’s try a pass.
3rd and 1 and the Andy Reid protege throws yet again
THEY GODDAMNED THREW IT???
Andy Reid Protege strikes again!
On the read option, every quarterback reads the defensive end to decide whether to hand off to the running back, but only the Bears quarterback reads the running back first to see if he’s paying attention.
Jordan Howard has been a beast this drive. Leonard Cohen, too (to a lesser extent)
Titbiscuit: OK guys, the play is “TRY NOT TO SNAP IT OVER MY FUCKING HEAD THIS TIME” on two…ready break!!!!!
Good thing there are no Asians in Green Bay, otherwise they’d all be looking for the stadium with Stallone in front of it.
ok, so A.A. Ron gets it back at 17-23, obvs
OR DOES HE??
Yarp
So is Tribusky a real live NFL QB?
Also, does anyone else have those furniture stores with the ads, “Nobody beats Mitch!”?
Why is the instant replay Surface still in its original packaging? Is it a collector’s item?
I was surprised how much I enjoyed Jurassic World. I was then surprised how unenjoyable Fallen Kingdom was.
Then he ate him.
I hated Jurassic World, I had to be restrained from burning the theater down during Fallen Kingdom, hopefully the boy will be 15 or so when the next one comes out so I can throw a 20 at him and tell him to fuck off.
So I guess Miss America sucks now?
They all did when Trump ran it.
Hasn’t she always?
Really? Where does the line start?
Is that Confederate money?
Bisky is earning his titty kissing on this here drive
Last night I dreamed that I got my car’s engine repaired and the bill was $60,000
Do you drive a SAAB??
I think that actually happens with Ferraris and Lamborghinis.
if you buy an Italian car, you kinda get what you asked for
Don’t buy a car that requires 60k repair bills. Trust me.
Here’s my dream car for daily commuting:
A meastly drive, considering
That 3rd down conversion was so big. Truth Biscuit has looked, dare I say it, not bad
fine work, staying in bounds!
Oh that was a great run by Howard
eeeeets a goooood teeeeeem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjlE5dHiooE
A PASS TO A WR!
THIS AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM MASTER CHIEF PETTY OFFICER CARL BRASHEAR BECAUSE HE IS REFUSING TO QUIT DESPITE HAVING ONE DAMN LEG!!!!!!
He’s like Bethany whatever, except he doesn’t believe in Jesus and he only surfs Grindr.
THIS AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM A CONFEDERATE STATUE BECAUSE HE’S COMPLETELY IMMOBILE AND A BUNCH OF MORONS DON’T WANT HIM REMOVED
If the Bears do lose, they’ll be an insufferable mess of bitchiness tomorrow but what’s worse is they’ll be indistinguishable from Cubs fans who have a fucking first place team.
I went downstairs for like 10 minutes to make some food, and….WTF happened?
Bisky is doin work without the knowledge that WRs exist
Teebowinski
And you know that you can trust him…
also am drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svitEEpI07E
What will be hilarious is that the Bears will manage to hang on and Aaron will have done this in vain.
YUP