Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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Doktor Zymm

Hell of a pass, hell of a catch, hell of a name

Spur

Cris just creamed his pants.

SonOfSpam

He definitely shot a wad of manchowder from his one-eyed turtlenecked milkman.

King Hippo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Buhhhhh

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Gratliff

That pass was almost worth this being Rodgers’ last game as a Packer.

King Hippo

pretty impressive, especially sans plant leg

SonOfSpam

Nice catch by Crazy Horse Watching The Detectives.

Fronkenshteen

Me AND my wife loved this

SonOfSpam

Say hello to her please. She’ll know what it means.

JerBear50

Only happened because of Rodgers pass. His aim was true.

Spur

Rodgers is staying in shotgun and that ball is coming out in 3 seconds or less. Tough to sack him.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

He’s basically Carson Wentz throwing the TD on a torn ACL every single down. His shit is getting amputated after the game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Imagine a value system where the actors who play Jamie from Progressive & the Silicon Valley douche for Verizon “check all the boxes”.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Commercials have gotten considerably worse over the last 5-6 years right? It’s not just me?

King Hippo

VERY correct

King Hippo

the world really is just a giant pile of shit. EXCEPT FOAR FOOTBAW!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

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Fronkenshteen

Packers fans right now are the living embodiment of Homer and Bart chasing the roast pig.
IT’S STILL GOOD!! IT’S STILL GOOD!!!

New Game: What useless and completely tangential things did Gruden talk about in his call with Mack?

ballsofsteelandfury

Did you know Hooters has fried pickles?

“Did you know the H is silent?! I’ve been pronouncing it K-HA-lil this whole time!”

King Hippo

I would not be surprised if he read from 30 year-old TV guides.

Redshirt

Collinsworth: “I want to say one last thing…”

Oh, if it were to be true.

Doktor Zymm

So, how many opioid addicts did they rob in the parking lot to get Rodgers back in?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“The benefits of simple origami are two fold.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Do these refs know this is Rodgers? You can’t throw a flag at him.

So MNF is going to have some terrible and completely unnecessary graphics tomorrow, right?

Sharkbait

Not the Rogers flag I thought I would see

Doktor Zymm

So, it seems that werebear slash is a thing. And it’s enough of a thing that there are series and covers and sections on Amazon. It’s amazing how not tempted I am to read any of these
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ballsofsteelandfury

BBW? Shouldn’t that be BBC?

Gratliff

bear shifter….so is this like animorphs porn?

Gatoraids

Netflix picked up another season of True Blood?

Spur

How did Kevin Hart happen? Who approved this?

ballsofsteelandfury

I have it on good authority he has pictures…

Gratliff

I liked him as an up and coming comedian, then he got big and increasingly insufferable, but it was already too late to stop him

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought he was very funny until he became successful. He seems to me to overdo what he thinks got him successful.

Redshirt

How does Wanda Sykes keep getting chance after chance after chance?

ballsofsteelandfury

She licks good pussy.

Spur

Bears are going to blow this game. I can feel it.

fleshwound_NPG

even with rodgers, gb not doing too much

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It would be oddly comforting if they did

Doktor Zymm

So….who is Goldilocks to the Bears?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just some lazy goldbricking hoe who showed up and ate all the porridge.

Gratliff

Intended Receiver: Super Bowl LII’s top rated QB

Doktor Zymm

You know, I own a lot of tacks that aren’t very sharp

Shogun Marcus

She remembers when steam power was new.

ballsofsteelandfury

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WCS

Bubble trance isn’t a thing, Richard. Go back to making software.

JerBear50

I was very surprised to find out he wasn’t British. Because he reaaaaalllllly looks British.

Doktor Zymm

GO MASON! BUILD THAT WALL OR CATHEDRAL OR SOMETHING ELSE MADE OF STONE

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

That was shaped more like a knife than a brace Cris. Mack comes at him again and Rodgers will cut a bitch.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Apropos of nothing, I just checked FF numbers. It’s a good thing Dreamboat and AB showed up, because the rest of my lineup was a flaming pile of dogshit today.

Redshirt

What’s happened to the Bears pass rush?

Spur

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Getting up from the Half time

Gatoraids

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Keep Sending rodgers out there

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe, nice.

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Pondering the idea of a gimpy Rodgers beating the Bears

Doktor Zymm

I don’t think Raiders fans are saying ‘Are you kidding me’
I suspect they are using stronger language

SonOfSpam

Maricon and hijo de puta at least.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

And shivs, don’t forget those.

King Hippo

actually, it’s lights out for about 80% of ’em

JerBear50

It’s too early for lockdown on the West Coast.

King Hippo

always forget the time zone thing

Redshirt

Since when did Mike Shanahan become the coach of Green Bay?

King Hippo

their odds of winning this game are like, maybe 1 in 20?

fleshwound_NPG
Sharkbait

Switched to bourbon. A smart decision

Redshirt

This is making me uncomfortable. He can barely walk. He’s not even using his leg to throw.

Gatoraids

He needs that Grizzly Man bear armor suit

SonOfSpam

I thought you meant how they kept showing his beard.

Sharkbait

He’s definitely staying in shotgun from now on

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry, but I’m giggling at Danica in the luxury box. That’s the same look she has every time she loses a race.

WCS

So every race day.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

Funny, they never did that shit with Olivia Munn!

THAT’S RAYCESS!

fleshwound_NPG

She didn’t retire, she was forced to gtfo

Spur

get ready for all the Flags. Bears need to kill Rodgers because those flags will be non-stop

Redshirt

(pause)
(selects Depth Chart)
(goes to QB1, selects D. Kizer, selects A. Rodgers +)
(pop up window) A. Rodgers has a sprained knee and ankle. Returning him early could risk further injury. Are you sure you want to play him injured?
(selects Yes)
(pop up window) Are you really sure you want to screw up this season and probably your future? Its only Week 1?
(selects Yes)
(pop up window) Okay, its only your franchise.

ballsofsteelandfury

Captain Blue Bunny strikes again!

Doktor Zymm

ALL BEARS SCORE (also free pizza!)
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ballsofsteelandfury

Pigs?

King Hippo

there’s just so much lingo – being gay seems like a full-time job in and of itself!

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, that stumped me too and I’m afraid to google it

Mr. Ayo

Gay slang for someone who gets off sexually by doing raunchy things like licking sweaty armpits or sniffing dirty underwear and socks.

makeitsnowondem

Well at least it’s not cops.

SonOfSpam

Thank you for your service.

Mr. Ayo

I really should have used incognito mode for that search.

SonOfSpam

Think of all the social opportunities you’ll have now!

Mr. Ayo

Hmm, I do sweat a lot.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re doing the Lord’s work, Mr. Ayo!

King Hippo

am I allowed to say ewwwww? Because…ewwwwwww

Doktor Zymm

I’m both happy at my increased knowledge, and kind of sad and nauseous about what that knowledge is. Well done sir!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oooooh, free pizza.

King Hippo

hey, I already have a “no eating at strip clubs” rule even before this “pigs” thingy

ballsofsteelandfury

You come out to LA and I’ll take you to the best $5 Burger Special in LA.

King Hippo

with all the out-of-work actresses, they are probably REALLY good at pretending to like you, huh?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, Rodgers looks fine, put him in coach.
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ballsofsteelandfury

On the not-so-bright side, we will be hearing about the 85 Bears all season now.

makeitsnowondem

As long as I don’t have to hear about the damned ‘72 Dolphins.

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